Completely Unrelated Titles for Erotic Stories We'd Like to See...

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Here is an unusual title for an erotic story...



"Mayonnaise, a jump rope, and Fred"
 
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Fat Girls and Other Possibilties

Miles the Turd Eating Virgin, Elle McPherson, and The Chocolate Factory

Celestial and Sensibility

Fish Hook Fucks Ch. 3

The Art of Cheese at Midnight
 
"The Yellow Brick Road And Other Images To Fuck By"


"Midget Eating Bandits Stole My Wallet"

"Forget Bridget Fonda. No, Really, Who IS She?"

"Eat Cheese Quick"

"The Smell is worst at night"

"Four Cheeseburgers and Washboard Abs"

"My Momma Always Told Me Not To Put Strange Things In My Mouth"
 
"Four Plumbers and a Pipe"


"Dance Lessons for Norwegian Snake Charmers"
 
Big Mac, fries or me

The 101st use for your vaccum hose

Candy and Mike visit the dentist
 
Whips and Other Hot Canapes


Ben Wa Balls Against a Lone Tree: Juxtapositions


Do Jingle Bells Really Cause Dripping Dicks?


"Tie Me Up With Cooked Noodles"
 
The first wiseacre to submit a story with that title will get a thorough spanking.
 
Laurel said:
The first wiseacre to submit a story with that title will get a thorough spanking.
Oh man Laurel - you make it hard to resist for some of us...
:p
 
Well I haven't written in awhile... who's gonna administer the spanking? Huh huh huh?
 
Battle of the Homophobic Gay Non-Spellers:
HARDKOREBJ and TexasGentleman buttnekkid in a wading pool of Wesson Oil.

KillerMuffin and the Anal Rape of KidRock1

I Told a Joke, But Nobody Laughed: p_p_man's Punishment.

Lavender, Never, and Mishka- Study Break in Bi-sexual Experimentationville.

American Negro With a Tiny Cracker Penis: The Marxist Story.

Yayati Loves CelestialBody...who says opposites don't attract?

A Poodle with a Soft Mouth and Peanut Butter on My Weenie
(an instructional video for late nights alone, as demonstrated by xwizard4)
 
-dashes off to write and buy plane tickets-






;)


JetBlue doesn't fly to Cali yet, does it?
 
The Purple-People-Eater Teaches Barney Some New Moves


Richard Gere: Hamster Tamer
 
"The time I accidently shot myself"
"A day I wasted playing playstation"
"The botched vasectomy"
"Oh god! You stink"
"Get away from me!"
"That doesn't feel good at all"
"Greenwhich meridian time"
"Repeatedly kicked in the groin"
 
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