Commie Sex, a Continuing Story

[RosevilleCAguy]

Nadia was truely a product of the superior Soviet system of economics. Her hair was the golden color of the wheat grown on People's Collective Farm #69. Her breasts reminded her fellows in the joyous labor of serving the greater Soviet of the production capabilities of a People's Collective Dairy Farm. Her legs belonged on the body of one of the heroic Soviet athletes, whose long and glorious strides brought honor to the Soviet Peoples in victory over the deprived capitalist enemies of the state.

As a willing laborerer, assembling tractors as a skilled worker at People's Tractor Factory #69, Nadia was admired by her comrades, who were also highly skilled laborers, for her strict adherence to the priciples of the dialectic, her faith in the ultimate triumph of Marxism over the bougiouse capitalists, and the way she nicely filled the dress manufactured by the socialist comrades of People's Slinky Dress Factory #69.

While the socialist state held male and female comrades in absolutely equal regard, Nadia knew that, by paying special attention to her good looks, she helped to greatly decrease the number of sick days taken by her comrades thereby assuring that People's Tractor Factory #69 met the goals set for them under the glorious 5 year plan masterfully designed by the comrades in the Politbureau.

Nadia reluctantly completed her assigned shift at People's Tractor Factory #69 and began walking to the adequately comfortable but by no means ostentatious two room apartment she shared with her 12 other family members. She walked in order to conserve the valuable oil resources necessary to power the invincible People's Army which protected her from capitalist oppression.

While walking, Nadia's eye caught that of Yuri, a fellow comrade at People's Tractor Factory #69. Nadia had long admired Yuri's skills on the assembly line and often fantasized about she and Yuri producing another valued worker for the great Soviet state.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Yuri noticed the sidelong glance of the attractive female comrade walking next to him. As a member of the People's State Security Apparatus, currently undercover at People's Tractor Factory #69, Yuri had been completely briefed on any capitalist tendencies held by his comrades at the factory. Yuri knew that this particular female comrade, Nadia, had the dangerously imperialist tendency to wear decadent cotton underwear rather than the wool favored by a true child of the revolution.

Yuri decided that a further interrogation was necessary in order to determine the threat to the People's Soviet.

 

[Guest]

Upon being erected as the Communist Party leader, Professor ChilledVodka took full advantage of his position. Every night, twelve 18 year old virgins were to be de-flowered by the evil professor. This was his 100th day as the Party leader. So far, he had intercoursed with 1,200 18 year old femle Soviet citizen.

Things were getting boring for the Professor. He made up his mind that from this day on, he would take anal virginity of 12 Soviet girls a night.

To be continued

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Dammit CV. The leader of the Great Soviet People's Republic is NOT evil. Evil is only allowed if you are a Capitalist Oppressor.

 

[bknight2602]

LMAO, lets get back to checking those panties. Should a committee be appointed to properly report the findings to the Party Boss, or just go it alone, fearing that the KGB has her under surveillance and will report this decadent behavior?

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

LMAO, lets get back to checking those panties. Should a committee be appointed to properly report the findings to the Party Boss, or just go it alone, fearing that the KGB has her under surveillance and will report this decadent behavior?

Run with it Comrade, so long as it does not reflect poorly on the workers of the world.

 

[Guest]

Greetings comrades. We must fight the bourgeoise Kapitalists. Otherwise known as the McBu$h-wor$hipping Enronikkkans! And the only way we can do it is to chop his fucking head off! *cough* Can I have a double vodka now?

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Greetings comrades. We must fight the bourgeoise Kapitalists. Otherwise known as the McBu$h-wor$hipping Enronikkkans! And the only way we can do it is to chop his fucking head off! *cough* Can I have a double vodka now?

Comrade, while your sentiments are admirable, you are supposed to be Making Tractors in People' Factory #69. Get your Red ass back in there and get cracking on the current production quotas or the Noble Soviet Creator of this thread will write your socialist ass into a homo-rape scene at Lubiyanka Prison, serving enemies of the People since 1919.

 

[Freya]

Freya carefully walked 10 steps behind Yuri and Nadia. As a spy sent by the Capitalists, to influence and convert as many workers as possible to the correct point of view, she was well aware of Yuri's proper status, and his predilection for interrogating the women on their choice of undergarments. She had started to spread the word of her lack of such, in the hopes that Yuri would target her next, at which time she would use her feminine wiles, honed by years of amorality and use of sex as a conversion tool, to probe his male mind and discover secrets carefully buried there. Since she knew that probing of any male's mind would only take a few seconds, she then hoped to rip off a piece of Commie ass, to carry her through until her next assignment.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

While acting within his capacities as a valiant agent of the People, conducting a necessary investigation in order to protect the Revolution, Yuri became aware of the presence of a decadent capitalist spy.

Glancing into the mirrors attached to his glasses, heroically produced by the comrades at People's Spy Equipment Factory #69, Yuri immediately recognized Freya, a well known, and not unattractive for a reactionary, capitalist spy.

Yuri's mind, the product of the superior Soviet educational system, raced. Dealing with capitalist influences from enemies outside the State took precedence over dealing with capitalist influences from inside the State, however, the threat posed by decadent undergarments could result in failure to meet the heroic 5 year plan goals set by the comrades in the Politbureau.

Quickly, as befits a true Socialist man as set forward by the Great Lenin, Yuri devised a plan by which he could successfully deal with both capitalist threats, thereby securing for himself yet another medal to pin on the outside of his suit, lovingly and pridefully manufactured by the socialist comrades of People's Suit Factory #69.

 

[Guest]

Nudecomrade, a comrade borne by Comrade George Jones, the mighty Marxist warrior, is but a humble tractionist in the factory. Of course, that's not all he does. He knocks bolts into the sides of machines by day; and he scoffs Bigmacs behind the conveyor belt secretly by, err, other days - Bigmacs supplied by the Capitalist Comrade Nurse Freya:

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[bknight2602]

Nadia looked over her shoulder, seeing Yuri continue to follow her as she turned corners. Was she under surveillance, by the KGB, GBU? Horrors crossed her mind. That good conduct medal was within reach. She turned and confronted Yuri. "Why are you following me?"

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Meanwhile, back in People's Tractor Factory #69

Suddenly, and without prior warning, the capitalist "food" item known as a "Big Mac" was dashed from the hand of Nudecomrade as he was forcefully arrested by forces of the Ministry of the Interior, valiant defenders of the People against reactionary forces.

Comrade foreman Ivan, watched the event from his office in People's Tractor Factory #69. The loss of a good working comrade was always of concern to him. As this was not the present circumstance, he returned to his task of filling out the 37 copies of forms ordering next year's production supplies from People's Widget Factory #69.

Enemy of the People Nudecomrade was beaten to a reactionary pulp and tossed into a cell at Lubiyanka People's Prison, serving enemies of the State since 1919.

The cells other occupants, enemies of the State Bubba, Eustace, Earl, and Clem gazed at enemy of the State Nudecomrade with the same anticipation as one of the valiant defenders of the Motherland just prior to his entry into Berlin just prior to the end of the "Great Patriotic War Against Facism".

"Comrade, you sure got a pretty mouth," they said as they advanced towards him, the front of their pants, lovingly crafted by the industrious workers of People's Prison Uniform Factory #69, bulging like the domes of the Kremlin, home of the Supreme Soviet.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Nadia's Confrontation

Yuri, a product of the superior Soviet educational system, quickly decided to turn Nadia's confrontation into a tool of the greater Soviet security apparatus.

"Female Comrade Tractor Maker Nadia," Yuri whispered, "I have reason to beleive that you are being tracked by capitalist reactionary female spys who have an interest in studying the construction of your socialist undergarments, loving crafted by the industious workers of People's Flimsy Undergarments Factory #69."

"One of the decadent female reactionary spys is right behind me. It is your duty as a daughter of the October Revolution to lure her into the lingere department of the local GUM store. Once there, we will use the combined might of the peasants and workers to foil her captialist plot."

 

[Guest]

Because professor ChilledVodka is so evil that he was erected as the party chairman of the People's Republic of China as well. He, now, indeed was the most evil man, eviler than Sadam or Jack from 'Will and Grace''. The professor took his seat and an interview with the professor commenced.

The first interviewer was a nudeguy. He asked:

Can I have a double vodka now?

Chairman Vodka *weg*ed and said, ''Comrade, you are aware that the term - have a double vodka - means differently in the People's Republic of China, aren't you?''

The nudeguy bend over the table.

To Be Continued

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Comrade Chairman CV

Suddenly, the door flew open, catching Comrade Party Chairman Professor Chilled Vodka with his pants, made with great precision by the comrades of People's Party Chairman Clothing Factory #69, down around his shoes, a product of the same factory.

Comrade Chairman Chilled Vodka was shot for having insufficient knowledge of a story line taking place in the Great People's Soviet Republic.

A press release was issued through Pravda, announcing that Comrade Party Chariman Chilled Vodka, Hero of the People had expired due to a lengthy illness and had been replaced by his hand picked successor, Party Chairman Rosevillecaguy, whose appointment was subsequently ratified by the unanimous vote of the Politbureau.

 

[Freya]

Her instincts honed by years of rabid cocaine use, Freya ha d to wonder when Yuri suddenly stopped to converse with the female he had heretofore been following like a puppy. Decidig to put off the probing of Yuri's mind and zipper containments for another day, Freya thought she might go pay a visit to the esteemed RosevilleCAGuy AKA Squarehead, who the little voices in her head had just told her, had been promoted to Party chairman with all the requisite benfits befitting such a lofty position. Thinking she might go polish the sides of his head for him, and possibly get some perks at the same time, she did an abrupt about face, and headed to his new office.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Comrade Party Chairman Rosevillecaguy was worried.

Due to some definitely unsocialist hanky-panky at People's Tractor Works #69, it appeared that the 5 year plan's goal of manufacturing 100 Million farm tractors was going to fall short of projections by 99,999,947 tractors.

Physical problems also plagued the chairman. After the loss of his "tool of Soviet production" to a Facist Artillery shell at the Battle of Stalingrad, he had been refitted with an artificial penis, skillfully manufactured by the valiant workers of People's Artificial Penis Factory #69. The recent, totally unjustified capitalist embargo on penis parts had forced the industrious and ingenious workers of People's Artificial Penis Factory #69 to construct a square rather than conventional socialist appendage.

While the edges of the penis were somewhat painful to the female "Young Pioneers" who frequently came to his office to "give their all for Socialism" it had not, until recently proven to be a difficulty for the chairman. However, the recent shortage in artificial penis lubricant caused by the decadent and wholly unjustifed western embargo had lead to a marked decrease in reliability in the performance of the Supreme Soviet Wanger.

That, and the grinding noises accompanying his frequent erections were giving the Party Chairman a Siberia sized headache.

 

[Guest]

It was only know by a few people that Professor ChilledVodka had several Kagemushas pretending to be his. The one who got the bullet was, indeed, one of those Kagemusha.

Feeling the heat, professor ChilledVodka escaped to North Korea and took up the position of the head of Military. Upon arriving, he imediately terminated its bio-chemical weapons program, and introduced the Krean scientists to the art of psycho-kenetic-chemistry.

The main objective of the new program was to produce a powerful love portion which would make lesbos fall head over heel with professor ChilledVodka's pheromon.

Several testing had been done. The results were wonderous.

The final test was to be on test subject number 19843 aka sexy-girl.

sexy-girl lay still on examination table devoid of any clothing. Scientists in white lab coat surrounded her. All sorts of equipments are attached to her sexual organ, not for any examination but just for the hell of it.

The needle shown under the intence, bright lab lights. Emerald green liquid was ready.

''Do it,'' the professor commanded.

To Be Continued

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Professor Chilled Vodka's Experiment was cut short by a shout from second Korean Party Chairman Won Hung Lo.

"You imbecile. Your idiotic expenditures of foreign aid recieved through the largesse of the Socialist Workers currently being ruled by Comrade Chairman Rosevillecaguy has resulted in all aide being cut off"

With that Devout Socialist New Party Chairman Won Hung Lo shot Professor Chilled Vodka with a 9mm Makarov pistol.

The next day, on page 7, Pravda reported the demise of Korean Party Chairman Professor Chilled Vodka, Hero of the People, after a lengthy illness. He was replaced with Party Chairman Won Hung Lo, Hero of the People, and more rational spender of valuable resources provided to the Koreans through the largesse of the Socialist Worker's State currently under the helmamnship of Comrade Secretary Rosevillecaguy.

 

[bknight2602]

Yuri, spotted freya walking the other direction, so turning back to Nadia. "Comrade are you wearing the prescribed undergarments from the People's Flimsy Undergarments Factory #69." If you are not, I must report you to the manager, for immediate rehabilitation in the New Think Bureau. There you will only be provided garments officially produced by the glorious People's State Garment Making factory #69. These of course are 100% wool from our People's Co-operative #69. These wool clothing will keep you warm, when the heat is turned off at People's Collective Farm #69, to conserve resources for our glorious comrades in arms, who fight the Capitalist Hordes Plans to dominate the peace loving Soviet state. Nadia said "Yes she was wearing the official wool, garments."

Yuri declared as official District Moral Inspector, he must determine if Nadia was a loyal member of the great Communist Society. Wherefore he plunged down the woollen pants, only to discover, soft delicate fabric. "You will immediately be sent to New Think Bureau" for rehabilitation.


"No" said Nadia.