Confessions.

[parodyluvr75]

I have five husbands. I've had sex with dozen upon dozens of GBers, using full body rubbers, of course. I put on my parrot costume and squawk the entire time. My lovers cover me in butter or olive oil. My one husband George doesn't know about lit or remarkably the other four husbands, even though we all live in the same house. He's always been a little thick. Don't tell my wife LTR, she already thinks I'm a hussy. I'm a bad bad bird.

Luv,

Birdy

 

[Recidiva]

I've had sex with two GB'ers but I'm not saying which two. I am illiterate in several languages. I do lots of Cosplay as Super Mario because jumping up and down on things until money pops out makes me hot as hell.

Boy it feels good to finally say it.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You cosplay as Super Mario? Does your depravity know no depths?

 

[Recidiva]

You cosplay as Super Mario? Does your depravity know no depths?

I gender bend it and I'm Super Marian.

Because boobs.

It knows lots of depths. Lots and lots of depths.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I gender bend it and I'm Super Marian.

Because boobs.

It knows lots of depths. Lots and lots of depths.

Bind your boobies and do it right, please!

Okay, jacque cousteau.

 

[Recidiva]

Bind your boobies and do it right, please!

Okay, jacque cousteau.

Jacqueline, please.

I also speak whale.

 

[parodyluvr75]

^^^doesn't bind boobies and speaks fish

 

[Recidiva]

^^^doesn't bind boobies and speaks fish

So you're psychic now?

Well, that's a fair confession.

I'm not psychic, I can't read people's minds. I can however forget what they've said very shortly after they've said it. Saves brain space.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I read minds and poop on cars, it's my calling.

So you're part goldfish, too?

 

[Recidiva]

I read minds and poop on cars, it's my calling.

So you're part goldfish, too?

Part goblin shark.

 

[butters]

i confess i like Revels - even the orange ones... and especially the coffee ones.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I never heard of one, creepy. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eh_HUIJkRzU

 

[parodyluvr75]

i confess i like Revels - even the orange ones... and especially the coffee ones.

Oh dear god, how could you?!

Also what's a Revel?

 

[glynndah]

Oh, no! You're not gonna trick me into confessing my sparkly little indiscretions.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Oh, no! You're not gonna trick me into confessing my sparkly little indiscretions.

So you've had sparkly indiscretions? Now I know!

 

[Recidiva]

I never heard of one, creepy. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eh_HUIJkRzU

I know, right?

Talk about depths.

I like the mouth thingy.

 

[Recidiva]

i confess i like Revels - even the orange ones... and especially the coffee ones.

I confess I have no idea what a Revel is.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Makes me think of the alien from Alien.

 

[glynndah]

So you've had sparkly indiscretions? Now I know!

What other kind would you think I'd have? Well, except for that one time at the drive-in with...

Rats!

 

[Recidiva]

What other kind would you think I'd have? Well, except for that one time at the drive-in with...

Rats!

Not rats.

Flying. Monkeys.

 

[Recidiva]

Makes me think of the alien from Alien.

So you see how it suits me.

 

[glynndah]

Not rats.

Flying. Monkeys.

That "Rats!" was an interjection, not a confession, Reci.

And whoever told you about the Flying Monkeys lied.

 

[Recidiva]

That "Rats!" was an interjection, not a confession, Reci.

And whoever told you about the Flying Monkeys lied.

I was there.

Part goblin shark, part snitch.

 

[butters]

Oh dear god, how could you?!

Also what's a Revel?

i refuse to live my life ashamed! embrace the revels!

I know, right?

Talk about depths.

I like the mouth thingy.

aw, that's a cute love-bite

 

[parodyluvr75]

What other kind would you think I'd have? Well, except for that one time at the drive-in with...

Rats!

I suspected but now I have confirmation.

Keep not posting stuff, I want to read more.