Confusius Say (well, he might have)

[willywanker]

Chinese philosophy

Passionate kiss like spider's web,
soon lead to undoing of fly.

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket
feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano,
wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk thru airport
turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratches ass
should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes
get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong - man with
four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth,
but next to best thing on earth. (I think this one is my fav.)

War doesn't determine who is right,
war determines who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse
soon find him in cathouse.

Man who fight with wife all day
get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib
but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who lives in glass house should
change clothes in basement.

Man who fishes in other man's well
often catches crabs.

Man who farts in church sits in own pew.

 

[Guest]

Willy...

<Grope.>

 

[willywanker]

Tiggs

Is it still groping when you want it to happen or does that make it foreplay?

 

[Guest]

Willy...

Foreplay sounds good, babe.



<Slowly rubbing your cock through your pants.>

 

[willywanker]

Hmmmmmmm

Add a kiss along with that and we can use the first of the sayings above.


Passionate kiss like spider's web,
soon lead to undoing of fly.



Unzip

 

[Guest]

~giggle~

 

[Guest]

<Leaning into Willy, pressing my breasts firmly against his chest as my lips lock on his in a deep, passionate kiss.>

 

[willywanker]

Its working

Okay, the next Quote we can use from above, I'll edit just a little.


Foolish man give Partner grand piano,
wise man give Partner upright organ.





And the organ is definatly becoming upright.

 

[willywanker]

Baseball is wrong - man with
four balls cannot walk.

Anybody remember the comedian who did the bit about taking his little old itialian mother to a baseball game and was trying to explain the game to her.

He explaind that the batter had to hit the ball and then run down to first base before the fielders could pick up the ball and throw it to first base. She seemed to understand until a batter walked.

"Now, why he get to just walk down to the first base?" she asked. "Because, Momma, he got four balls." her son explained.

The little Itialian woman rose to her feet and shouted, "Walk proud, young man, walk proud!!!"

 

[Isolde]

Well, I was going to say that I enjoyed the sayings but I think I will leave you two alone

*backs slowly out of thread*