Colonel Hogan's Sloppy Joes are the only ones worth eating

[IrezumiKiss]

It's all hearsay, but I'm willing to give homeboy the benefit of the doubt.

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[Hypoxia]

That was once a placid bovine munching grass, chewing his cud, soaking-up rain and sunshine, maybe in an open field, maybe in a prison-like stock pen (but he wouldn't know that).

Then the ET aliens came and mutilated him. "Big deal," thought the ranchers or feed-lot managers or whomever, "more meat for the grinder." So they ground him up, and cooked him down, and floated him in tangy sauce delivered in a railroad tank car, and packed him in a can or bag, and shipped him to you.

And you ate him, and found him nourishing, even with the ET alien implants.

NEXT: What goes into your canned tamales.

--Hypoxia "eat them critters" Smurf

 

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Do you have sloppy joes?

"No sloppy joe... cheeseborger."

Okay, I'll have a cheeseburger and coke.

"No coke... pepsi."

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

It's all hearsay, but I'm willing to give homeboy the benefit of the doubt.

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a can of Manwich makes anyone a chef bro.

Stew

 

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[Colonel Hogan]

It's all hearsay, but I'm willing to give homeboy the benefit of the doubt.

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Looks good to me!!

 

[Disgustipated]

The first time buying Sloppy Joe in a can as an adult I thought the ground beef was in that little fucker, too.

Made me appreciate my mum even more.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

The first time buying Sloppy Joe in a can as an adult I thought the ground beef was in that little fucker, too.

Made me appreciate my mum even more.

Why anyone would buy Sloppy Joe sauce in a can I'll never know. If you've got barbecue sauce, ketchup or Catalina dressing in the fridge door and some raw onion, you have everything you need already.

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

Why anyone would buy Sloppy Joe sauce in a can I'll never know. If you've got barbecue sauce, ketchup or Catalina dressing in the fridge door and some raw onion, you have everything you need already.

have you ever used Russian dressing for sloppy joe's? very similar to Catalina, but has a different undertone bro.

Stew

 

[pollynova]

The first time buying Sloppy Joe in a can as an adult I thought the ground beef was in that little fucker, too.

Made me appreciate my mum even more.

I thought that too.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

have you ever used Russian dressing for sloppy joe's? very similar to Catalina, but has a different undertone bro.

Stew

Oh, absolutely! Russian dressing is my favorite sloppy joe ingredient. I keep it on hand as much for that as for salads.

 

[eyerlives]

If you've got barbecue sauce, ketchup or Catalina dressing in the fridge door and some raw onion, you have everything you need already.

Oh, absolutely! Russian dressing is my favorite sloppy joe ingredient.

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