Congratulations to President-elect Donald J Trump

[renard_ruse]

Where do we sign up to volunteer on the Wall construction crew?

 

[Sean Renaud]

I will never unsubscribe from this. It's either gonna be the new Doom n Gloom thread or me looking like a terrible ass but it'll be here until the stars grow cold.

Or you know Laurel closes it for being too large.

 

[snugglestruggle]

Where do we sign up to volunteer on the Wall construction crew?

Mexico

 

[JohnnySavage]

The way the Electoral College is set up this year, it wouldn't matter if the Republicans were running Jesus Horatio Christ; they have no chance of winning.

 

[JinSun]

The way the Electoral College is set up this year, it wouldn't matter if the Republicans were running Jesus Horatio Christ; they have no chance of winning.

Welcome to the next 20 years of American politics.

HEY EVERYONE WE'RE THE NEW E̶U̶R̶O̶P̶E̶ SWEDEN.

 

[Liar]

Mexico

I just figured out how Trump will make Mexico pay for the wall. If he becomes president they'll build it, on their side, with a moat and armed sentries, facing north.

 

[MichaelinChina]

I just figured out how Trump will make Mexico pay for the wall. If he becomes president they'll build it, on their side, with a moat and armed sentries, facing north.

..and a number of mini Trump Towers along the fence for the Trump employed sentries to live in and observe, with their Trump Arms Factory machine guns. Posters of the great man (scowling) will be displayed to deter anyone stupid enough to want to enter the US. On the US side, will be huge smiling photos of Trump encouraging Americans to leave through the provided (unlocked) gate.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Where do we sign up to volunteer on the Wall construction crew?

Ottawa

 

[Liar]

..and a number of mini Trump Towers along the fence for the Trump employed sentries to live in and observe, with their Trump Arms Factory machine guns. Posters of the great man (scowling) will be displayed to deter anyone stupid enough to want to enter the US. On the US side, will be huge smiling photos of Trump encouraging Americans to leave through the provided (unlocked) gate.

I think you misunderstood. Mexico will have to build a wall to keep the tidal wave of refugees from the US out when Drumpfpocalypse happens.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

At least The Donald has shifted the Lit meme from bathrooms to, well, him...

 

[Miasorrow]

Welcome to the next 20 years of American politics.

HEY EVERYONE WE'RE THE NEW E̶U̶R̶O̶P̶E̶ SWEDEN.

At the end we all get to have the politicians we deserve.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Welcome to the next 20 years of American politics.

HEY EVERYONE WE'RE THE NEW E̶U̶R̶O̶P̶E̶ SWEDEN.

No, those taxpayers actually get something back for the money they spend.

We just get a few REALLY rich folks while everything goes to shit.

 

[JinSun]

At the end we all get to have the politicians we deserve.

He cracked the code. Shut it down.

No, those taxpayers actually get something back for the money they spend.

We just get a few REALLY rich folks while everything goes to shit.

Tell that to Sweden's unemployed.

 

[MrRandyWatson]

Ottawa

I'll take Vancouver. It's nicer in the winter.

I've actually contacted an immigration attorney in Canada about moving up there. If nothing else, there's always Cape Breton, Nova Scotia, whose town motto is, "Move here, pretty please with sprinkles on top?"

 

[NOIRTRASH]

MILES was picked as a Lesbian, Gay. Black, Thespian historic site. A small bronze placque is now riveted to his jeans.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Tell that to Sweden's unemployed.

They are CONSIDERABLY better taken care of the the US's both un and underemployed.

Not to mention their laws aren't 1/2 as tyrannical as California.

Sure you get taxed more but they don't send SWAT teams after lemonade stands/lawn boys and treat people growing their own food like Al Qaeda either.

Los Angeles will kick your door in, kill all the family pets in front of the kids, beat your ass, rob and auction off all your property then send you to prison for sharing milk with your neighbor.

That's not even a joke that really happened.

As someone who's lived all over the US I've never seen a more hostile to the poor and protection of the elite state than CA....except maybe NY. IDK if they SWAT people for milk but they will for lemonade stands and pot. So....take your pick, but the reality is American Democrats are 10x the tyrants the northern European socialist are and the Rethuglicans aren't any better. They are more bidnizz friendly sure but they are social control freaks....they will let their state burn to the fucking ground and do nothing because banning blowjobs n' buttsex is at the top of their agenda.

 

[JinSun]

They are CONSIDERABLY better taken care of the the US's both un and underemployed.

Not to mention their laws aren't 1/2 as tyrannical as California.

Sure you get taxed more but they don't send SWAT teams after lemonade stands/lawn boys and treat people growing their own food like Al Qaeda either.

Los Angeles will kick your door in, kill all the family pets in front of the kids, beat your ass, rob and auction off all your property then send you to prison for sharing milk with your neighbor.

That's not even a joke that really happened.

As someone who's lived all over the US I've never seen a more hostile to the poor and protection of the elite state than CA....except maybe NY. IDK if they SWAT people for milk but they will for lemonade stands and pot. So....take your pick, but the reality is American Democrats are 10x the tyrants the northern European socialist are and the Rethuglicans aren't any better. They are more bidnizz friendly sure but they are social control freaks....they will let their state burn to the fucking ground and do nothing because banning blowjobs n' buttsex is at the top of their agenda.

Glad you're so comfortable labeling an entire political party in such a way, and in doing that, half the nation. Sorry, I'm a little confused...who's the tyrant?

 

[chillywilly2]

The way the Electoral College is set up this year, it wouldn't matter if the Republicans were running Jesus Horatio Christ; they have no chance of winning.

So, you're saying Trump is going to loose to a woman...I wonder if that might make him back out before he even starts

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Hail to the Chief we have chosen for the nation,
Hail to the Chief! We salute him, one and all.
Hail to the Chief, as we pledge cooperation
In proud fulfillment of a great, noble call.

Yours is the aim to make this grand country grander,
This you will do, that's our strong, firm belief.
Hail to the one we selected as commander,
Hail to the President! Hail to the Chief!

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[contrifan32]

Didn't you recently say that Trump would not win the nomination?

 

[Not Normal]

First it was "Trump won't make it to the first primary" then it was "Trump won't win any states" then it was "Trump can't win the nomination" now its "Trump can't win the general election." I am truly and genuinely terrified of his victory. More scared than I was in 2000. I predicted in 2000 that if W got in things would go to complete and utter shit and I was right. I can't even imagine what Trump will do internationally to piss pretty much every other nation off, or how he'll fuck up every domestic policy.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Glad you're so comfortable labeling an entire political party in such a way, and in doing that, half the nation.

It is what it is.

This shit didn't happen without the support of the people in those parties and they need to fuckin' own it.

Sorry, I'm a little confused...who's the tyrant?

Yes.

First it was "Trump won't make it to the first primary" then it was "Trump won't win any states" then it was "Trump can't win the nomination" now its "Trump can't win the general election." I am truly and genuinely terrified of his victory. More scared than I was in 2000. I predicted in 2000 that if W got in things would go to complete and utter shit and I was right. I can't even imagine what Trump will do internationally to piss pretty much every other nation off, or how he'll fuck up every domestic policy.

Could be interesting!! It could happen....

 

[JinSun]

First it was "Trump won't make it to the first primary" then it was "Trump won't win any states" then it was "Trump can't win the nomination" now its "Trump can't win the general election." I am truly and genuinely terrified of his victory. More scared than I was in 2000. I predicted in 2000 that if W got in things would go to complete and utter shit and I was right. I can't even imagine what Trump will do internationally to piss pretty much every other nation off, or how he'll fuck up every domestic policy.

Well, that is why we have a congress, though they tend to be useless. For once, I think that will help us. Here's praying the Democrats go full filibuster.

 

[JinSun]

It is what it is.

This shit didn't happen without the support of the people in those parties and they need to fuckin' own it.



Yes.



Could be interesting!! It could happen....

And you're saying that Democrats aren't at any fault whatsoever, despite a lot of policies that Clinton put into place during the 90s now backfiring? What about Obamacare. My health insurance skyrocketed. Who's to blame for that?

Shut the fuck up.

 

[snugglestruggle]

First it was "Trump won't make it to the first primary" then it was "Trump won't win any states" then it was "Trump can't win the nomination" now its "Trump can't win the general election." I am truly and genuinely terrified of his victory. More scared than I was in 2000. I predicted in 2000 that if W got in things would go to complete and utter shit and I was right. I can't even imagine what Trump will do internationally to piss pretty much every other nation off, or how he'll fuck up every domestic policy.

You're assuming there will be no pushback from congress and they will rubber stamp anything he wants, which isn't so. They still have to answer to their donors.