Completely pathological narcissus

Honestly - there were moments when I thought it was sure to be rejected... there were moments while I was writing it that... ehh... come on - leave it at the path.narc.state.

insert mindless drivel

:devil: :D
 
Oh - and please, feel free to be utterly and pathologically narcissistic in this thread - it's meant for us - the latter day consumer gods of bricolage and pastiche - constructers of imagos - masters of the destiny of the tea cosy... ...rulers of the creation of the sunburned waffle. The picture, as the poet said, is talking.

I still say it was the opium.
 
You've read it? While you're reading it, and since you're *already* on your knees...

...hmm...

;)
 
I have that bookmarked for later read (for reasons matched by the thread title).
 
CV! You saying you have better things to do than pander to my every whim and beck and call and whine? Ungrateful curr! I should chinstrap you, hogwash you, bullyskargle you, undermurkle you even! :D
 
Hooray!

I just finished the full draft of an 11,800 word story! Hopefully it will stand as a hallmark of world literature, or at least make people's undies moist...

As soon as I edit it and proofread it, I'll get it posted.
 
SummerMorning said:
CV! You saying you have better things to do than pander to my every whim and beck and call and whine? Ungrateful curr! I should chinstrap you, hogwash you, bullyskargle you, undermurkle you even! :D
I took a peek at the story.

Heavy stuff.

One thing though . . . You have a wonderful imgination.

Thanks for writing it.
 
ChilledVodka said:
I took a peek at the story.

Heavy stuff.

One thing though . . . You have a wonderful imgination.

Thanks for writing it.

No no no no no!!! :( my imagination is not wonderful! It is *dark* and *fascinating* Why can nobody understand me!!!

swoons in mock melancholia[/ui]

Just joking!

;)
 
Re: Hooray!

KarenAM said:
I just finished the full draft of an 11,800 word story! Hopefully it will stand as a hallmark of world literature, or at least make people's undies moist...

As soon as I edit it and proofread it, I'll get it posted.

Hallmarks are just there, so you can tell where the door you're looking for is... :p
 
SummerMorning said:
No no no no no!!! :( my imagination is not wonderful! It is *dark* and *fascinating* Why can nobody understand me!!!

swoons in mock melancholia[/ui]

Just joking!

;)

I didn't mean anything by the word heavy, by the way!!!

I meant wordy!

[size=0.5]Sorry.[/size]
 
ChilledVodka said:
I didn't mean anything by the word heavy, by the way!!!

I meant wordy!

Sorry.

CV! Never apologize! No no no!

And yes - it is rather verbose - about 3.500 words or 8 odd Microsoft pages... microsoft always makes me think of tissue papers. Don't know why. Like those ads, where a dog runs off with the toilet paper and you're left with a little kid screaming on the toilet... :eek:
 
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