Confessions of a White Widowed Male

[Humbert Humbert]

• I never eat cereal, my house keeper prepares all my meals.
• She makes my bed as well.
• I do sleep wherever I please (and whenever as well).
• Fortunately, my libido has relaxed to the point where I have no interest in 'marital aides' or collecting pornography.
• Three words: Sir Richard Burton.
• I don't own a television set.
• I can read anytime I wish to do.
• I don't care for pets.
• If something breaks, someone has to fix it.
• I have a few special friends to exercise my arms on occasion.

I'm certain there are more; I shall add them at a later date.

 

[arleneX]

((((((Humbert))))))

 

[Andreina]

• Fortunately, my libido has relaxed to the point where I have no interest in 'marital aides' or collecting pornography.
  

I'm certain there are more; I shall add them at a later date.

are you sure you are a guy?

Halo

 

[Laurel]

Nice to meet you, Humbert.

 

[scylis]

KITTY!!!



(sorry Humbert, can't help it with Laurel's av)

 

[Laurel]

scylis loves cheese.

 

[scylis]

and kitties!

how old, again?

 

[Bindii]

• I never eat cereal, my house keeper prepares all my meals.
• She makes my bed as well.
• I do sleep wherever I please (and whenever as well).
• I can read anytime I wish to do.
• If something breaks, someone has to fix it.
• I have a few special friends to exercise my arms on occasion.

I'm certain there are more; I shall add them at a later date.

In view of this shortened list - Can I move in?

 

[Shaq]

lol@this thread....

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Nice to meet you, Humbert.

Thank-you, gracious madame. Quite the bawdy house you maintain here.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Re: Re: Confessions of a White Widowed Male

In view of this shortened list - Can I move in?

Most certainly--always nice to have someone handy around the house.

 

[perks]

Re: Re: Re: Confessions of a White Widowed Male

Most certainly--always nice to have someone handy around the house.

if she's handy, I'm mouthy

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I'm mouthy

I'm sure we could find a way to put your tallents to good use.

 

[perks]

I'm sure we could find a way to put your tallents to good use.

I bet you say that to all the mouthy girls.

 

[alexandraaah]

Oh, Dear Humbert.

[*]Fortunately, my libido has relaxed to the point where I have no interest in 'marital aides' or collecting pornography.

I have performed an exhaustive search and not yet determined what is fortunate about this.

However, I can guarantee this will change in two weeks.

 

[lavender]

Re: Oh, Dear Humbert.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Re: Re: Confessions of a White Widowed Male

I bet you say that to all the mouthy girls.

Not at all--I'm quite discriminating.

I may be new to "posting" but I have been observing for some time now.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Re: Oh, Dear Humbert.

I have performed an exhaustive search and not yet determined what is fortunate about this.

By which I meant to say that I save my efforts for flesh-and-blood love-making.

 

[alexandraaah]

Re: Re: Oh, Dear Humbert.

By which I meant to say that I save my efforts for flesh-and-blood love-making.

Nice save.

 

[perks]

Re: Re: Re: Confessions of a White Widowed Male

Not at all--I'm quite discriminating.

I may be new to "posting" but I have been observing for some time now.

hmmmmm. Intriguing.

So, what have you learned?

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Re: Re: Re: Oh, Dear Humbert.

Nice save.

*doffs hat* Thank-you, lovely lady.