Come...sit on my lap and tella Shaqta Claus what you want for Christmas...

[Shaq]

*pats knee*

One at a time...

 

[penguindance]

 

[Guest]

*Horny elves come over to grope PLS*

 

[Shaq]

Ooooohhhh!!!! *Giggles*

I would like...mmmm...there are so many things. I'll have to think about it. I just wanted to sit on your lap awhile.

*Wiggles ass back and forth on Shaqta Claus's lap*

Take your time...

 

[InnocentAngel81]

some sanity, more paitences, a little kitten and thats it

 

[Shaq]

some sanity, more paitences, a little kitten and thats it

Hmm....

*thinks*

Sanity-I'll drive everyone but innocentangel crazy and make her seem more sane

Mpore Patience-Uh, I'll go behind her back and volunteer her to intern in a hospital

A little kitten-I'll tell Laurel the neighborhood kids call her the crazy old cat lady...she'll dump off a few

No problem! Ho, ho, whore! (That phrase going to be big I tell you, start saying in now and everyone will think you're cool)

Have a candy cane!