Community Theater Romeo & Juliet

[sirhugs]

The community theater group has not done Romeo & Juliet for a decade since the 23 year old Romeo got the 18 year old Juliet pregnant. Made worse by the fact that Romeo was married & Juliet was from a strict religious family.

But this season, their biggest sponsor's daughter has tuyrned 18 & he wants to buy her a unique birthsay gift- a starrng role as Juliet.

What could possibly go wrong?

 

[ericrodman101]

They both end up dead? Sorry, should’ve have preceded that with ‘spoiler alert’.

 

[Carnevil9]

The actor playing Romeo and the actress playing Juliet hate each other's guts in real life. (Maybe they are from families with competing businesses.) But both are too stubborn to turn down the role. They dread the kissing scenes, but both feel strangely turned on while rehearsing them. They meet after rehearsal for some intense hate-fucking!

 

[NewOldGuy77]

The actor playing Romeo and the actress playing Juliet hate each other's guts in real life. (Maybe they are from families with competing businesses.) But both are too stubborn to turn down the role. They dread the kissing scenes, but both feel strangely turned on while rehearsing them. They meet after rehearsal for some intense hate-fucking!

I'm reminded of the scene in the 2008 comedy Hamlet 2:

Epiphany Sellars : Watch it, Nacho Bell Grande!

Chuy : Bitch! Why you always gotta fuck with me?

Epiphany Sellars : I'll show you why, Vato!

[She jumps on Chuy and they make out]

 

[sirhugs]

I LOVED Hamlet 2. I think that might have subconsciously insipred the idea.

Skarespeare would be proud of all youse guys, ripping him off like he ripped off his source material.

You know what they say- steal from the best.

 

[ericrodman101]

There are any number of potential porn remakes of Shakespeare.

All's Well That Ends Swelled
Much Ado About Nutting
King Leer
A Midsummer Night's Cream
Coriolanus....

 

[yowser]

There are any number of potential porn remakes of Shakespeare.

All's Well That Ends Swelled
Much Ado About Nutting
King Leer
A Midsummer Night's Cream
Coriolanus....

I'm working on an offering for the 'Summer Loving' contest: A Midsummer Night's Wet Dream

 

[ericrodman101]

I'm working on an offering for the 'Summer Loving' contest: A Midsummer Night's Wet Dream

I look forward to reading it.

 

[sirhugs]

I'm working on an offering for the 'Summer Loving' contest: A Midsummer Night's Wet Dream

On which Puck gets to fuck?

 

[ericrodman101]

On which Puck gets to fuck?

Not to mention who gets to play Bottom.

 

[sirhugs]

Not to mention who gets to play Bottom.

It calls for method acting

 

[ericrodman101]

It calls for method acting

That's deep....