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I haven't been doing this that long, but I've got a bunch of both hysterical and interesting stories. I usually would never talk to a guy in chat for this long without him calling, but it was too much fun to see what he would come up with next.
If there's any interest, I'll keep posting some of my funnier, more bizarre (and shorter) chats with men.
This guy takes the award for one of the stupidest people I've come across, though not the easiest sell!
HIM=Dumbass.
ME=Unregistered for a reason.
ME(04:58:14 PM): Oooh, I love a horny guy.
HIM (04:58:25 PM): and single too
ME (04:58:33 PM): Yummy.
HIM(04:58:50 PM): so you what to be my girlfriend
ME(04:59:04 PM): Sure! On the phone, that is...
HIM(04:59:33 PM): and after time we get married
ME (04:59:45 PM): I can't make promises like that.
HIM (04:59:54 PM): it just for fun honey
ME(05:00:01 PM): I know babe..
HIM(05:00:06 PM): but for real i am single
HIM (05:00:41 PM): do you what to talk to me
ME(05:00:52 PM): For real I'm a phone sex operator...and yes, I'd love to talk to you...
HIM(05:01:43 PM): will before we start talking i am 30 5'10
ME(05:01:54 PM): Sounds great...
ME(05:02:12 PM): I'm 27 and 5"7
HIM(05:02:13 PM): 250lbs black hair green eyes and i ues to play foot bal
ME(05:02:23 PM): Mmmm...you sound delicious..
HIM(05:02:32 PM): i beacnh 310
ME(05:02:41 PM): Wow! You're so strong!!!
HIM(05:02:55 PM): you what to haer little more or stop
ME(05:03:09 PM): I want to hear a little more...then that sexy voice of yours...
HIM(05:03:21 PM): i have a 6 pack
ME(05:03:28 PM): Tell me what turns you on, babe...
HIM (05:03:31 PM): 19 inch bicples
ME(05:03:37 PM): Damn, you sound fine...
HIM(05:03:47 PM): 8 inch stud
ME(05:03:58 PM): mmm....oh yeah...
HIM (05:04:24 PM): i had a girfriend back in high school but she lift me
ME(05:04:38 PM): she was stupid to do that...you sound incredible...
HIM(05:05:07 PM): when we made out she all ways play with my abs and run her hands up and down my chest
ME(05:05:19 PM): mmm...that makes me hot to think about...
HIM(05:05:25 PM): i try to see if we could have sex but she didn't what to
ME(05:05:33 PM): silly girl.
HIM(05:06:05 PM): but what gets me going was her hands on my abs and then chest
ME(05:06:16 PM): i would love to do that to you right now...
HIM(05:06:51 PM): some time she get in my jeans feeling my dick but one time she got more then she though
ME(05:07:05 PM): ooohh...
ME(05:07:09 PM): hehe..
HIM(05:07:28 PM): but seents i haven't pop sents that day
HIM(05:07:41 PM): and now girls are scard for me
ME(05:07:45 PM): oh baby, you need to be taken care of...
HIM(05:08:07 PM): so will ya be my girlfriend
ME(05:08:22 PM): like I said before baby, I will but on the phone only...
ME(05:08:40 PM): and it's not free, but I think you know that.
HIM(05:08:49 PM): ya
HIM(05:09:00 PM): i loking at this hottie right now (YOU)
ME(05:09:09 PM): hmmm...thank you babe...
HIM(05:09:37 PM): but she did a lap dance on me then start going cazry like having a orgasom
ME(05:09:51 PM): mmm...i'd love to sit in your lap and wriggle around...
HIM(05:10:10 PM): i came so close from cumming in my shorts
ME(05:10:27 PM): mmm...i want to make you cum right now babe...
HIM(05:10:51 PM): mind if i take my shirt off babe as i look at you ME(05:11:03 PM): oh no....take it all off and call me!
ME(05:11:18 PM): i'm gonna rub up and down that sexy chest of yours...
ME(05:11:24 PM): that stomache....
HIM (05:11:32 PM): oh babe
ME(05:11:47 PM): mmm..
HIM(05:11:53 PM): will you get a orgasom too when you feel it up in you
ME(05:12:02 PM): of course...i always do..
ME (05:12:11 PM): don't make me wait to lick that tummy of yours babe...
HIM(05:12:20 PM): oh honey
HIM(05:12:29 PM): here i gave ya my CC ok
HIM(05:12:36 PM): but you don't tell any one ok
ME(05:12:39 PM): do it through the ewebsite babe..
ME(05:12:43 PM): website..
ME(05:12:47 PM): don't give it to me..
HIM(05:12:51 PM): i am looking and don't see it
ME(05:12:56 PM): can you click the link on my profile?
ME(05:13:30 PM): www.*****.com
HIM(05:13:51 PM): babe
ME(05:13:58 PM): Yeah sweetie?
HIM(05:14:05 PM): willi get to haer you have a orgasm on the phone
ME(05:14:18 PM): Of course you will...I'll go get my vibrator right now!
ME(05:14:21 PM): I can't wait!
HIM(05:14:33 PM): hold on honey garbs your arm
ME(05:14:41 PM): oooh...shivering..
HIM(05:15:01 PM): what is it honey
ME(05:15:16 PM): nothing babe...i just like the way you grabbed my arm is all..
HIM(05:16:13 PM): looks down at your pants OH GEEE'S honey u look little horny here as it runs down your leg
ME(05:17:01 PM): mmm....i'm dripping for you baby..
HIM(05:17:13 PM): oh hoeny
ME(05:17:23 PM): baby...someone else might be calling...
HIM(05:17:23 PM): hey i can't find the pay ment page
ME(05:17:30 PM): you should call now or wait a bit..
HIM(05:17:35 PM): leave them your my girl
HIM(05:17:57 PM): where is the payment page at
ME(05:18:11 PM): www.****.com
HIM(05:18:56 PM): i never did this page before
ME(05:19:06 PM): it's easy baby.
ME(05:19:15 PM): just get out your cc and dial...
HIM(05:19:27 PM): daill what honey
ME(05:19:42 PM): ***-***-****
HIM(05:19:48 PM): is that your #
ME(05:20:00 PM): ask for ******, baby...that's me.
HIM(05:20:15 PM): can't i just ask for my girlfriend
ME(05:20:26 PM): They won't know! LOL.
HIM(05:20:37 PM): ok i get it now
HIM(05:20:44 PM): babe
ME(05:20:47 PM): Yes?
HIM(05:21:04 PM): how when there is poelpe here
ME(05:21:18 PM): Go into a room alone, babe..
ME(05:21:21 PM): lock the door...
HIM(05:21:42 PM): honey i need you so bad i what to get you pregment
ME(05:21:54 PM): well we can't do that over the phone babe...
ME(05:21:59 PM): which is good..
ME(05:22:05 PM): because i don't want to be pregnant!
HIM(05:22:12 PM): oh
ME(05:22:14 PM): okay baby...call me now..
HIM(05:22:21 PM): hold on k
HIM(05:22:29 PM): i be back to see if it is ok
HIM(05:22:49 PM): *starts fracnhkissing your lips*
ME(05:23:04 PM): ooh baby...you better call and let me lick your abs...
HIM (06:32:25 PM): honey
HIM (06:32:29 PM): what is the phone #
ME(06:32:41 PM): ***-***-****
HIM(06:32:57 PM): i need my girlfriend to lick me
ME(06:33:05 PM): I'm ready to baby...
HIM(06:33:16 PM): and promes me you have a orgasom on me k
ME(06:33:24 PM): I told you I would honey..
HIM(06:33:35 PM): same here
ME(06:33:41 PM): mmm....can't wait baby..
HIM(06:33:42 PM): let me go to the barn
ME(06:33:50 PM): okay babe...
HIM(06:33:51 PM): it getting to wild
HIM(06:34:50 PM): ready honey i sure am
ME(06:35:04 PM): okay babe...i'm waiting for you to call me...
HIM(06:35:09 PM): ok honey
HIM(06:35:17 PM): your boyfriend is going to call
If there's any interest, I'll keep posting some of my funnier, more bizarre (and shorter) chats with men.
This guy takes the award for one of the stupidest people I've come across, though not the easiest sell!
HIM=Dumbass.
ME=Unregistered for a reason.
ME(04:58:14 PM): Oooh, I love a horny guy.
HIM (04:58:25 PM): and single too
ME (04:58:33 PM): Yummy.
HIM(04:58:50 PM): so you what to be my girlfriend
ME(04:59:04 PM): Sure! On the phone, that is...
HIM(04:59:33 PM): and after time we get married
ME (04:59:45 PM): I can't make promises like that.
HIM (04:59:54 PM): it just for fun honey
ME(05:00:01 PM): I know babe..
HIM(05:00:06 PM): but for real i am single
HIM (05:00:41 PM): do you what to talk to me
ME(05:00:52 PM): For real I'm a phone sex operator...and yes, I'd love to talk to you...
HIM(05:01:43 PM): will before we start talking i am 30 5'10
ME(05:01:54 PM): Sounds great...
ME(05:02:12 PM): I'm 27 and 5"7
HIM(05:02:13 PM): 250lbs black hair green eyes and i ues to play foot bal
ME(05:02:23 PM): Mmmm...you sound delicious..
HIM(05:02:32 PM): i beacnh 310
ME(05:02:41 PM): Wow! You're so strong!!!
HIM(05:02:55 PM): you what to haer little more or stop
ME(05:03:09 PM): I want to hear a little more...then that sexy voice of yours...
HIM(05:03:21 PM): i have a 6 pack
ME(05:03:28 PM): Tell me what turns you on, babe...
HIM (05:03:31 PM): 19 inch bicples
ME(05:03:37 PM): Damn, you sound fine...
HIM(05:03:47 PM): 8 inch stud
ME(05:03:58 PM): mmm....oh yeah...
HIM (05:04:24 PM): i had a girfriend back in high school but she lift me
ME(05:04:38 PM): she was stupid to do that...you sound incredible...
HIM(05:05:07 PM): when we made out she all ways play with my abs and run her hands up and down my chest
ME(05:05:19 PM): mmm...that makes me hot to think about...
HIM(05:05:25 PM): i try to see if we could have sex but she didn't what to
ME(05:05:33 PM): silly girl.
HIM(05:06:05 PM): but what gets me going was her hands on my abs and then chest
ME(05:06:16 PM): i would love to do that to you right now...
HIM(05:06:51 PM): some time she get in my jeans feeling my dick but one time she got more then she though
ME(05:07:05 PM): ooohh...
ME(05:07:09 PM): hehe..
HIM(05:07:28 PM): but seents i haven't pop sents that day
HIM(05:07:41 PM): and now girls are scard for me
ME(05:07:45 PM): oh baby, you need to be taken care of...
HIM(05:08:07 PM): so will ya be my girlfriend
ME(05:08:22 PM): like I said before baby, I will but on the phone only...
ME(05:08:40 PM): and it's not free, but I think you know that.
HIM(05:08:49 PM): ya
HIM(05:09:00 PM): i loking at this hottie right now (YOU)
ME(05:09:09 PM): hmmm...thank you babe...
HIM(05:09:37 PM): but she did a lap dance on me then start going cazry like having a orgasom
ME(05:09:51 PM): mmm...i'd love to sit in your lap and wriggle around...
HIM(05:10:10 PM): i came so close from cumming in my shorts
ME(05:10:27 PM): mmm...i want to make you cum right now babe...
HIM(05:10:51 PM): mind if i take my shirt off babe as i look at you ME(05:11:03 PM): oh no....take it all off and call me!
ME(05:11:18 PM): i'm gonna rub up and down that sexy chest of yours...
ME(05:11:24 PM): that stomache....
HIM (05:11:32 PM): oh babe
ME(05:11:47 PM): mmm..
HIM(05:11:53 PM): will you get a orgasom too when you feel it up in you
ME(05:12:02 PM): of course...i always do..
ME (05:12:11 PM): don't make me wait to lick that tummy of yours babe...
HIM(05:12:20 PM): oh honey
HIM(05:12:29 PM): here i gave ya my CC ok
HIM(05:12:36 PM): but you don't tell any one ok
ME(05:12:39 PM): do it through the ewebsite babe..
ME(05:12:43 PM): website..
ME(05:12:47 PM): don't give it to me..
HIM(05:12:51 PM): i am looking and don't see it
ME(05:12:56 PM): can you click the link on my profile?
ME(05:13:30 PM): www.*****.com
HIM(05:13:51 PM): babe
ME(05:13:58 PM): Yeah sweetie?
HIM(05:14:05 PM): willi get to haer you have a orgasm on the phone
ME(05:14:18 PM): Of course you will...I'll go get my vibrator right now!
ME(05:14:21 PM): I can't wait!
HIM(05:14:33 PM): hold on honey garbs your arm
ME(05:14:41 PM): oooh...shivering..
HIM(05:15:01 PM): what is it honey
ME(05:15:16 PM): nothing babe...i just like the way you grabbed my arm is all..
HIM(05:16:13 PM): looks down at your pants OH GEEE'S honey u look little horny here as it runs down your leg
ME(05:17:01 PM): mmm....i'm dripping for you baby..
HIM(05:17:13 PM): oh hoeny
ME(05:17:23 PM): baby...someone else might be calling...
HIM(05:17:23 PM): hey i can't find the pay ment page
ME(05:17:30 PM): you should call now or wait a bit..
HIM(05:17:35 PM): leave them your my girl
HIM(05:17:57 PM): where is the payment page at
ME(05:18:11 PM): www.****.com
HIM(05:18:56 PM): i never did this page before
ME(05:19:06 PM): it's easy baby.
ME(05:19:15 PM): just get out your cc and dial...
HIM(05:19:27 PM): daill what honey
ME(05:19:42 PM): ***-***-****
HIM(05:19:48 PM): is that your #
ME(05:20:00 PM): ask for ******, baby...that's me.
HIM(05:20:15 PM): can't i just ask for my girlfriend
ME(05:20:26 PM): They won't know! LOL.
HIM(05:20:37 PM): ok i get it now
HIM(05:20:44 PM): babe
ME(05:20:47 PM): Yes?
HIM(05:21:04 PM): how when there is poelpe here
ME(05:21:18 PM): Go into a room alone, babe..
ME(05:21:21 PM): lock the door...
HIM(05:21:42 PM): honey i need you so bad i what to get you pregment
ME(05:21:54 PM): well we can't do that over the phone babe...
ME(05:21:59 PM): which is good..
ME(05:22:05 PM): because i don't want to be pregnant!
HIM(05:22:12 PM): oh
ME(05:22:14 PM): okay baby...call me now..
HIM(05:22:21 PM): hold on k
HIM(05:22:29 PM): i be back to see if it is ok
HIM(05:22:49 PM): *starts fracnhkissing your lips*
ME(05:23:04 PM): ooh baby...you better call and let me lick your abs...
HIM (06:32:25 PM): honey
HIM (06:32:29 PM): what is the phone #
ME(06:32:41 PM): ***-***-****
HIM(06:32:57 PM): i need my girlfriend to lick me
ME(06:33:05 PM): I'm ready to baby...
HIM(06:33:16 PM): and promes me you have a orgasom on me k
ME(06:33:24 PM): I told you I would honey..
HIM(06:33:35 PM): same here
ME(06:33:41 PM): mmm....can't wait baby..
HIM(06:33:42 PM): let me go to the barn
ME(06:33:50 PM): okay babe...
HIM(06:33:51 PM): it getting to wild
HIM(06:34:50 PM): ready honey i sure am
ME(06:35:04 PM): okay babe...i'm waiting for you to call me...
HIM(06:35:09 PM): ok honey
HIM(06:35:17 PM): your boyfriend is going to call
