Come on people now

[Dillinger]

Smile on your brother, everybody get together, try to love one another right now...

I MEAN IT. Every one of you stupid fucked up assholes better fucking pay attention to me. You got that you rotten jerkfaces? So this is what we're going to do... you're all going to be nice to every one of your fellow losers on this board. Cause you're the biggest screw up of them all and you fucking know that. So turn to the idiot next to you and give 'em a nice big hug. Then we're all going to sing a fucking song...

I'd like to build the world a home
and furnish it with love.
Grow apple trees and honey bees
and snow white turtle doves.

I said EVERYONE sing - that mean's you motherfucker!

I'd like to teach the world to sing
in perfect harmony.
I'd like to hold it in my arms
and keep it company.

What the fuck is wrong with you people? You must each have a huge fucking corn cob shoved up your worthless asses. Let me hear you SING!!!

I'd like to see the world for once
all standing hand in hand.
And hear them echo through the hills
for peace throughout the land.

That's the song that I hear.
Let the world sing today.
A song of peace that echos on
And never goes away.

Hey - you motherfuckers and fathersuckers - yeah you... what the fuck is your goddamn problem anyway. Why is it so damn hard to be nice all the time like me? Huh? Why can't you just give up the love like I'm doing right now? Take may hands, brothers and sisters and sing this goddamn motherfucking stupid assed silly useless misbegotten afterbirth of a song with me right now!

I'd like to see the world for once
all standing hand in hand;
And hear them echo through the hills
for peace throughout the land.

Now I expect every one of you fuck ups to get your asses onto this thread and post your LOVE... oh yeah... say it loud... let the worthless freak next to you know just how much you care...

 

[Angel]

Fuck ME, asshole!

 

[Ambrosious]

Suddenly I'm craving a Coca Cola.

 

[Dillinger]

You got that right - here's a buck ambro - go buy me a coke - ASAP!

And you Angel. You want some? Come and get some!

 

[Willing and Unsure]

did i miss something?

i think i did... well....

i still love you Dillinger.... always will

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Todd]

I'd like to build the world a home
and furnish it with love.
Grow apple trees and honey bees
and snow white turtle doves.

I'd like to teach the world to sing
in perfect harmony.
I'd like to hold it in my arms
and keep it company.

I'd like to see the world for once
all standing hand in hand.
And hear them echo through the hills
for peace throughout the land.

That's the song that I hear.
Let the world sing today.
A song of peace that echos on
And never goes away.

I'd like to see the world for once
all standing hand in hand;
And hear them echo through the hills
for peace throughout the land.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

OOOO!

Singing!

I Love To Sing It Makes Me Happy

Humming The Funny Nice Tune And Clapping My Hands!

Passing Out Kiss Kandies...1 For YOU...2 Fer Dillinger...3 Fer Me I AM SO HAPPY!
I Bop
You Bop
Uh!
They Bop
He Bops
She Bops
Uh!
We Bop

Oh My

Sorry.

HUGS FOR EVERYONE

 

[lavender]

 

[Ambrosious]

Fuck! ba ya...

My lord, fuck shit piss hell damn fucking penis scum ba ya...

 

[Mistress]

Your way too chipper Dill!

 

[Simply Me]

I can just feel the love all over this board *reaching for a kleenex*
Isn't life grand! * Lights a candle and sings along..

 

[p_p_man]

RIGHT ON DILLINGER...

...Death to all bastards who bounce cheques on me...

MAY THEY ROT IN HELL!


Ahhh..that's better. Thanks.

See Ya...

 

[Never]

Oh man, I'm going to need a family pack of lava soapto wash out the mouths on this thread. .

 

[p_p_man]

Yeah but don't forget...

...you still gotta work on making your Mom feel guilty...

 

[bluntforcemama]

Can I get a Pina Coloda when you're through singing on the piano?

 

[Dillinger]

GODDAMMIT TO HELL AND BACK!!! What the fuck is wrong with you misbegotten malcontents! If I were you I'd throw myself out with the trash!

Now... lets try this again. Ladies only (and I say ladies in the most loose of fashion...) Are you slut ho bitches ready? Lift your skirts and raise your voices!

I'd like to build the world a home
and furnish it with love.
Grow apple trees and honey bees
and snow white turtle doves.

Now for the gentlemen (yeah right!) - Bend over and get ready to sing while I pass out Gnufi sized strap on's to all the "ladies" so they can shove it where the sun don't shine... now SING!

I'd like to teach the world to sing
in perfect harmony.
I'd like to hold it in my arms
and keep it company.

OK - everybody now!

I'd like to see the world for once
all punching each other's face
And hear them echo through the hills
and ready to deface

That's the motherfucking song that I hear.
Let the fucked up world sing today.
A song of fucking peace that fucking echos on
And never the fucking hell goes away.

Thou infectious tickle-brained haggards! May the worm of conscience still begnaw thy souls!

Sing it like you fucking mean it! Thou spleeny folly-fallen louts!

I'd like to see the world for once
all standing hand in hand;
And hear them echo through the hills
for peace throughout the land.

Don't you just feel the love? *grin*

 

[lavender]

 

[TygerEyez]

I feel the love, Dillinger! OUCH!

Oh wait.. that was one of the ladies still running around with the strap-on.

*rubs bum* I wasn't ready yet!!!!

 

[*Lazer*]

Perhaps another choice of song...................the key you're singing in is a bit shrill for me and way too manic

 

[TygerEyez]

How's about this:

Jerimiah was a bullfrog!
Was a good friend of mine!
Never understood a single word he said,
But I helped him drink his wine.

And he always had some mighty fine wine

Singin' Joy to the World
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea,
Joy to you and me

If I were the King of the World
I tell you what I'd do
I'd throw away the cars, and the bars, and the war
And make sweet love to you

Sing it now: Joy to the World
All the Boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

{insert electric piano here}

You know I love the ladies
Love to have my fun
I'm a high life flyer and a rainbow rider
A straight shootin' son-of-a-gun
I said a straight shootin' son-of-a-gun

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls
Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea
Joy to you and me

Ahh.. Much better.... Love the makin' luv part....

 

[willywanker]

You know I love the ladies
Love to have my fun
I'm a high life flyer and a rainbow rider
A straight shootin' son-of-a-gun
I said a straight shootin' son-of-a-gun

Ok, that one got me singing. What, what do you mean I was off-key, you lousey, worthless........ whats that? You wern't talking to me? Oh, okay friend, share the love.

It only take a spark,
to get a fire going,
and soon all those around
can warm up in its glowing.....

 

[lavender]

 

[Ask For More]

Oh yeh...now i don't feel so vindictive anymore after looking at all you miserable bastards

 

[Dillinger]

What the fuck do you mean you don't feel the fucking love? Its fucking reeking of fucking love in here.