Come and sit in my lap. We'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

[jsmiam]

I'm looking for a female pen pal, email friend, etc. I am male, about 50, hilarious, well preserved, seeking a female version on myself.

The jokes will not get any better. Also, i confess, i am married, perhaps you are too? You have been warned!

If you dare, write anyway. PM me directly or respond here. People who laugh at terrible corny jokes are encouraged to cut in line.

 

[jsmiam]

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

 

[jsmiam]

Hi, I'm Mister Right. I heard you were looking for me?

 

[jsmiam]

What's blonde-brown-blonde-brown-blonde-brown-blonde-brown?

Blonde doing cartwheels.

Blondes: PM me with hate mail.
Other hair colors: PM me your high fives.

 

[ElizabethWest]

Still playing the same old games, I see. How ya been, JS? Any takers?

Ladies, if you like very bizarre wordplay, he’s your guy.

 

[jsmiam]

Betsyyyyy!

Betsy Wetsy!

Bett Bett Betty, Banana Fana Fo Fetty, Fe Fi Mo Metty, Betsyyy!

Hey, what did you mean, bizarre word games? I'm offended!

 

[ElizabethWest]

Betsyyyyy!

Betsy Wetsy!

Bett Bett Betty, Banana Fana Fo Fetty, Fe Fi Mo Metty, Betsyyy!

Hey, what did you mean, bizarre word games? I'm offended!

Betsy Wetsy? I certainly hope that was autocorrect and not an aspersion!

Do I need to change my bloomers?

 

[jsmiam]

No no, it just rhymes and dyslexifies at the same time. I think it's even a repeat, i may have called you that before too..

 

[LethalWeapon84]

I enjoy I good corny joke