Cologne.

Clitfucker

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Hello ladies. What brand of cologne drives you crazy and makes your pussy wet and horny just from the smell of it?

I wear Davidoff Cool Water and Curve, the Curve makes most of the women weak in the knees and fidgety if you know what I mean.:)
 
Clitfucker said:
Hello ladies. What brand of cologne drives you crazy and makes your pussy wet and horny just from the smell of it?

If I could find a cologne that would do that, I wouldn't need a man! :p

(And I'd buy it by the case :D )
 
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MidnightAngel said:


If I could find a cologne that would do that, I wouldn't need a man! :p

(And I'd buy it by the case :D )


Yeah sure you would. The cologne bottle doesn't come with a stiff hard dick ya know.
 
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Clitfucker said:
Yeah sure you would. The cologne bottle doesn't come with a stiff hard dick ya know.

I've got lots of those......with batteries. :p :p
 
I prefer NO cologne.

But, I love the smell of a clean, fresh out of the shower, man. That always makes me inhale deeply with my nose nuzzling his neck.
 
Dearest clitfucker...

...there was a thread on this very recenty...a very long and informative one. Try doing a search....

Personally I prefer the scent of man's own skin...perhaps after he's used a bar of the patchouli soap that i make.

Some colognes may smell good, but they taste like crap.

:heart:
bluemuse
 
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MidnightAngel said:


I've got lots of those......with batteries. :p :p


Uh...nevermind. *runs off feeling embarassed and ashamed.*:(
 
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MidnightAngel said:


I've got lots of those......with batteries. :p :p


Hey Clitfucker....don't let that fool you. No matter what, "A hard dick is good to find"

Well maybe unless the vibrator has a wallet.
 
Hm..

Well, on a guy... I like Eternity for men. I think it's really sexy... and I also like Curve too! Mmm.. :) As for women.. I have no idea! I just like them. :)
 
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Tim1 said:



Hey Clitfucker....don't let that fool you. No matter what, "A hard dick is good to find"

Well maybe unless the vibrator has a wallet.


Yes Tim1 that is very very true indeed. I just hope that vibrators never ever do have wallets, cuz if that happens then we as men are truly some fucked puppies.
 
Along the same lines...Women's perfume

Here is a related question:
Guys/girls, which perfumes or colognes are your least favorite?
For some strange reason my eyes tear up when a woman wears either Red or Poison (aptly named). I don't know if they make either anymore, but they are my kriptonite.
 
Re: Along the same lines...Women's perfume

Oasis690 said:
Here is a related question:
Guys/girls, which perfumes or colognes are your least favorite?
For some strange reason my eyes tear up when a woman wears either Red or Poison (aptly named). I don't know if they make either anymore, but they are my kriptonite.


Cheap perfume and imitation perfume. Oh and most of all White Diamonds.
 
Drakkar and DNA for men make me go weak in the knees... Happy for men is really dreamy too though i've only smelled it from the bottle.
 
Yeah Clitfucker...
Cheap perfume is sooooooo nasty. I knew a woman (who I did not date) who wore some stuff that smelled like she bought it in a gallon jug at the gas station for 99 cents, and she wore a gallon of it every day!
From a cologne point of view I have always hated Lagerfeld. I like that Perry Ellis 360. I have never even heard of Curve before.
 
I really like a man wearing Obsession and always have. Least favorite would have to be Polo. One of the guys in school smelled really good today....something like a faint incense smell. I was tempted to find out what it was but didn't get the chance.

As for least favorite perfumes, anything with an artificial vanilla smell. There's something in those perfumes that triggers migraines for me.
 
Oasis690 said:
Yeah Clitfucker...
Cheap perfume is sooooooo nasty. I knew a woman (who I did not date) who wore some stuff that smelled like she bought it in a gallon jug at the gas station for 99 cents, and she wore a gallon of it every day!
From a cologne point of view I have always hated Lagerfeld. I like that Perry Ellis 360. I have never even heard of Curve before.


You haven't ever heard of Curve before? Trust me dude go buy it for $25 at Wal-Mart and the ladies will go absolutely fucking nuts over the shit, Trust me.:)
 
I wear my own scent most of the time.

The rest of the time, I wear Eternity.

I think I am going to have to go see what these favored scents the ladies are hapring on smell like.

I remember one of my bus drivers in hs used to wear this perfume called Krystal. It smelled so God-awful to me that I could not bear it.
 
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