Confession Time

[Debbie]

I admit here on the general board for all to see
My alterego is Debonaire here on Literotica!

Seldom she is seen except for her picture and a few poems.



And to Donny thank you for bringing me out

 

[shadowsource]

Ozzie?

Well yes, you're a pretty domme and all, but your other profile says you're Australian, no? My experience with members of both nations amounts to the Ozzie "What happens when a Kiwi moves to Australia? The IQ in both countries drops." So which is it?

 

[pabloback]

what is the difference between australia and yoghurt?
yoghurt has its own culture

 

[Siren]

Hahahaa Pablo that was funny

 

[Debbie]

I lied (Debonaire is an alias while I tried out a new way of writing she was supposed to be more dominant not like me at all but lol I don't like her she's too bossy!)
I really live in New Zealand with all the sheep and gumboots so I don't take offence to the Australian jokes at all but I know the Auzzies would!

 

[Mensa]

Not gonna do it

I really live in New Zealand with all the sheep and gumboots so I don't take offence to the Australian jokes at all but I know the Auzzies would!

Only if somebody took the time to explain it to them!

 

[bluntforcemama]

I want to be a kiwi.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Actually, the joke is that the averge IQ in both countries goes up. But then you probably have some Australian blood in you, so we'll forgive you.

Hi Deb(s), feel good to be out of the closet?

Myst hon, that can be arranged.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Juspar

Does it involve marital vows?

 

[Juspar Emvan]

I'm sure I could find an elligable New Zealander for you if you wanted. You'd have to learn to like rugby though

 

[bluntforcemama]

Hmmm.... well he'll have to appreciate the beauty in having a woman who can knock him down in two moves. So when do I get to meet him?

 

[pabloback]

siren just for you

the dancer is off at the notting hill carnival which for those of you that dont know is in the top 3 carnivals in the world along with rio and trinidad, the little guys are here for the weekend keeping his space on the dance floor, right now he is following one of the floats , listening to the steel bands and drinking over proof rum and redstripe crucial brew beer, to wash down the curried goat .
he will be back tomorrow night

 

[Juspar Emvan]

I just booked him a plane, expect delivery in the next month.

Now lets talk brokerage fees.

 

[shadowsource]

Actually that's not true -

Actually, the joke is that the averge IQ in both countries goes up. But then you probably have some Australian blood in you, so we'll forgive you.

I heard the joke from the Oz perspective, which was that the smarter Kiwis go to Australia, and then lower the IQ average there. And the only Australian blood I know of is Aboriginal, which I hasten to add is not a crack, much as the only American BLOOD I know of is Native American.

 

[Siren]

Re: siren just for you

 

[Debbie]

Juspar Emvan,

I ain't got no Auzzie in me but i do have a kiwi in me regulary! Ooops sorry I mean I don't have any Australian ancestry.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

lol

I'm a Kiwi, absolutely and completely, despite being born in Canada. I'm 7th generation mixed blood between european and Maori imigrants.

And the joke was originally coined by a New Zealand Prime Minister. Jeze, those Australians, next they'll be saying they invented pavalova.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Juspar Is Full Of

Maori Bologna!

LOL LOL LOL LOL

Just Kidding. It's An Inside Joke With no Real Meaning Ta Ya'll.

Debonaire, Debbiexxx... Whatever
It's All Cool.

 

[Debbie]

It is so cool to meet another kiwi!
Would you like me to send you some vegemite? lol
Hope Canada is being good to you!

 

[shadowsource]

Really????

lol

I'm a Kiwi, absolutely and completely, despite being born in Canada. I'm 7th generation mixed blood between european and Maori imigrants.

And the joke was originally coined by a New Zealand Prime Minister. Jeze, those Australians, next they'll be saying they invented pavalova.

Those Ozzies are truly tricky. It was presented to me as a clever slice against Kiwis. Thanks for clarifying.

 

[Mensa]

Would you like me to send you some vegemite?

Are they still selling bottled sludge?

 

[Debbie]

Awwwww I love vegemite! You don't? Or is it marmite you like?

 

[Mensa]

Marmite??

Awwwww I love vegemite! You don't? Or is it marmite you like?

You love vegemite? You are one sick puppy!!

Marmite? What is that? Never had it but if it's anything like vegemite, you can gladly keep it "down under"!