Congratualations p_p_man

[KillerMuffin]

Fifty seven hours ago you dropped an atomic fart on the pub.

Doesn't it make you feel so proud that the pub fart and men's room bombs together wiped out 24 men and women. God the sanctimonius British male gastrointestinal system is so wonderful.

I suppose it didn't matter that the poor pub goers had already bought you another round, that firestorms from massive belching contests were already incinerating more barstools than were mulched by the Bombs. And I suppose it doesn't matter that alternatives to dropping the farts were never fully explored.

p_p_man wanted:

a) To see the effects colonic explosions and stench weapons would have on the human body.

b) Give a warning to the advancing pub goers to stay clear.

c) To test run in barroom conditions the most horrendous weapon devised by mankind.

For this, 24 men and women medevacked.
For this, untold revenue lost on the part of the pub owner.
For this, the pub closed down to fumigate.
For this, a new biological weapon is unleashed on future pub-goers.

Jeez, doesn't it make you so proud...

Muffie

 

[KillerMuffin]

My apologies to sensitive issue of the Atomic Bombs. This is a fact of history that we need to learn from, not use in such a self-serving, hateful, and totally political motivated manner as what that coward, p_ did.

 

[REDWAVE]

Lesson?

So what do we need to learn from it, Muffie?

 

[Debbie]

Re: Lesson?

So what do we need to learn from it, Muffie?

Cold curry for breakfast and beer can be a volatile combination?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Re: Lesson?

So what do we need to learn from it, Muffie?

Are you stupid on purpose?

 

[REDWAVE]

I was just asking what lesson you draw from it.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Lesson?

Are you stupid on purpose?

Yes, she is.

 

[KillerMuffin]

This is what I learned. Don't EVER give p_p_man spicy beans.

 

[Debbie]

This is what I learned. Don't EVER give p_p_man spicy beans.

I'm sorry to be flippant after this catastrophic event but is p_p_man ok?

 

[KillerMuffin]

We haven't heard from him yet, but reports have filtered back from the front that he's still fine tuning his biological weapons program in the form of sausages and Foster's Lager. No one knows exactly why he would be consuming the cheapest Austrailian Beer other than his intense desire to not look like Burt Reynolds with a burnt bum.

There is talk of a UN weapons inspector being dispatched to the pub, but they can't decide which one should go. Something about alcoholism and policy decisions.

 

[QuickDuck]

We haven't heard from him yet, but reports have filtered back from the front that he's still fine tuning his biological weapons program in the form of sausages and Foster's Lager. No one knows exactly why he would be consuming the cheapest Austrailian Beer other than his intense desire to not look like Burt Reynolds with a burnt bum.

There is talk of a UN weapons inspector being dispatched to the pub, but they can't decide which one should go. Something about alcoholism and policy decisions.

oh god... don;t give him fosters!

 

[RhumbRunner13]

I can't believe you are discussing this with the clear advantage of two days hindsight. We simply can't understand how desperate P-P was when he unleashed his "Bomb of Horrer"!

We might argue that if P-P hadn't "let it go" when he did the alternative could have been far more devastating!

Rhumb

 

[Never]

Is this the 'kinder, gentler' KM I've heard so much about?

 

[Debbie]

Still no news on p_p_man's next target?

 

[p_p_man]

I am proud to have held the title of...

The Longest Flame Thrown From A Fart, Sri Lanka, 1985!

The training was hard but my breakfast of Chilli con Carne, Baked Beams on Toast and two cups of strong black coffee won the day.

So you may sneer at my achievement but I did what a man had to do...

ppman

 

[p_p_man]

Re: I am proud to have held the title of...

The Longest Flame Thrown From A Fart, Sri Lanka, 1985!

The training was hard but my breakfast of Chilli con Carne, Baked Beams on Toast and two cups of strong black coffee won the day.

So you may sneer at my achievement but I did what a man had to do...

ppman

I forgot to mention. The total distance measured was 2 feet 3 inches. I reckon it was more but the guy standing in the firing line to take the measurement had to leap out of the way...

ppman