Congratulations Assorted Pornster Award Nominees

[shereads]

There are bunches of you in bunches of categories, which if I tried to list them, would keep me awake all night worrying that I had left someone out.

It's traditional in my culture to offer the nominees a big smile and a peeled honeydew melon:



And a blueberry with fuzzy mold growing on it:



But no bananas.

 

[carsonshepherd]

 

[neonlyte]

It's traditional in my culture to offer the nominees a big smile and a peeled honeydew melon:

And a blueberry with fuzzy mold growing on it:

That's a sort of blueberry culture is it?



Congrats to the Nominees.

 

[doormouse]

Yep, congrats to everyone.

Haven't read half of them nominated... so have a lot of catching up to do!!!!!

 

[brightlyiburn]

Yep, congrats to everyone.

Haven't read half of them nominated... so have a lot of catching up to do!!!!!

Look at it this way...you have more than a month to do it.
I should try to do some reading over spring break. Assuming my art history teacher doesn't drop something on my head at the last minute.

 

[Guest]

Sher, is your moldy fruit offering like some kind of odd southern homeopathic pennicillin?
you're always looking out for others...it makes me proud. ill have to share that with your mom...just after i give her back her internet connection.

and... congrats to all who were nominated...

 

[Belegon]

I'm allergic to penicillin, but I'll take the big smile....

 

[Lisa Denton]

There are bunches of you in bunches of categories, which if I tried to list them, would keep me awake all night worrying that I had left someone out.

It's traditional in my culture to offer the nominees a big smile and a peeled honeydew melon:



And a blueberry with fuzzy mold growing on it:



But no bananas.

I think I heard about that sex category "blueberry with fuzzy mold" and I don't know HOW they can do that, disgusting, but kudos to the winners for not throwin up in the middle of it.

I think that when they throw up it is the category "bluberry with fuzzy mold and snowballin bean flickin" category which is totally different but equally disgusting and perverted.

 

[shereads]

Sher, is your moldy fruit offering like some kind of odd southern homeopathic pennicillin?
and... congrats to all who were nominated...

If it's a colorful orb of fruit, it's an ingredient in a gelatin mold somewhere in the South.