Come Look Into My Eyes - Sparky Attempts to

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yes that's right folks!

Considering that I/Sparky have come to "know" quite a few of you over the past months - AND - considering the fact that I/Sparky have been pretty damn accurate in profiling Dixon and Brandi - well I/Sparky thought it my be fun to put on a turban - look into a crystal ball and "write profiles" of regular LitBoard Members.

Or should I/Sparky say, "attempt to do that." Obviously there are quite a few of you I don't know very well - yet. But I will - just talk to me.

Okay, with that said - you guys pick - pick a regular, any regular and I'll attempt to profile them. I'll be totally up front and honest. If I don't know them very well - I'll say that. If it's, "just a feeling I get about somebody" - I'll say that. If I think I've got somebody "pegged." I'll say that too.

What do ya think? Who will the first profile be?

You suggest and I'll pic the one I think will be most entertaining for everyone.

Who's it gonna be?

 

[April]

OH, ME, ME!!! *jumping up and down* Please? Pick me.

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

I like the thought of this, try me.

Make me laugh.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Well....

MackDaddy, yer a tough one - not enough real info yet - got a mental image of you, a physical one (think I saw yer pick but too lazy to check it out) - but need more info.

April, you would work out quite a bit better than MacDad, but you too - well it seems you've been distant for the last month or so, maybe month and a half. For a while there, it seems you were completely gone.

I felt that you probably had some tough personal shit going down and also I felt that - the board here, well it and most of it's characters - they were not what you needed either. I'm certain that only a select few from this board communicated with you, via e-mail over this time period. Which now seems to have ended. It seems like you took a little vacation and now are slowly getting back to your old self - at least to the old self I know - and that's only a few months old.

 

[April]

Re: Well....

April, you would work out quite a bit better than MacDad, but you too - well it seems you've been distant for the last month or so, maybe month and a half. For a while there, it seems you were completely gone.

I felt that you probably had some tough personal shit going down and also I felt that - the board here, well it and most of it's characters - they were not what you needed either. I'm certain that only a select few from this board communicated with you, via e-mail over this time period. Which now seems to have ended. It seems like you took a little vacation and now are slowly getting back to your old self - at least to the old self I know - and that's only a few months old.

Gosh, I didn't think anybody noticed. *sarcasm* No, no tough personal shit here. But you are right about this board not being what I wanted or needed. Also right about communicating with a few, and only a very few people. They have been very good friends to me, and I'm glad I have them. But Sparky, there is so much more. Any further insights? LOL

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Expertise]

Then me please.

This oughtta' be entertaining.

 

[Countess DeWinter]

<in a cocky, challenging tone of voice>

I don't think anyone COULD profile me. I don't think anyone knows all the facets of my personality...but you can try.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Well April.....

I've senced in the past that you really needed a change - it seems one has come - almost like an answer to a prayer.

And if it feels good - enjoy it - why not?

But know too that - "there are hardly any - real - changes that occur in ones life that - actually implement or trigger long term change (let's just say, long term change for the better) - in an adults life." Yeah sure, it can happen - it does happen - people can "make drastic life changes which can improve their lives," but - this is very, very rare.

For most adults - so absolutely set in their ways from about age 3 - a change such as you are looking forward to - probably, only temporarily provides a form of life betterment.

Ya know - people win Jackpot Lottos - they survive catostrophic carnage, like a plane crashes or car crashes - they even get famous for more than 15 minutes - and in the end, they only temporarily feel positive effects of such things. They all eventually - revert back - back to who they are - back to who they have been since age 3.

So, yes there are exceptions and your situation could be one - I hope it is.

But the best way, the most sure-fire way, the best route to - "long term, positive life change, is to find - a way to love yourself, so you can in turn love somebody else, so they can love ya back."

And that is "the life change" everybody should be searching for.

 

[TN_Vixen]

I want to hear the following people:

1. Bobtoad a/k/a Todd
2. Manu
3. Darkstaff
4. KillerMuffin
5. Whispersecret
6. Cheyenne

hehe get to work oh wise one. *grin*

 

[Dillinger]

Other than certain "pre-programmed" stages... imprinting is quite rare - it takes a MAJOR upheaval...

 

[April]

That's just creepy Sparky. Cut it out!

An answer to a prayer? Hell yes! But I do realize that this move will not change my life in a completely drastic way. For the most part, I like who I am, and see no reason to change. A few things I will change, but they are things I have been wanting to for a while now.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Jeesh - where to start?

First off - for some very stupid reason I didn't consider that any of you would nominate yourselves - just figured you'd want the profiles of others.

And - I'm surprised that none of you have mentioned Laurel yet. Maybe I hide it well but I do have some insight into Laurel that would proove amusing.

Manu'R? Forget it. I have only a fague image of who he is - but know this - it frequently has clogs or sandles on its feet.

And too - realize that these take a little thought - so they take time.

And right now - I've got to go do some fucking work - so hang with me - I'll be back soon.

PS - the big thing about Exp is (I think) - as wonderful of a guy he is to all you ladies here on the board - your physical image of him is quite elevated from what is reality. No, don't get mad - he's no dog - he's a pretty good looking guy - just no Brad Pitstop is all. And yes, yes, I know - lots of women swiftly overlook the physical stuff when a man hits all the other spots - I understand that mind-set. It's just that (and this is for the guys) - if we (any of us guys) met him - we'd be taken aback only because of what we read here on the board, mostly replies from females have been so glowing when referring to his looks. I figure he's a pretty average looking 7.5 or 8. You ladies make him out to be a 12. Just don't think so.

April? Good! Keep the positive thoughts flowing and all moves in the right direction.

Later all - after some work.

 

[TN_Vixen]

sparks

I started to say Laurel but that would be the obvious choice and I don't like being obvious. *s*

Just stop whining about it all anyway.. you told us to challenge you with members, didn't you? go work a l'il and keep that mind turning on those members already requested and when you get back you'll have a lot to say.

I didn't expect you to be quick about it anyway.. I never expect a quick hand with you. hehe

 

[Expertise]

Sparkster aka The Grim Reaper of Ego

I'd go more for the 6.5 to 7 range Sparky.LOL

Besides wouldn't 8 be "above average"..... unless you're of the Seinfeld school where 95% of the population is "undateable" and my only real hope is to ply them with alchohol and kind words?

 

[April]

Just never mind.

[Edited by April on 02-06-2001 at 01:04 PM]

 

[Lil-Brandi]

Sparky did me...

and he did me real good! tut, uuuhh, profiled me that is!

He hit mine right on the head, so accurate, it was scary!!!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Okay, obvious or not - and to be the polite southern gent that I am...

It will have to be Laurel who goes first. Yes, without one wit of her say so either. She's used to it, what the hell anyway.

Laurel, Laurel, Laurel....

Me wonders - how many of you might have been lucky enough to see her, a pic of her that is? I'm certain that some of you have. And it's obvious that many here would nearly be totally obsessive - to obtain a mere micro-glimpse of her - yet most won't get the privilege.

But I would not know much about that.

Be that as it may....

When one stumbles upon this "board of life, this board of sex" - one of the very first things one notices - is the presence of Laurel. And if you have any thought processes going on inside your cranial dome at all - you must ask yourself - why? Why does this person Laurel - the specter Laurel - let happen, run, operate, maintain and at times even command - this board? Why? (More on this later.)

Then you learn of Manu. As some of you know, I jokingly refer to him as Manu'R, a childish joke at that - but I believe, and I'm pretty certain of this - that when Laurel reads this - it makes her smile in a slightly wicked and twisted way.

You see - I think that there are really two Laurel's or sorts. Heck there may even be more but to put it simply, there's a very nice one and a somewhat wicked one - not a bad one, just a wicked one. The wicked Laurel, with a sly, very intelligent, semi-evil but not really or harmfully so, insightful sense of humor. The nice Laurel is - nice.

Ya know? That very nice side of Laurel is pretty fun, she's a fun woman - but the wicked side of Laurel is - "really fun." Sometimes, but not often - too much fun. The nice side of Laurel curbs the wicked Laurel more often than not - and this is a good healthy thing overall - good for the human being - this board knows as Laurel. That wicked Laurel, too much wicked Laurel, would just be too much for one life to bear - all the time. But yes, the wicked Laurel either escapes or is "let out" from time to time - and that is good too. It's all a part of what makes Laurel - Laurel.

After all, it's the wicked side of our dear Laurel that brought her to us here in the first place - to this "Literotica." And it is this "wicked side" a side also familiar to most of us here - that keeps her her - it keeps us here too.

The nice side of Laurel - the one that rides round in her mind most of the time - is the business Laurel. The Mother Laurel - Mother to all of us here on the boards.

But here's some more insight - both Laurel's - or if you will, the one complete being of Laurel - well, she is semi-lazy. No, don't get mad - she's no a lush or a total slug. I used the prefix "semi" - "a little" - Laurel is a little lazy. This too is something that led her here to this care. This board of sex.

You see - Laurel doesn't like hi-pressure, not in the least - she'd actually rather not work at all. Oh, if she were wealthy, she would not laze around, no - she would keep very busy - but she'd select projects and eject them, as she saw fit. Laurel simply prefers an easy lifestyle. That's why she works from her home - that's why she lives where she lives - that's why she has pets - that's why she has Manu (he carries very little baggage, I feel) - and this, all of this, is why Laurel chooses to live her life this way - often with us - or peeking in upon us.

But all is not perfect in Laurel Land. No. Often, too fucking often (and not as she envisioned) this fucking board is a pain in the ass to her. If it's not one thing, it's another. From the simply petty shit that goes down between the Lit members, voting, categorizing, trying to keep it all fair, from prizes to perverts - and the biggest bullshit of all? Technical shit going fucking wrong all the time. For Christ sake - it's worse than cutting grass - at least grass grows the same way all the time. The technical things that go wrong regarding the business of this board seem to happen like the proverbial ghosts in the machine - haunting one area, then another. Her and Manu are continually chasing ghosts - and it fucking is driving her mad. Manu too - but he's a bit more laid back about it. He's got the mind-set of a plumber - going about his business - screwing pipes together.

If anything makes Laurel leave this place, this business - it will be the seemingly endless headaches regarding the technical problems associated with this board. It simply fucks with the peace in her life. That, she does not want.

What else about Laurel?

She's an artist really. She'd rather be "creating something." Something from within her. But - she needs to make a living like everyone else.

And I figure that her and old Manu'R live pretty well. Have not figured out why children are not mentioned by her very often. Don't know if they don't want them, yet - family planning you know - or can't have them. My only slight hunch her is that they can't have them. But none of my beeswax. Right?

So, what else? Sex? Laurel's sex drive? How much? How big? Her and Manu'R? Manu'R's sex drive? Etc.?

I don't really know - can't get a firm grip on it - figure it's got to be pretty good but of course she tends not to be too overtly flirty. Don't know if that's one of the few rules Manu has put forth to her or not. My hunch is that she simply finds, at least conversation wise - things to be much more interesting in the political arena, the arts area and the all time leading thing that really peaks her interest - the Boxing arena.

So as for the boxing - you ever wonder about that aggressiveness within her? Don't you wonder - that maybe she'd like to be a guy sometimes. A kick ass and take names sort of fella. Don't you wonder if maybe she ever did box? My bet is that she has. And what about that aggressiveness and Manu? Fuck? Look the fuck out? Don't fucking piss her off! As peaceful and left swinging Laurel is - don't fucking get her to pissed - that wicked Laurel isn't all fun and fucking games - Laurel will literally kick your ass. You can bet on it. I'm sure Manu knows.

God, okay - I'm getting tired - days over. Tomorrow I'll try more on somebody else.

This is an ongoing thread - we'll see if our mistress of the board might respond.

 

[Angel]

Do me!

Er.. yeah.

 

[Naked Hunny]

i need a profile seriously! help!

 

[Todd]

Re: I want to hear the following people:

1. Bobtoad a/k/a Todd
2. Manu
3. Darkstaff
4. KillerMuffin
5. Whispersecret
6. Cheyenne
hehe get to work oh wise one. *grin*

This is kinda disconcerting that someone wants me profiled and that I made it to #1 on her list. May I be as bold to ask why? just curious, not angry

 

[jcgirl]

Oh Sparks, your definitly freaky

 

[KillerMuffin]

Heh, he can't even name my secret BB crush. Sparks is a charlatan. I defy him to prove otherwise.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Todd..

1. Bobtoad a/k/a Todd
2. Manu
3. Darkstaff
4. KillerMuffin
5. Whispersecret
6. Cheyenne
hehe get to work oh wise one. *grin*

This is kinda disconcerting that someone wants me profiled and that I made it to #1 on her list. May I be as bold to ask why? just curious, not angry

Just curious as to how sparky would categorize you that's all. No meaning behind it really.

 

[Todd]

I think Sparky would catergorize me as a leftist rightwing conspiracy truth chasing lunatical nonproductive productive member of society



[Edited by Todd on 02-06-2001 at 04:24 PM]