Concerts: How low can you go...

[SINthysist]

The local summer Rockfest features a "heavy-petting" zoo with local strippers...

When did it stop being about the music?

 

[christophe]

can you feed them? i like petting zoos

 

[SINthysist]

I think they only graze on greenbacks...

 

[christophe]

hmmmmm just like at the petting zoo that small hand full of feed never seems to last long......i imagine the animals would be clamoring around me until tha last george washington was eaten

 

[SINthysist]

The grass is always greener...

When it has more zeroes!

Try some Jacksons. Even when they're gone, you'll get some nuzzling in the hopes that there may be more. They prefer tastes great over less filling.

 

[phrodeau]

The local summer Rockfest features a "heavy-petting" zoo with local strippers...

When did it stop being about the music?

Monterey was about the music.

Woodstock wasn't.

 

[lobito]

it stopped being about the music about the time that $15 concert tickets disappeared.

 

[riff]

I know what you mean, but I kind of like the idea of a petting zoo with strippers.

 

[SINthysist]

You would...