Consider the potential of the following corporate mergers:

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XEROX and WURLITZER
(They're going to make reproductive organs)

 

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FAIRCHILD ELECTRONICS and HONEYWELL COMPUTERS
(The new company will be called Fairwell Honeychild)

 

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POLYGRAM RECORDS, WARNER BROTHERS and KEEBLER
(The new company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker)

 

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W.R.GRACE CO., FULLER BRUSH CO., MARY KAY COSMETICS, and HALE BUSINESS SYSTEMS
(The company will be called Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace)

 

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3M and GOODYEAR
(MMM Good)

 

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JOHN DEERE and ABITIBI-PRICE
(Deere Abi)

 

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HONEYWELL, IMASCO and HOME OIL
(Honey, I'm Home)

 

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DENISON MINES, ALLIANCE and METAL MINING
(Mine All Mine)

 

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3M, JC PENNEY and THE METROPOLITAN OPERA COMPANY
(3 Penney Opera)

 

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GREY POUPON and DOCKERS PANTS
(Poupon Pants)

 

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KNOTT'S BERRY FARM and THE NATIONAL ORGANIZATION FOR WOMEN
(The new company will be called Knott Now)

 

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ZIPPO MANUFACTURING, AUDI, DOFASCO and DAKOTA MINING
(The new company will be called Zip Audi Do-Da)

 

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NETSCAPE and YAHOO
(Net n'Yahoo)