Confession

[Purple Haze]

After hours of soul-searching, and days, and days of constant posting at all hours of the day, I have come to a decision, and I hope it's the right decision. Time will only tell.

It's been exposed, on another thread, that Purple Haze, R Nitelight, and Sparky Kronkite are all one person. As strange as this may seem, I have to confess, it is regrettably true. It's been a nagging task, let me tell you, to carry all of these personalities in my head, and harder still to keep them seperate on this fine discussion board. There are others too, I can't disclose them all, but I can tell you that you won't be hearing from Ramlick anymore.

Furthermore, I would like to say thank you to everyone who has supported me (us) in the past, I feel like a weight has been lifted, and I will soon choose which user name to stick to exclusively. I apologize to those I have misled for so long.

 

[Cheyenne]

Oh oh. You're gonna get it now. Ever hear of someone named Crystal?

 

[OUTSIDER]

WOW busy boy....!

 

[Patryn]

You're Ramlick? Oh fuck you then. Seriously. Nice e-mail you sent me asshole. Since he showed up first, I can only assume that's the "real" you.

And now maybe people will stop accusing me of the being the troll/s.

 

[Laurel]

Whee! This game's even more fun the second time!

I must confess. I'm actually Purple Haze, who is actually R. Nitelight and Sparky Kronkite, who are actually Ramlick, who is actually Patryn, who is actually Siren, who is actually...

 

[R Nitelight]

It's such a weight off my mind to finally come clean.

 

[Latina]

This sounds like the silly thread about 2 weeks ago, about everyone on Literotica is really an alias of Laurel, who is an invention of Manu.

I pointed out that Manu, and therefore everyone else, are all alter egos of Bill Gates. I AM Bill Gates, and so are you (and so by the way is Al Gore)! Thought we settled that two weeks ago. The whole Internet exists only in Bill Gates's imagination, and I should know, I AM Bill Gates!

I may not be richer than Larry Ellison of Oracle any more, but I have more imaginary friends running around in my head than he does, thanks to all the people I made-up on all the bulletin boards on the Internet which, as I said, exists only in my mind anyway.

Keeping track of all of your--I mean my--personalities is a busy job. Hard to do that AND run Microsoft, but I can do it, I am Bill Gates and I am therefore a GOD--I mean, THE God.

-- Latina, I mean Sparky I mean Purple Haze I mean R Nitelite I mean Bill Gates, alias God

 

[Laurel]

There's a little Bill Gates in all of us. A little Elvis, too.

 

[Latina]

Elvis is NOT dead, he just went back to his planet.

-- From Men In Black

 

[Cheri]

Will these men ever learn...

Oh babycakes, why oh why did you stop taking the medicine that nice doctor gave you? I swear it will make those mean old voices go away and then I can take your tight jacket off.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Elvis is not dead he's just in his secret training camp waiting to make his come back along with Bruce Lee and Jimmi Hendrix

 

[KillerMuffin]

It's been exposed, on another thread, that Purple Haze, R Nitelight, and Sparky Kronkite are all one person. As strange as this may seem, I have to confess, it is regrettably true.

So this means the bisexual orgy we were planning on having is off. *sigh* I knew it was too good to be true. Can I at least spank you? Maybe Deborah will come and we can use her 16" dildo, you'd like that Purple, wouldn't you? Or was that R Nitelight who prefers it in the backdoor? I can never keep these things straight.

*sigh*

 

[Naked Hunny]

Boy they were right all the crazies do come out on a full moon!! Or is this a Friday the 13th thing??

 

[R Nitelight]

KillerMuffin

You know me so well.

 

[Roll-One]

Well shit, i'm confused again..but what else is new..lol

oh yeah...what is this troll you all talk about??

 

[TigerClaw]

 

[Mustang Sally]

You're serious? Fascinating. Some of the most stand-out (not to be confused with outstanding) personalities on this board belong to one person. Hmmmm. You must have a lot of time on your hands. Well, may I suggest you stick with the name Purple Haze? I like that one best. Sparky's not bad either.

 

[April]

I don't know whether or not to believe this latest outrageous claim. I keep waiting for the other shoe to hit the floor.

To be honest, I don't have any more patience with stunts like this. If it is true, fine. Settle on one name.

Fine, okay, whatever. You had your fun. I hope your happy, and that the whole thing amused everybody, because I sure don't find any of this remotely funny.

 

[MinkSoul]

So..... did Purple Haze, R Nitelight and Sparky Kronkite ever get in a heated debate over anything?

 

[R Nitelight]

Heated Debate....

Every morning over what to wear.

 

[insideShiraz]

Wut?...

Purple Haze seeks 16"? I thought it was Toe Door Jambs?

And April, I thought that I was Cheyenne for at least one more Yesterday...

 

[Deborah]

Purple Haze all in my brain. Why do you think I chose you to play nekkid detective with? Who better than you understands MPD (Multiple Personality Disorder) a/k/a SBS (Squirrel Bait Syndrome)?

"Someone" else should take a page from your book and fess up, Purple Haze. She'll feel much better just as you did. Really.

She should consider the alternatives. I mean, really. Who wants to be mindfucked by Lasher and the Lasherettes?

 

[Magic Merlin]

Oh hell......

Just when I thought the fog was lifting around here, this happens....

Shit, now I'm all confused again...Purple is Sparky is R. Nitelite...??????????

Does this mean I'm really Deborah???

 

[Deborah]

You could be me if you had a 13" dick that never gets limp, Magic Merlin. It's Magic!

 

[Magic Merlin]

LMAO....How did you know that?

You could be me if you had a 13" dick that never gets limp, Magic Merlin. It's Magic!

Damn, you must be...or I you...