Completely Unsanctioned Quarterly Writing Contest - "Crush Your Enemy Like a Grape"

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Completely Unsanctioned Quarterly Writing Contest - "Crush Your Enemy Like a Grape"

This completely unsanctioned contest has its origins in my new job, and specifically this bitch I’m working for. I decided to channel my anger into a story, and I’ve cast her as a former high school rival. My working title is “Best Served Cold? I Think Not – Revenge is sweeter when hotter”.

Then I thought, maybe I should invited my new Lit friends (I love you guys!) to join in and acknowledge the role that darker emotions play in our relationships. You don’t need an enemy, or a rival; just a story about jealousy and revenge!

THE RULES:

1. The story must be posted on Lit within the current quarter, i.e., between January 1, 2008 and March 31, 2008.
2. It may be in any category, and from any POV, as long as it features themes of jealousy or revenge.
3. The author must inform this thread within one week of the story posting, including the title (so that we know who else is in the contest, and you can’t just jump in at the end to claim the prize).
4. The prize sucks. There will be no money. Instead, the winner will get the coveted “yellow avatar” (see attachment). In fact, the leader of the contest at any time can claim the avatar, subject to being bumped off by an entrant who can prove she or he has a higher score.
5. No incest, at least not involving immediate family. Cousins are fine; aunts and uncles, too.
6. No stories about other Lit authors, either openly or as a roman a clef. (Didn’t think I’d know that phrase, did you?)
7. Winner to be decided by the score on April 1, 2008 at 12:01 a.m. May the best bitch/bastard win!​

I’ll be posting the names of people who’ve agreed to enter, or already entered, here. So far, based on my earlier thread:

Anna_Malia75
Elfin_odalisque
Ms.Read
Marshalien
TE999
Mark_Ilaan
neonlyte
Rumple_Foreskin
Jomar
Katyusha
Joseph King
strangenickle
Jenny_Jackson
manyeyedhydra
If your name is on here by mistake, let me know. If you want it added, let me know.

Anna
 
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nicely done darlink! I'll let you know if i come up with a story that could work :)

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Hi Anna...if I can squeeze in the time...

I've had an idea half-percolating for another chapter to my White Trash 'series.'

I've also written a first chapter draft for a BDSM (tender love) story that starts off a bit hostile with a whiff of revenge.

But I don't know if either really fits the bill,yet. Hmm, even if not, if it gets me writing, what the hell, I'll try to find the time.
 
No doubt it explains, at least in part, why the same woman has, in defiance of all logic, stuck with me for thirty-five years. ;)

Rumple Foreskin :cool:

A liberal conscience touches the soul and makes one feel responsible for the social inadequates in life.

Well that's what my wife keeps telling me.:rolleyes:
 
I only agreed to join this contest because I was blinded by the beauty of the originator, but I really don't know anyone I hate enough to crush. I shall endeavor to come up with something for you, Anna.
 
Crap! Looks like I'm going to have to write two chapters to make this work. Two! And it's all your fault Missy Anna. :mad:

Well, I'll show you! Bev's getting sold to some bikers! :devil:
 
Lovely Anna, I'm submitting my story today... How long does it take to get posted?
 
Woo-hoo!

Mark_Ilaan's story, The Game, is officially the first entry in the contest. Thanks for plugging the contest in your story, Mark! You rock! (Sorry about your accident, though. Hugs for your quick recovery!).

As the first (and only entrant), Mark is entitled to "wear" the coveted "yellow avatar." I'm still too new at this. Can you just download it from this thread?

Anna
 
Woo-hoo!

Mark_Ilaan's story, The Game, is officially the first entry in the contest. Thanks for plugging the contest in your story, Mark! You rock! (Sorry about your accident, though. Hugs for your quick recovery!).

As the first (and only entrant), Mark is entitled to "wear" the coveted "yellow avatar." I'm still too new at this. Can you just download it from this thread?

Anna

Uh, sure, babe. I'll put it on tonight and wear it with pride... I think. I don't really believe that yellow's my color. Don't you have something a little more manly? ;)
 
Come to think of it... Grape Crush is my friend!

Yum!

I've got my spine, I've got my grape crush....
 
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