Congratulations to the 12th Annual Most
fine print:
Please note: in all categories, author self-nominations (author nominating their own work or body of work, either via their own account or known aliases) will be worth 1/2 a regular nomination, and will be discarded in the case of a tie vote.
Since I nominated my self 29 times, I am the only contestant. I win, I win!
Do you doubt? I have over 10,000 votes as favorite author. How good am I, I am the only set of poets with straight Hs.
Such is the power of self love, I would show you how it works, but then that would be too much self love for the world to bear.
I have also won half of the Story Awards. I'm not greedy, but more correctly, I'm not interested.
Now you all line up to kiss my ass, or I will get 10,000 alts to do it. AND THEY ALL HAVE THEIR OWN BATTERIES. 10,000 Volts from 10,000 Alts is not a pretty thing.
Thank you, Thank you, I'll return next year. To win again! Join me in a song.
Vote, vote, vote
I do it all the time
Once or twice
is not enough
but 20 or 30 times
for me.
Now excuse me, I have to go pick up the Larry Fine Award for Poetry.
fine print:
Please note: in all categories, author self-nominations (author nominating their own work or body of work, either via their own account or known aliases) will be worth 1/2 a regular nomination, and will be discarded in the case of a tie vote.
Since I nominated my self 29 times, I am the only contestant. I win, I win!
Do you doubt? I have over 10,000 votes as favorite author. How good am I, I am the only set of poets with straight Hs.
Such is the power of self love, I would show you how it works, but then that would be too much self love for the world to bear.
I have also won half of the Story Awards. I'm not greedy, but more correctly, I'm not interested.
Now you all line up to kiss my ass, or I will get 10,000 alts to do it. AND THEY ALL HAVE THEIR OWN BATTERIES. 10,000 Volts from 10,000 Alts is not a pretty thing.
Thank you, Thank you, I'll return next year. To win again! Join me in a song.
Vote, vote, vote
I do it all the time
Once or twice
is not enough
but 20 or 30 times
for me.
Now excuse me, I have to go pick up the Larry Fine Award for Poetry.
