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[scheherazade_79]

I've just had my most interesting one yet...

I was coming out of a friend's house in a fairly rough part of Cardiff, when an old lady stopped on the pavement in front of me, glared and said, "When do you go back to school?"

It took me a while to work out what she was getting at. My first thought was that she was some parent of a pupil I'd taught, and had just gone to seed. But I didn't know her from Adam

So then I started wondering if the last four years in the field had left me with a permanent stern schoolteacher expression or something...

But it wasn't that at all -

She genuinely thought I was of an age where I should be in school!

It gets better... I tried explaining to her that I was closer to thirty than twenty, and she called me a liar and said she was fed up of seeing teenagers 'roaming the streets'.

I had to laugh at this point, but it made her really angry... and she ended up waving her fist at me and calling me a 'fucking black cunt'!

I never thought I'd hear language like that from an old lady...

 

[Guest]

I've just had my most interesting one yet...

I was coming out of a friend's house in a fairly rough part of Cardiff, when an old lady stopped on the pavement in front of me, glared and said, "When do you go back to school?"

It took me a while to work out what she was getting at. My first thought was that she was some parent of a pupil I'd taught, and had just gone to seed. But I didn't know her from Adam

So then I started wondering if the last four years in the field had left me with a permanent stern schoolteacher expression or something...

But it wasn't that at all -

She genuinely thought I was of an age where I should be in school!

It gets better... I tried explaining to her that I was closer to thirty than twenty, and she called me a liar and said she was fed up of seeing teenagers 'roaming the streets'.

I had to laugh at this point, but it made her really angry... and she ended up waving her fist at me and calling me a 'fucking black cunt'!

I never thought I'd hear language like that from an old lady...

Too bad there was negative to go with the positive.

I still remember the last time someone carded me.

Alas, it was in a previous century.

 

[AppleBiter]

I've just had my most interesting one yet...

I was coming out of a friend's house in a fairly rough part of Cardiff, when an old lady stopped on the pavement in front of me, glared and said, "When do you go back to school?"

It took me a while to work out what she was getting at. My first thought was that she was some parent of a pupil I'd taught, and had just gone to seed. But I didn't know her from Adam

So then I started wondering if the last four years in the field had left me with a permanent stern schoolteacher expression or something...

But it wasn't that at all -

She genuinely thought I was of an age where I should be in school!

It gets better... I tried explaining to her that I was closer to thirty than twenty, and she called me a liar and said she was fed up of seeing teenagers 'roaming the streets'.

I had to laugh at this point, but it made her really angry... and she ended up waving her fist at me and calling me a 'fucking black cunt'!

I never thought I'd hear language like that from an old lady...

Sounds like grandma was off her meds.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Too bad there was negative to go with the positive.

I still remember the last time someone carded me.

Alas, it was in a previous century.

That's a sore point... I got carded over the weekend, buying some beer in the supermarket. I had my hair cut recently... I blame it on that

 

[scheherazade_79]

Sounds like grandma was off her meds.

I know... I'm not even black. I suppose I can be a bit of a cunt from time to time, though

 

[Guest]

That's a sore point... I got carded over the weekend, buying some beer in the supermarket. I had my hair cut recently... I blame it on that

You regretted being carded?????

That will change in time.

 

[matriarch]

I've just had my most interesting one yet...

I was coming out of a friend's house in a fairly rough part of Cardiff, when an old lady stopped on the pavement in front of me, glared and said, "When do you go back to school?"

It took me a while to work out what she was getting at. My first thought was that she was some parent of a pupil I'd taught, and had just gone to seed. But I didn't know her from Adam

So then I started wondering if the last four years in the field had left me with a permanent stern schoolteacher expression or something...

But it wasn't that at all -

She genuinely thought I was of an age where I should be in school!

It gets better... I tried explaining to her that I was closer to thirty than twenty, and she called me a liar and said she was fed up of seeing teenagers 'roaming the streets'.

I had to laugh at this point, but it made her really angry... and she ended up waving her fist at me and calling me a 'fucking black cunt'!

I never thought I'd hear language like that from an old lady...

It could only happen to you.

As for language and old ladies......just you wait.

 

[NoJo]

I'd love to hear an old lady from Cardiff say 'fucking black cunt' in her lovely lilting Welsh accent. In fact I'd probably make it my ringtone.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

I'd love to hear an old lady from Cardiff say 'fucking black cunt' in her lovely lilting Welsh accent. In fact I'd probably make it my ringtone.

It would come out something like "fo'un blok kuunt", Joe Would almost sound Irish

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

*blink*

There's something wrong with sounding Irish?
Cause if there is, i'm turned on by some really wrong stuff...

 

[WARNINGWARNING]

Nice hat.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

*blink*

There's something wrong with sounding Irish?
Cause if there is, i'm turned on by some really wrong stuff...

Not to my Irish ears

 

[scheherazade_79]

It would come out something like "fo'un blok kuunt", Joe Would almost sound Irish

It definitely wouldn't Do I need to make a voice recording to prove this point?

 

[NoJo]

Not to my Irish ears

When Irish Ears are Smilin'

 

[NoJo]

*blink*

There's something wrong with sounding Irish?
Cause if there is, i'm turned on by some really wrong stuff...

You need an Irish accent (and plenty of Poteen) to correctly recite

One smart feller,
He felt smart.
Two smart fellers, they felt smart.
T'ree smart fellers,
They all felt smart.

I can never do it.

 

[MaeveoSliabh]

You need an Irish accent (and plenty of Poteen) to correctly recite

One smart feller,
He felt smart.
Two smart fellers, they felt smart.
T'ree smart fellers,
They all felt smart.

I can never do it.

i know somebody who can. And would get molestified for his troubles.

 

[McKenna]

It definitely wouldn't Do I need to make a voice recording to prove this point?

YES!

<ahem>

I mean, yes, please.

P.S. Woman, you lead the most interesting life. We seriously need to get together for a visit. I'll book a flight.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Alright, strike me down but I can't resist, I've wanted to say this all day:

I thought you were a fucking Welsh cunt?

(I've heard of "Black Irish" [descended from shipwrecked survivors of the Spanish Armada], but never black Welsh.)

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

YES!

<ahem>

I mean, yes, please.

P.S. Woman, you lead the most interesting life. We seriously need to get together for a visit. I'll book a flight.

Careful - she's a lusty lesbian, she drives a sexy sports car, and takes midnight hikes to old castles to count shooting stars. It's not just an interesting life, it's one filled with situations that could get a nice straight girl in trouble.

(Would that be trouble? Is this a danger/opportunity kind of thing? )

 

[McKenna]

Careful - she's a lusty lesbian, she drives a sexy sports car, and takes midnight hikes to old castles to count shooting stars. It's not just an interesting life, it's one filled with situations that could get a nice straight girl in trouble.

(Would that be trouble? Is this a danger/opportunity kind of thing? )

I plead the 5th.

 

[S-Des]

Scheh, if I didn't know better, I'd swear you were lying. I've never met anyone who has more interesting daily encounters. It's beyond crazy (but fun to hear about).

 

[scheherazade_79]

YES!

<ahem>

I mean, yes, please.

P.S. Woman, you lead the most interesting life. We seriously need to get together for a visit. I'll book a flight.

Tell me when!!!! I'll come and pick you up! Wait a month or so and I'll have my own place, too. My family are all really nice, but outsiders would probably find them slightly trippy, so you'd probably be better off waiting until the Zade Shag Shack is set up

 

[scheherazade_79]

Careful - she's a lusty lesbian, she drives a sexy sports car, and takes midnight hikes to old castles to count shooting stars. It's not just an interesting life, it's one filled with situations that could get a nice straight girl in trouble.

(Would that be trouble? Is this a danger/opportunity kind of thing? )

Roxanne, you're hired as my publicity agent Good job! Vana's car is sexier, though - but she's taken

 

[scheherazade_79]

Alright, strike me down but I can't resist, I've wanted to say this all day:

I thought you were a fucking Welsh cunt?

(I've heard of "Black Irish" [descended from shipwrecked survivors of the Spanish Armada], but never black Welsh.)

Wales is a multi-cultural place. On S4C, the Welsh language television channel, we have programmes that teach people how to speak languages like Urdu. In one of the episodes, an old lady went to the corner shop to buy some sugar, milk and tea bags - and she did it all in Urdu. And then the Pakistani shop assistant started speaking Welsh to her. When I taught in a Welsh language school in the city, about 50% of the intake were from ethnic minority backgrounds.

 

[scheherazade_79]

It could only happen to you.

As for language and old ladies......just you wait.

Am I going to have an eye-opener this weekend????