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Lasher Virus: Get's its kicks by treating your computer like shit then seeing all your anger as you take a bat to it. ;)

Nicole Virus: Wiggles its way onto your machine and sleeps with your husband. :D

Lovely Latina Virus: Makes you really hot and bothered then wham your machine dies on ya! :p

Simply Southern Virus: Gives you those sexy Ms. Scarlett eyes and empties your hard drive. Many a victim of this one. :)

Care to make any additions? :cool:


Jeff
still waiting for his consultation with SS on the cyber thread. :D
 
celeb viruses

Lewinsky Virus:
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
Kenneth Starr Virus:
Completely examines every aspect of your computer, then compiles a complex report that discredits every aspect of your computer.

Ronald Reagan Virus:
Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

Mike Tyson Virus:
Quits after two bytes. Spits everything out.

Oprah Winfrey Virus:
Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB.

Dr. Jack Kevorkian Virus:
Deletes all old files.

Ellen Degeneres Virus:
Disks can no longer be inserted.

Titanic Virus:
Your whole computer goes down.

Disney Virus:
Everything in your computer goes Goofy.

Prozac Virus:
Screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.

Joey Buttafuoco Virus:
Only attacks minor files.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus:
Terminates zome viles, leaves, but it vill be baaack.

Lorena Bobbit Virus:
Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.

Viagra Virus:
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

Clinton Virus:
Gives you a 7" hard drive with no memory.
 
Hiya....thought this was a real thread about tech stuff. That always counts me out. :(

Empty someone's hard drive?

Well, only if they ask nicely.
 
SimplySouthern said:
Hiya....thought this was a real thread about tech stuff. That always counts me out. :(

Empty someone's hard drive?

Well, only if they ask nicely.
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You're higher tech than I am. ;)

Will you empty out my hard drive? *getting down on knees offering to take a bullet for you* :)
 
Re: The Ramlick Virus

Ezzy said:
It only attacks female computers.


It searches through the computer.


Then tells you it is configured all wrong, and ought to be re-made so it could be more useful.
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HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH snort HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAH oh my gawd HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
Re: The Ramlick Virus

Me! Ramlick's Troll. Designed to isolate and irritate the rumlick virus and delete it piece by piece.
 
Nekkie......

Would the Naked Hunny virus be a plug-in for lap - tops? (j/k) ;)

~Edges towards door. Starts planning escape route.~
 
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