Confess your sins and I will grant you absolution. (No strings attached).

[FlamingoBlue]

That's right. I have been empwered by the great and everlasting, gender nuetral, supreme being to grant absolution, a pardon if you will, for all past inequities. No quesions asked. No one excluded. No judgments made.

Bring it on and let it out. Free yourself of all the guilt and shame you bear for masturbating into the mashed potatoes, for fucking your best friend's husband, for letting your dog suck on your peepee or for having sex with your parents.Walk out into the sunlight of forgiveness.

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[Pan718]

Hehehe

First read the joke I just added to the 'add a joke thread.' Then you'll be better prepared for your work...

And will the penitents be covered by lawyer-client priviledge?

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Priveleged Communications???

And will the contents be covered by lawyer-client priviledge?

Absofuckinglutely. My lips are sealed.

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[Silverlily]

Re: Priveleged Communications???

Absofuckinglutely. My lips are sealed.

Too bad, closed mouth kisses are so pedestrian.


Forgive me country lawyer, for I have sinned. I have not flirted enough today, in fact I've been shirking my duties for longer than I can remember.