Comedy Plot Bunny

Guess I'm doomed. Doubt I could come up with 105 euros, let alone 1.5 mil each. Geez.
 
Will they save the unicorns this time around? :confused:
 
Will They Learn How to Spell

Ark? As opposed to, or in contradistinction from, "arc"? Noah sailed one, the Tablets of the Law rode in one, and "Behold, we heard of it in Ephrathah, We found it in the field of Jaar," and my man Indiana raided one, if you spell it "Ark". If you spell it "arc", it is a connected section of the circumference of a circle.
 
Ark? As opposed to, or in contradistinction from, "arc"? Noah sailed one, the Tablets of the Law rode in one, and "Behold, we heard of it in Ephrathah, We found it in the field of Jaar," and my man Indiana raided one, if you spell it "Ark". If you spell it "arc", it is a connected section of the circumference of a circle.

Geez estragon, didn't you read the general information? ;)

Here's their response to a reader who pointed our their poor grammar and spelling:

"However, if being able to write grammatically correct, helps you survive a flood of 1000meters, a nuclear holocaust, or just plain anarchy. If it helps you to produce free energy, and we mean completely free, grow crops from scratch, deliver babies, fix bones, cure cancer, protect your family from animals. Then i will be the first to sign up to an English class."

Ssh! Don't tell anyone that I proceeded without having the proper funds!
 
If you spell it "arc", it is a connected section of the circumference of a circle.

"However, if being able to write grammatically correct, helps you survive a flood of 1000meters, a nuclear holocaust, or just plain anarchy. If it helps you to produce free energy, and we mean completely free, grow crops from scratch, deliver babies, fix bones, cure cancer, protect your family from animals. Then i will be the first to sign up to an English class."
Little do they know that knowing how to create an "arc" that connections sections of a circumference of a circle (also connect metal rods as in "electrical arc") is far more likely to help them do all that than a boat full of animals (Ark). Maybe they should sign up for the English class before the flood, nuclear holocaust and anarchy :rolleyes:
 
"Finally, it has been predicted by some that such a large proportion of the human race will wake up, and start to once again use the right side of the brain, connect with the nearly forgotten 6, 7, 8, 9th senses and so on, connect with the universe, see beyond the MATRIX that we are all trapped in and reject the Sumerians, reptilian controller’s of the experience we are all in right now. Rejecting the order that has been put in place by the Sumerians over the last several thousand years. This would be interesting."

These people have it all figured out!!

We're trapped in the matrix!!

I want a private meeting with the girl in the red dress....
 
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