Concession Stand is Open

[miles]

After careful thought, I decided to modify our menu to meet the constantly changing tastes of our clientele. If you don't like it, blow it out your saddlebags.




GROUP A
Manual Orgasm (Toys or fingers) $100
Oral to Orgasm $150

GROUP B
Regular Fucking - $225 first 30 minutes. $5 ea. additional min.
with unlimited positions
Ass Fucking - $250 first 30, $10 each additional minute

For hard pounding add $10

GROUP C
Watching you - $25
Watching me $45

Chef Special: One selection from Groups A & B - $300

Souvenir Video, CD, or DVD $50

SORRY, NO TAKE OUT

WE DON'T REGRET THAT WE CANNOT SERVE MALE CUSTOMERS AT THIS TIME

 

[LukkyKnight]

I want a Cosmopolitan.

A pitcherful.

 

[April]

Is there a time limit on selections from Group A?

What if it takes hours?

 

[Laurel]

Woah.

Choices, choices...

 

[lilminx]

Too rich for my blood. I think I'll just take matters into my own hands- literally.

 

[miles]

April: No

Due to heavy customer demand, there us a ten hour maximum
per activity. Sorry.

 

[estevie]

Can I get that to go?

 

[April]

Ahh. Ten hours. Well, I think I only need one or two.

 

[miles]

FLASH!

TODAY ONLY: ALL SERVICES ARE 90% OFF!

 

[April]

Your today or my today?

I don't have all day.

 

[PumpkinSmasher]

Now can this happy meal be supersized?

 

[lilminx]

FLASH!

TODAY ONLY: ALL SERVICES ARE 90% OFF!

Hmmm.... well, that changes things....

I would like some oral, with some regular fucking and then ass fucking to follow.

 

[AusTess]

I got eaten to orgasm not one hour ago.

And all it cost me was a lil smile and a whispered,"Please baby".

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

I'll have the fellatio to go please.

 

[riff]

I'm broke.

 

[miles]

Some of you can't fucking read:


WE DON'T REGRET THAT WE CANNOT SERVE MALE CUSTOMERS AT THIS TIME

 

[Basia]

I'll take the B package.

 

[Guest]

I want the field box along third base.

 

[Silverluna]

Chef Special

Ill take one of these....please