Columbus Day cam show! White girl twerking

ElijaRDC

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Needed:

MEN to watch me twerk, fully-clothed, in front of my boyfriend's gun cabinet. I am not good at this.

You MUST pretend to "make it hail" on me. It makes me SO WETTTTTT to pretend I can feel your loose change hitting me allllllllllll over my jiggly bod! No pennies or dimes, just the heavy stuff... nickels maybe, quarters, or better yet, half and silver dollars or even loonies and toonies if you're one of my neighbors to the north! Just don't throw them hard enough to break the door of the gun cabinet and make my boyfriend mad ;)

One caveat: you may catch a brief glimpse of my boyfriend furiously masturbating in the reflection of the gun cabinet glass... but, a small price to pay, no?

Let me know if you want in on this!
 
It's what Columbus would have wanted. I mean, that and a bunch of dead natives.:rolleyes:
 
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh, never mind that dead twat Columbus, pay attention to meeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 
Did you know that Columbus lied to the Spanish king claiming he'd reached Asia when he was actually on the shores of the Bahamas.

His thirst for gold made his 'teams' commit genocide and he also was a pioneer in the origins of slavery.

He would transport humans to sell in Europe because he couldn't extract enough gold from the Caribbean islands he'd already plundered.
 
Did you know that Columbus lied to the Spanish king claiming he'd reached Asia when he was actually on the shores of the Bahamas.

His thirst for gold made his 'teams' commit genocide and he also was a pioneer in the origins of slavery.

He would transport humans to sell in Europe because he couldn't extract enough gold from the Caribbean islands he'd already plundered.

That's very interesting. Tell us more!
 
Did you know that Columbus lied to the Spanish king claiming he'd reached Asia when he was actually on the shores of the Bahamas.

His thirst for gold made his 'teams' commit genocide and he also was a pioneer in the origins of slavery.

He would transport humans to sell in Europe because he couldn't extract enough gold from the Caribbean islands he'd already plundered.

I think you are missing the point, she is going to wiggle her ass.
 
yeah, let's watch you twerk

Needed:

MEN to watch me twerk, fully-clothed, in front of my boyfriend's gun cabinet. I am not good at this.

You MUST pretend to "make it hail" on me. It makes me SO WETTTTTT to pretend I can feel your loose change hitting me allllllllllll over my jiggly bod! No pennies or dimes, just the heavy stuff... nickels maybe, quarters, or better yet, half and silver dollars or even loonies and toonies if you're one of my neighbors to the north! Just don't throw them hard enough to break the door of the gun cabinet and make my boyfriend mad ;)

One caveat: you may catch a brief glimpse of my boyfriend furiously masturbating in the reflection of the gun cabinet glass... but, a small price to pay, no?

Let me know if you want in on this!
 
Right, enough with the history of Columbus, I am here for the twerking.

Elija- will you be shaking it to Miley Cyrus songs?
 
i'm in

got my coin jar ready. Glad i didnt make it to coinstar last week like i had planned.
 
Make it rain

Hi. I'd love to get in on this! Let's get the twerk on! Got my quarters and half-dollars ready!!!
 
Are there guns in the gun cabinet?

Yes there are.


Did you know that Columbus lied to the Spanish king claiming he'd reached Asia when he was actually on the shores of the Bahamas.

His thirst for gold made his 'teams' commit genocide and he also was a pioneer in the origins of slavery.

He would transport humans to sell in Europe because he couldn't extract enough gold from the Caribbean islands he'd already plundered.

I did know these things. I have way more education than I'll ever use, and the debt to prove it.


Is this for real.

It's so real. But you need to PM me with a cock shot to be considered for a viewing spot.
 
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