Confessions of a Motherfucker (and a Sisterfucker)

[JohnsonLongwood]

A place to share fantasy confessions of things we wish would have come true.
And a few that almost, sort of, could have happened.

(True confessions are not allowed by site rules and fantasies must be about adults over 18.)

I'll start with a simple wishful and lustful thought about sweet, sexy Mom.

It's always a hot turn on when Mom stops long enough to tell me how much she loves sucking my "motherfucking cock".

What naughty things do you wish your mom (or son) would say to you if you were in bed together?

 

[JohnsonLongwood]

I would talk my sister into coming over to my apartment to help me take selfies "for Facebook". I'm so bad at selfies and she agrees. When she gets there I tell her it's not really for Facebook but for a kind of an XXX rated meeting site and they have to be naked selfies. She almost leaves but I talk her into staying. I have to promise not to come on to her while I'm naked.

I don't. But I tell her how my on-line girlfriend and I trade pictures and masturbate to them while we tell each other what sexy things we are thinking about each other. I go into intimate detail. I can almost see her nipples getting hard through her bra and blouse. When we're done taking pictures I start to put my pants on but she tells me not to. Then she takes my cock in her hand, strokes it, and says, "Does your on-line slut make you feel like this?" She goes down on it.

"No she doesn't!" Pretty soon I have her pants undone and my middle finger in her hot, wet pussy. She doesn't leave until well after midnight.

 

[JohnsonLongwood]

Mom always really liked it doggie style. She said that's when she could really feel how much bigger and harder my cock was than Dad's. That always made me fuck her harder and made cumming in her feel even hotter.

 

[JohnsonLongwood]

It was Easter Sunday, 1997, when Mom and I first got it on.

Uncle Tom was dying of cancer and Mom and I had gone to spend Easter with him. Dad didn't come as he hated Mom's brother Tom.

It was at the Hotel. I'd taken a shower and when I came out in my bathrobe and PJ bottoms Mom was laying on her bed in the sheerest baby doll nighty I'd ever seen, her head propped up on her hand and one knee raised in a come and get it pose.

I was shocked. I started to sit on my bed but she asked if seeing her like that made me horny. I told her it did. I was starting to get hard and it was starting to tent my PJs. She saw it, smiled and said, "Then get over here and show Mom how hard she's making you."


I did! And we fucked so much we were almost late for dinner with Uncle Tom. It turns out a close friend of hers, a woman she'd known a long time and shared all her secrets with, had turned her on to watching porn videos. She had stumbled on Mom/Son videos and got turned on so much it made her ache for my cock.

 

[JohnsonLongwood]

The first time I went down on Mom's pussy…

It was a few weeks after my divorce. Mom had come to help me pack up and clean out the house Maggie and I were selling as part of the settlement.

That first night, after dinner, Mom went to put her night clothes on. She came down wearing a long, flowing, white, and almost see through nightie. I was watching TV and she sat on the sofa opposite me. I could smell her flowery perfume.

"What's it like?" she asked. "Oral sex, I mean."

"Mom! What!" I was stunned.

She told me how, once when we had spent the holidays at her house she walked in on Maggie and I by accident. She saw us naked on the bed and my head was buried between her wide open legs. She left and never said anything about it. She told me Dad was prissy about oral sex and wouldn't do it. It's unsanitary and only done by sluts and he didn't marry a slut. She said she hasn't been able to stop thinking about how much Maggie was liking it and how much she really aches to feel what it's like.

"Are you saying you want me to eat you out, Mom?" My dick was starting to get hard.

She spread her legs and pulled up her nightie to let me see the most beautiful, sexiest, hottest pussy and bush I'd ever seen. I'd never gotten a look at it before and now it was making me rock hard. I kneeled down in front of her and buried my face between her legs. She moaned and thrust her hips in delight as my tongue teased her clit and then slid down and circled her vagina. I slipped it in. Her hips rocked gently as I tongue fucked her. Then I went back up on her clit and sucked while I started humming. She put her hands on the back of my head, humping my face, clenched her legs together and screamed, "OH YES!!!"

I tried to mount her. Making Mom cum was such an exciting turn on I wanted more. But she wouldn't let me. She wanted me to show her how to suck cock. She was a very quick and eager learner! She seemed so surprised even though I told her it was coming when I jizzed in her mouth. She swallowed it though. And liked it. So did I.

She never asked Dad for oral sex again. And I never said no.

 

[JohnsonLongwood]

If I got a new, better job close to home and my sister came to help my pack up a Pod for the move, then maybe...

The first evening I leave a long stemmed rose and this poem on her bed.

If you weren't my sister, dear,
I'd plant a kiss on your hot lips,
My hands upon your curvy hips
Would pull your full breasts near.

If we were not by blood related
I would say with tender tone
"Let our lust for each be sated,
With you upon my horny bone."

(Showing off my member standing tall.)

I would lose all inhibition
Worldly sneers are nought to us
I'd give you, Sis, an exhibition,
As I fuck you fondly thus —

(Pushing it in up to my balls.)

But as we are so close related
Our desire must be abated
Even if we're both elated
When our need for love is sated.

So, In spite of all temptation
Such a theme I'll not discuss
And on no consideration
Will I fuck you fondly thus —

(Pushing it in, oh, take it all!)

Let me make it clear to you
This is what I'll never do!
This, oh, this. Oh! this! Oh, YES! —
This is what I'll never do!
This, oh, this. Oh! This! Oooh, yes…

Do you think it will work to get her in bed with me?

 

[JohnsonLongwood]

Another sister poem -

The first time ever I kissed a girl it filled me with elation...
XXX ----- BANNED! ----- XXX
...That we still do that naughty thing we first did long ago.

Ooops. This poem got deleted once before. IM me with a hot sisterly come on and I'll IM the uncensored version back.

 

[JohnsonLongwood]

Wishful Ode to my Mother In Law

The first time that she held my cock the excitement was electric,
I'd oogled her but didn't know her secret yearning for my dick.
Then mother in law pulled up her skirt without her panties on
I said "I'd really like to fuck that muff", my inhibitions gone.
"Come with me", she took my hand and held me to her bosom
"I'll do this thing you want do but you have to call me Mom".
I dropped my pants and let her see my cock was standing tall
She stroked it with her hand a bit and then she licked my balls.
My cock felt fire at every touch, twitching all the while
I looked down upon her face and saw her wicked smile.
Mom and I had quite a romp making quite an exhibition
Of how a mom and son in bed could lose all inhibition.
It's been a hundred times since then and still nobody knows
The bawdy things we do in bed when "Mom" takes of her clothes.

 

[JohnsonLongwood]

I'd always flirted with my mom in comments and innuendo. She always seemed to think it was her thoughtful son flattering her and never took it seriously. Then a few months after dad came home from the hospital when he'd had a heart attack she began flirting back. Gently and obliquely at first then gradually more directly. Until one day I said now nicely her blouse fit and lifted up her shapely breasts. She asked if I'd like to see them!

She unbuttoned her blouse and let those ladies out. Hot damn! They looked so sexy, firm and round! She told me Dad can't have sex because of his condition. Her pussy aches and she really, really needs a good fuck. She smiled when she saw the tent in my pants. She got the good fuck she needed. It didn't take long to make her cum. She gave a good hot fuck too. She can really rock her pelvis.

We're fuck buddies now and I never say no to the best sex ever when Mom gives me a booty call.

 

[JohnsonLongwood]

I've got two versions of this and I wonder which the readers here like best. Here is the first version in prose.

I met Ginny4U2Use on an XXX rated dating site. We'd IMd some and chatted a bit. We traded pictures, though none that showed our faces. We arranged to meet in person at an out of the way motel. I was waiting for her knock on the door. What came next blew my mind.

My mother in law was standing there when I opened up the door.

My shirt was off and my pants unbuttoned. Her too tight blouse, thigh high stockings with garter belt, and micro-mini skirt made her look like a whore, just like she'd promised. Our mouths agape and our eyes wide open, neither of us spoke at first. And when the absurdity of it all set in we each gave a nervous laugh. I'm cheating on her daughter and she's cheating on her husband and we both know that about each other. From the neck down we've lusted for each other on line. Now that we know in person who we are, it might even make it hotter. And did it!

Treating my mother in law like a cheap whore was the most exciting fuck I ever had. Until the next time.

 

[JohnsonLongwood]

And here is the second version in rhyme.

I met her on a dating site,
The kind with naked photos.
She wants to be a dirty whore
To please her raging hot libido.

But when I open the hotel door
Mother in law is standing there
Dressed up like a sleazy hooker
Me, erect in my underwear.

God, she's such a hot good looker
In fishnets and the shortest skirt
Once the shock has given way
That's when we both begin to flirt

My dick is hard, her pussy wet,
There is no stopping now
I fuck her like the slut she is
Oh, does she cum, and how!

It's never ever been so good
Inside any other girl at all.
That is, until the next time
Mother in law drains my balls.

So, which version is the better for you? What do you think?.

 

[JohnsonLongwood]

I made Mom a Valentine card.
It's a pop up card, where it opens to a 3D scene.
It shows a picture of me laying naked on her bed.
When it opens my cock stands at attention.
It says, "Hoping you'll be my Valentine".
I left it on her bed before I left for work that morning.
She was naked on my bed when I got home from work.
It was the best Valentine's Day I ever had.

 

[JohnsonLongwood]

We didn't have cell phone cameras when I was young but I use them a lot now.
I sent my sister a series of selfies of my cock going from from flaccid to wood with the message, "Come and get it!".
Then I apologized and said I meant to send them to my wife instead. I made her promise to delete them.
I day later I got pictures of my sister's tits and pussy with the message, "Come and get it yourself."
So I did.
Now when I send her those pictures she knows they are just for her. And she likes them.

 

[JohnsonLongwood]

I was balls deep in my mother when my 20 year old daughter walked in on us. That's when she told me about her big Daddy crush and joined us. I've yet to find a thrill greater than cumming in my daughter with Mom sitting on my face.

 

[JohnsonLongwood]

Happy Mother's Day to all the Mom's and mother lovers.

I gave my Mom a tribute for Mother's Day this morning with my morning wood. I do it for her every year, dreaming of her soft supple breasts, her round firm ass, and her very sexy pussy. Such fond memories. I wish you were here Mom but you still turn me on and make my day. I shot a couple of big loads for you today, just like old times. Love you, Mom!