Common Phrases

[thebeesknees]

He's as crooked as a basket of guts.

 

[TJSLC]

That blew me away!

 

[thebeesknees]

You are like a wart on the ass of progress!!!!

 

[SunDevilGirl]

Tell us a common every day saying or phrase that could be taken the wrong way or might turn someone on.

I'll start. "rode hard and put away wet." For some reason that just drives me wild

WHAT! I've never heard this as a common saying! But I'd probably love it if I did.

Sorry.. I have nothing to contribute but I love this thread.

 

[dunns]

WHAT! I've never heard this as a common saying! But I'd probably love it if I did.

Sorry.. I have nothing to contribute but I love this thread.

Haha! I think that saying comes from the days of riding horses long distances. They would ride the horses really hard and fast sometimes and the horses would get soaked with sweat. Then they might just put them away when the rider got to their destination. At least that is what I have heard. So now days you hear that being said when someone abuses a piece of equipment or whatever. Maybe a tractor, a vehicle, or something like that.

But, of course my dirty mind thinks of sex! Getting ridden hard and put away wet! So damn hot

 

[dunns]

"All You Can Eat Buffet" ....My dirty mind starts thinking of all the things I would love to eat!!!

 

[meop79]

Just stick it in my inbox...

 

[dunns]

Curves ahead��

 

[thebeesknees]

"Oh yea...***** goes on....long after the thrill of living is gone!"

 

[blueyedwolf]

Cry Wolf

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

I found something in my inbox

 

[thebeesknees]

Slippery when wet

 

[dunns]

That really hit the spot

 

[MaryanneB]

You'll feel a slight discomfort......
Too many years of hearing docs say this.

 

[dunns]

You'll feel a slight discomfort......
Too many years of hearing docs say this.

Haha! Kinda like "Take a deep breath...this won't hurt a bit"

 

[jameslewis]

Would you like to Supersize this?

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

Even a blind man knows when the sun is shining

 

[Lia Monde]

Her bird in your hand is worth two in her bush. (wait, maybe my horny imaginings have that wrong?)