Comical Nonsense RP: Legion of Food Enforcers

[The Jeffinator]

This is an idea for a totally wacky nonsense rp about food items saving the world. I call dibbs on Captian Pizza and Beef Burger, lmao. Just pick a food and make up a name for it and post it, haha.

 

[dragonrazor]

<< >> this will be my only post in here....baka baka-shii << >>

 

[The Jeffinator]

"Holy Moldy Cheeseball Captian Pizza! The world crisis monitor says that the world is all out of grass! The whole world is now a dull brown! What ever will we do!" Beef Burger shouted.

"Well, for starters, stop humping my leg!" Captian Pizza returned.

"Sorry, Captian," Burger said, then walked away slowly. Disgusted, Pizza cleaned off his leg.

"What the fuck is the matter with you?" he asked Burger.

"Sorry, I had a dream that Chili Dog came back and I got carried away..."

"Well take out your homosexual obsessions on something other than me!" he screamed.

"You know you liked it.." Burger ran from the room as Pizza raised his hand. Then, he turned to the monitor.

"Holy Stuffed Crust! The grass IS gone! AAHHHHH!!!" screaming like a little girl, Captian Pizza ran around in circles, and then down into the command center, waving his hands over his head. "The grass is gone, the grass is gone the grass is gone!"

 

[The Jeffinator]

*bumpers*

 

[The Jeffinator]

Awww, come on in and have a laugh.

 

[The Jeffinator]

Ladeedadeedadee

 

[dragonrazor]

where are you, jeffy...

 

[The Jeffinator]

Right here. I'm not on messengers because I'm working on writing. Working on my revision of Spider-Man in the form of a novel to submit to Marvel. It's entitled The Chronicles of Spider-Man. I checked out their site, and they have a form you can sign and send it with material of artwork or writing.

 

[dragonrazor]

heh....i'm so bored

 

[The Jeffinator]

"What's that, man?" said a cool voice from behind Captain Pizza. "What are you carrying on about, dude?"

"Half-Baked Special Brownie Bum! You've got to help!" Pizza shouted.

"Why so loud, man? Caaaalm doooown..."

"All the grass is gone you twit!"

"What?!" Brownie Bum jumped to his feet. "Some one was fucking with my plants?! AAAARRGGHHHHH!!!!" Suddenly, Half-Baked Special Brownie Bum began to glow.

"He's evolving!" Beef Burger ran into the room and shouted.

"AAAARGGHHHHH!" Brownie screamed, mutating into a bigger version of himself. "I am Half-Baked Special Brownie Bum no more! I am now Chronic Chocolate Chunk Cake!!!" and with a poof and a fart, he flew out the window.