Common items used uncommonly

[BeeTeeTiger]

Anyone use common everyday items sexually? Not like fruit and veggies, but like wrapping _______ around your cock to jerk off, or using ______ inside your vagina for masturbation?

Like I currently have hot paper towels wrapped around my cock. Just soaking up the heat and moisture I guess.

 

[PleasePeesMe]

I fucked

a cantaloupe once. Made my cock sting like crazy.

 

[ThunderbirdCumsalot]

I tried using a toilet paper tube once in my younger days, but I was too big to fit.

 

[PleasePeesMe]

Same here.

I read, years ago, about a guy using his Hoover to get off, but I couldn't fit in the hose.

 

[UnderMyKilt]

I don't know if this fits the theme, but my first "anal toy" was a motorcyle handlebar grip very similar to this.

http://img.jpcycles.com/product/176-379_A.jpg

I had discovered that penetrating my anus was pleasurable, almost as soon as I became sexually aware,and had been looking for something kind of shaped like a phallus when I spotted this in the garage. Because it kind of tapered at the ends, and flared out in the middle (actually more than the one pictured), when I slid in to the flared base it would stay in almost like a butt plug.

I kept one hidden in the back of the bathroom vanity for what must have been years (along with some KY) and at some time took the well used one out of circulation and replaced it with the "spare".

 

[maxmagg]

I normally push strawberry into her pussy and dig them out with my tongue,
They taste divine

 

[plesmore]

a cantaloupe once. Made my cock sting like crazy.

Haha - I walked in on my roommate and her bf. He was going to town on a cantaloupe while she held it. Nice...............

 

[BeeTeeTiger]

*shameless bump*

 

[Ameilia]

A toy I'd picked up for my dogs, but when I looked at it...round, wide, with pointed rubber-type nubs all over it, intermixed with the smoothness of the rest of the toy...I couldn't help myself. Went home, went to lay on this huge big bed of mine and started to play. Well because of it being so pliable, not only could I fuck my cunt with it, but I could also rub those delicious little nubs all over my clit. Well it didn't take long before my pussy was squirting everywhere...so I think this toy belongs to be now.

 

[live4thebj]

Used an empty Corona bottle on a my ex-wife's pussy
A massager actually for massaging on her pussy

 

[GhostFeather18]

I have enjoyed taking a firm vegetable such as a squash or zucchini and shaping with a knife to a perfect size for me on occasion. It was a very pleasurable experience.

 

[BeeTeeTiger]

I'm going to bump this thread

 

[Adder4321]

A girl I know claims to use a hairbrush, because the bristles make her feel "tingly". Personally, the weirdest thing I ever use was a rolled newspaper.

 

[blackleather666]

I read, years ago, about a guy using his Hoover to get off, but I couldn't fit in the hose.

I use a Shop Vac. I reverse the hose so the narrow end is in the canister and the wide end fits over my dick. It sucks up my whole shaft and still leaves enough room for me to vibrate inside until I cum. Minimum 13 minutes of play time before I aim for the finish line. Mind-blowing orgasms! I always wear my black leather jacket, gloves, and boots, too (whether I'm alone or with a woman).

 

[hex2112]

I got a shampoo bottle in my ass once. Biggest thing I ever had in me human or not.

 

[SexiBexi84]

I normally push strawberry into her pussy and dig them out with my tongue,
They taste divine

Oooh I want this done to me!

 

[bbwpeach]

This, please!!!

http://companyofthecourtesan.tumblr.com/post/162898687835/grin-n-sin-oh-my

 

[secret_passion_49]

Just the Right Shape and Size Of.....

.... handle on a circular hairbrush ( the kind used for curling and shaping hair with a handheld blow dryer) can be great for us guys who want to explore anal stimulation and insertion.

I also once found a nicely textured, bullet shaped rubber bicycle handlebar grip that felt so good both outside and inside I became temporarily aDICKted to it.

Lube either of these items with the appropriate amount of vaseline and go for it!

 

[bobb_sledd]

The filter jet in my pool.

 

[SlickNdirty]

Female here, and using household items is a HUGE turn on for me when I'm horny.

Clothes hanger (plastic) hanging from my asshole. Love the feeling of it hanging, with the tip inserted in my tight ass, and the feeling when I sway my ass side to side and it swings, rubbing my rim. The stimulation is amazing. Wooden hangar inside my pussy.

Pens and Sharpies inside my pussy and asshole. I love playing a game where I fit as many as I can inside and using my pussy and asshole as a penholder.

The rounded fat end of a serving spoon or other kitchen utensil. Seeing that inside my pussy is so hot.

Haven't discovered more household items I could use yet.

 

[latecomer91364]

Not common in the bedroom

Maybe in BDSM circles. In 2004, freshly split from my ex-wife (I used to use her vibrator), I was on the verge of living out my bi-fantasies, but I still didn't have the nerve to go buy sex toys at adult shops. I took a crow bar style tire iron, just a long bar, curved at the end, cleaned it up and used it on myself.

It was weird and cold, and convinced me to go to Le Sex Shoppe and buy a real dildo. Much better. Then I introduced my ass to real cock...

 

[ParkerSteve66]

Strawberry or Banana

I normally push strawberry into her pussy and dig them out with my tongue,
They taste divine

I love doing this too. Also, eating a peeled banana directly out of her pussy after fucking her with it.