Condiment-Related Incidents!!!

[Weird Harold]

C&P without further comment:

Idaho cops catch up with alleged condiment vandal
The Associated Press
Posted: 07/13/2010 02:21:15 PM PDT

BOISE, Idaho—Police have arrested a 74-year-old woman who is accused of repeatedly dumping maple syrup, corn syrup, ketchup and mayonnaise into a library book drop in Idaho's capital city. Authorities had previously issued a pair of warrants for Joy Cassidy's arrest earlier this month after she failed to appear in court.

But she turned herself in at the Ada County jail on Monday. Cassidy was originally arrested on June 13.

That's after police say she poured mayonnaise in the library's book drop box that day—and was a person of interest in at least 10 other condiment-related incidents at the Ada Community Library in Boise since May 2009.

In addition to malicious injury to property, Cassidy has also been charged with carrying a concealed weapon without a license.
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[mynameisben]

That sounds like a pretty bad case of condementia.

 

[Kat73]

We used to pour soda in mailboxes...when we were 10.

 

[D_K_Moon]

The District Attorney was heard mumbling in the men's room, "This could be a sticky case."

 

[Saucy_Sage]

In addition to malicious injury to property, Cassidy has also been charged with carrying a concealed weapon without a license.

So apparently I should stop carrying those Splenda packets in my purse. Where does one get a license for that?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Oh, the inhumanity! All those poor books!

 

[Liar]

I read that as Condiment-Related Incest.

I've been on lit waay too long.

 

[Scotsman69]

shame...

I thought this might be a thread about applying piri-piri to a clitoris. It's about 100X hotter than Tabasco. Interesting effects.

C&P without further comment:

Idaho cops catch up with alleged condiment vandal
The Associated Press
Posted: 07/13/2010 02:21:15 PM PDT

BOISE, Idaho—Police have arrested a 74-year-old woman who is accused of repeatedly dumping maple syrup, corn syrup, ketchup and mayonnaise into a library book drop in Idaho's capital city. Authorities had previously issued a pair of warrants for Joy Cassidy's arrest earlier this month after she failed to appear in court.

But she turned herself in at the Ada County jail on Monday. Cassidy was originally arrested on June 13.

That's after police say she poured mayonnaise in the library's book drop box that day—and was a person of interest in at least 10 other condiment-related incidents at the Ada Community Library in Boise since May 2009.

In addition to malicious injury to property, Cassidy has also been charged with carrying a concealed weapon without a license.
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[Weird Harold]

No, the concealed weapon charge was NOT condiment related -- she was carrying a gun when whe turned herself in.

The actual charge is almost as PC-speak as "condiment relateed incidents" -- "Malicious injury to property" What ever happened to "Vandalism" or "Destruction of Property?"

 

[Handley_Page]

I thought this might be a thread about applying piri-piri to a clitoris. It's about 100X hotter than Tabasco. Interesting effects.

Try that stuff used on a torn muscle. She'll jump about a bit!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I thought this might be a thread about applying piri-piri to a clitoris. It's about 100X hotter than Tabasco. Interesting effects.

Which brand do you prefer, Scotty? I make my own. It's dynamite on prawns and chicken.

 

[Scotsman69]

The easiest brand to obtain here is Nando's,

which is a South African company. I prefer Extra Hot in most cooking and other applications.

I first encountered the stuff in Mozambique, many years ago, and have yet to find anything that matches Piri-piri prawns in a beach restaurant in Maputo. But they were for eating.

Which brand do you prefer, Scotty? I make my own. It's dynamite on prawns and chicken.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

which is a South African company. I prefer Extra Hot in most cooking and other applications.

I first encountered the stuff in Mozambique, many years ago, and have yet to find anything that matches Piri-piri prawns in a beach restaurant in Maputo. But they were for eating.

Nando's is pretty good. I think the medium has more flavor than the hot. Which restaurant in Maputo did you go to? I first encountered the Mozambique Prawn dinner in Le Pik-i-nik (I think it was that or close to it.) When they brought out the prawns and the piri-piri, I stuck a claw into the boat and licked it off. Wow! When I started shoveling it over the prawns and the potatoes, our outfitter said, "Hey, be careful! That stuff is hot." "Nah," Jim and I replied, "we're from California. This isn't hot, it's just good!"

It took me years to find a way to make my own. Now I sit around waiting for the proper season when the right varieties of pepper appear in my local market.

 

[Scotsman69]

Sorry pal

It was so long ago (1988 I think), that I don't remember the name of the restaurant. I have very mixed memories of my couple of months in Maputo.

Nando's is pretty good. I think the medium has more flavor than the hot. Which restaurant in Maputo did you go to? I first encountered the Mozambique Prawn dinner in Le Pik-i-nik (I think it was that or close to it.) When they brought out the prawns and the piri-piri, I stuck a claw into the boat and licked it off. Wow! When I started shoveling it over the prawns and the potatoes, our outfitter said, "Hey, be careful! That stuff is hot." "Nah," Jim and I replied, "we're from California. This isn't hot, it's just good!"

It took me years to find a way to make my own. Now I sit around waiting for the proper season when the right varieties of pepper appear in my local market.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I was only there once. Come to think of it, we didn't stay or eat in Maputo. After fighting my way through Customs and refusing to pay anyone any bribes, we spent two nights in Beira. Le Pik-Nik is in Beira. Maputo, when I was there in 2000, was still a pile of rubble from the civil war. The last time I was in Moz, we flew direct to Beira to check into the country and then on to the safari camp. That must have been in '03 or '04. I hope Maputo is much rebuilt in the ten years since I saw it.

 

[Scotsman69]

Maputo

When I was there, the city centre and the beach were frighteningly dominated by unfinished highrise buildings. The Portugese fascists, in their retreat from a colony which liberated itself, had found time to helicopter thousands of tons of concrete to the tops of the buildings, to pour down the liftshafts so they could never be completed.

They left the country with literally a handful of doctors.

I was there during the 'civil war', which wasn't civil at all. It comprised US and South African-funded mercenaries trying to overthrow the government any way they could, including murdering the President in an 'air crash'.

Mixed memories indeed...

I hope the sterilised highrises have been demolished by now. I'm unlikely to go back to see for myself.

I was only there once. Come to think of it, we didn't stay or eat in Maputo. After fighting my way through Customs and refusing to pay anyone any bribes, we spent two nights in Beira. Le Pik-Nik is in Beira. Maputo, when I was there in 2000, was still a pile of rubble from the civil war. The last time I was in Moz, we flew direct to Beira to check into the country and then on to the safari camp. That must have been in '03 or '04. I hope Maputo is much rebuilt in the ten years since I saw it.