Come her to be in a Clique

[Prince Romeo]

Did you just left click to get here? Congratulations, you are now a member of a click! Who wants to learn the secret handshake?

 

[Dillinger]

I don't do cliques.... only clacks.

 

[glamorilla]

a proper handshake is the sign of a good firm grip.

 

[lobito]

I want to learn any handshake that Glammy gives... I mean knows.

 

[Prince Romeo]

Congratulations, as the first two members of the click, you get to be on the Staff and members of the "New Admission's commitee". Your job is to weed out any undesirables.

 

[Gusty Wind]

Hmmmmm...```

Hmmmmmmmmmm....

 

[Prince Romeo]

Uh oh, the cl(d)icks growing. Shhh, don't tell a soul.

Here is our secret greeting:

No, no, no, no, no, no, no! I'm overdue! I'm really
in a stew! No time to say goodbye...hello! I'm late! I'm late!
I'm late!!

 

[Prince Romeo]

It's do's time. Everyone needs to pay their dues.

 

[ClaudiusMaximus]

I got a jar full of pennies that I can't be bothered to take to the bank to change up

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Is this a "men's only clique" ... and what dues ?

 

[Prince Romeo]

You're in. You just got promoted to Treasurer and Dues Collector. Feel free to enlist a couple of "arm breakers".

 

[Prince Romeo]

Geez, now women want to join too. Let's take a vote.

 

[Mia62]

I am looking at the way the Royalty is spelling tonight and methinks he may be a bit tippled.

 

[Prince Romeo]

A cat may look at a prince,' said Alice. `I've read that in some book, but I don't remember where.'

`Well, it must be removed,' said the Prince very decidedly, and he called the Queen, who was passing at the moment, `My dear! I wish you would have this cat removed!'

The Queen had only one way of settling all difficulties, great or small. `Off with her head!' she said, without even looking round.

`I'll fetch the executioner myself,' said the Prince eagerly, and he hurried off.

 

[MissTaken]

Congratulations, as the first two members of the click, you get to be on the Staff and members of the "New Admission's commitee". Your job is to weed out any undesirables.

How does one test for desirability?

Is there an interactive, hands on method of assessment?







I hope!

 

[Prince Romeo]

Where are those two lollygaggers? Do I have to do everything around here myself?

 

[MissTaken]

Where are those two lollygaggers? Do I have to do everything around here myself?

Well, let the initiation rites begin.

Is there a dress code?

A password?

A class picture?

 

[phrodeau]

Join the Clique! 37 members strong!

 

[MissTaken]

Join the Clique! 37 members strong!

Hmm monkeeing around can be fun!

 

[Prince Romeo]

Dress code? Hmmmm, I wonder what everyone's wearing right now? OK, first off, everyone strip! Stand at attention. You over there in the back row, you're looking a little limp. Ladies, if you got em, stick out your chests! As the high chieftian of the Click of CLICKS (that CLIts and diCKS combined) it is my duty to perform a thorough interrogation of all aspiring indoctrinees.

 

[J.B.]

Cliques are over rated

 

[Prince Romeo]

Well, this clique is an ultra secret, super cool one. In fact it's like, like, like, like super way cool.

Who keeps letting everyone in here? We need a new "New Admission's commitee".

 

[Jimi]

Yawn... I'm in

Cliques are over rated

Uh-huh! but I DID click...

 

[Prince Romeo]

Jimi you have just clicked into the clique of CLICKS at the most opportune moment. Yo are now Senior Head Mucky Muck. All you need to do is dazzle the newcomers with how secret we really are and mesmerize them with cool talk about what we do behind the "scenes", in the really like, like, like super secret world of Lit.

 

[J.B.]

Re: Yawn... I'm in

Uh-huh! but I DID click...

nuaghty!