tortoise
roosevelt dime
- Joined
- Feb 20, 2002
- Posts
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So. Here's the deal. I've got a bit of writer's block, and you ne'erdowells are going to help me. Come here to me, and I'll write something for you. It could be a story snippet, a poem, a song, or a stream of consciousness bit of nonsense that will probably only serve to bewilder and enrage you. There will undoubtably be a fair quantity of smut, because my mind revels in such filth. I'll try to curtail that a bit, though, as I'm looking to stretch myself here, and writing smut is second nature to me.
Don't be looking for some heartfelt summation of my feelings for you. That's not what this is about. I'm not dealing in epiphanies or declarations, here. I'm not allowing myself more than a few minutes for each "piece." This is a spur of the moment, off the cuff, fly by the seat of my pants writing extravaganza. Extemporaneous. Raw. Potentially bizarre. If that sounds like fun, come play. If not, don't. Call it my version of the milkshake poem from Before Sunrise. Only, you know, far less cool, because we're not in Vienna, and Julie Delpy is nowhere in sight. That, and the stuff I write will probably be crap.
Alright already, that's more than enough fucking ado. Step right up.
Don't be looking for some heartfelt summation of my feelings for you. That's not what this is about. I'm not dealing in epiphanies or declarations, here. I'm not allowing myself more than a few minutes for each "piece." This is a spur of the moment, off the cuff, fly by the seat of my pants writing extravaganza. Extemporaneous. Raw. Potentially bizarre. If that sounds like fun, come play. If not, don't. Call it my version of the milkshake poem from Before Sunrise. Only, you know, far less cool, because we're not in Vienna, and Julie Delpy is nowhere in sight. That, and the stuff I write will probably be crap.
Alright already, that's more than enough fucking ado. Step right up.
