Come sit on my lap

[Guest]

and tell me what you want for Christmas. Here are the rules (and if you break them you only get a lump of coal)

-Must be material goods... I'm not going to bring you a girlfriend with an oral fixation or create world peace, that's just not within my capabilities. I'm just a magical toy maker... no more.
-Must be *for you*... that's right, be selfish. I'll get to everyone eventually so don't waste your wishes on someone else.

Okay have fun boys and girls... and remember... if you can't be good, be good at being bad

-Kris Kringle

 

[sch00lteacher]

No.

I don't sit on unregistered people's laps, they might have something I could catch like trollitis.

 

[Feelin' Naughty]

Santa, I think I know your other identity

Darling Santa, I would like to have one of those machines from Star Trek, to beam me anywhere I want to be at any given time.

 

[seXieleXie]

No.

I don't sit on unregistered people's laps, they might have something I could catch like trollitis.

i was just trying to be funny i wasn't being trollish. *sniffles*

 

[Feelin' Naughty]

i was just trying to be funny i wasn't being trollish. *sniffles*

It WAS funny, and I braved the possibilty of trollitis to ask for my beamer upper