Contest Question

[cheerful_deviant]

What ever happened to the February Monthly contest? Did I miss it or is there not one because of the Readers Choice that month? The last one I can find is January.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

What ever happened to the February Monthly contest? Did I miss it or is there not one because of the Readers Choice that month? The last one I can find is January.

It's still being tallied. Laurel went on her Spring Break, and didn't have time to do it before, because of the Yearly Readers Choice awards. It will come, though.

 

[Samandiriel]

Speaking of contests...did Charley ever post the authors on her voice thread?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Speaking of contests...did Charley ever post the authors on her voice thread?

We're still waiting for you and for all the other lazy bastards to read the entries and try to guess who wrote what.

 

[Samandiriel]

We're still waiting for you and for all the other lazy bastards to read the entries and try to guess who wrote what.

I think it's cute when pit bulls smile.

I'm not lazy, I'm selective.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I think it's cute when pit bulls smile.

I'm not lazy, I'm selective.

Yeah, right.

 

[Samandiriel]

Yeah, right.

Picture this: Literotica 2005....a beautiful spring day, the sun shining, birds warming their wings in the sun and a woman dressed in black standing alone, her fingers in her ears singing...."Lalalalalalalalal...I can't hear you."

 

[Lauren Hynde]

You should have no trouble getting a job with my ISP...

 

[Samandiriel]

You should have no trouble getting a job with my ISP...

I AM YOUR ISP....sucker.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Oh, nice to meet you. It's so good to put a face on the lawsuit.

 

[Samandiriel]

Oh, nice to meet you. It's so good to put a face on the lawsuit.

It's nice to take your money and fuck you over too.
I have a pinstripe suit and a new briefcase, I'm ready...bring it on.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

That was kind of hot.

 

[Samandiriel]

That was kind of hot.

What happens when I say the word.....Litigation?

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

What happens when I say the word.....Litigation?

"LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law." ~ Ambrose Bierce

"Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished." ~ Jeremy Bentham
"A lawyer is someone willing to spend every cent you own to prove he's right." ~ unknown (and probably broke)

"A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer." ~ Robert Frost

"Ever negotiate with lawyers at a huge company? If they saw you drowning 100 feet from the shore, they'd throw you a 51-foot rope and say they went more than halfway." ~ Paul Somerson

5 4 3 2 1

 

[cheerful_deviant]

It's still being tallied. Laurel went on her Spring Break, and didn't have time to do it before, because of the Yearly Readers Choice awards. It will come, though.

Thanks Lauren.

 

[impressive]

What ever happened to the February Monthly contest? Did I miss it or is there not one because of the Readers Choice that month? The last one I can find is January.

I just asked Laurel this yesterday. (Got the same answer that Lauren posted earlier.) I thought I'd missed it in all the hullaballo.

I also thought I had a chance at a category nomination in Lesbian Sex ... until I took another peek this morning. *sigh* Always a bridesmaid ...

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I also thought I had a chance at a category nomination in Lesbian Sex ... until I took another peek this morning. *sigh* Always a bridesmaid ...

don't give up your hope yet, Imp. The scores that count are the ones that were recorded on March 15.

 

[impressive]

don't give up your hope yet, Imp. The scores that count are the ones that were recorded on March 15.

I find it ironic that there's such "stiff" competition in that category.

Oh, well. The Chain Stories cat is pretty solid for me this month. I shouldn't be greedy.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I hear those dykes can get quite rough.

 

[impressive]

I hear those dykes can get quite rough.

That is precisely why I keep coming back!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I hear those dykes can get quite rough.

*scratches head*

Damn, we must've been louder than I thought if Lauren heard us all the way across the...

 

[LadyJeanne]

*scratches head*

Damn, we must've been louder than I thought if Lauren heard us all the way across the...

It was your neighbors. They called in the Christian right who called CNN who broadcasted it to make sure the all the 'little death' rattles were consensual and properly documented.