College Course-Becoming a Real Man

[willywanker]

TWO YEAR DEGREE
A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man.

That's right, in just six trimesters, you, too,can be a real man-as
well as earn a MA degree (Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101 Combating Stupidity
MEN 102 You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103 PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas

Winter Schedule:
MEN 110 Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111 Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
MEN 112 Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
EAT 100 Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101 Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A What's Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule:
MEN 120 How NOT to Act Like a Buttface When You're Wrong
MEN 121 Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122 YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123 Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101 You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102 Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103 How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201 How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
(Elective)
(See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule:
MEN 210 The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211 How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212 You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213 Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
MEN 230A Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important

Spring Schedule:
MEN 220 Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN 222 Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2

Course Electives:
EAT 101 Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102 Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103 Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231 Mothers-in-law
MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"
ECON 001C Cheaper to Keep Her




Sure wish I had taken that econ001C course.

 

[willywanker]

**bumping it back up for the afternoon crowd**

 

[*bratcat*]

lmao

 

[willywanker]

Got e-mailed to me, I just passed it on.

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[willywanker]

I have taken a couple of these courses.

I've suscessfully completed:

MEN 232 Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233 Just Say "Yes, Dear"

But I took the home study versions.

 

[SunnyGirl]

Willy, let me know if you hear of any graduates? I'm looking for an educated man

 

[Purple Haze]

We're all married.

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[willywanker]

I should probably take refresher classes in those last two.

 

[OUTSIDER]

LMAO, the thing is there are lot's of nice guys out there but women always seem to walk strait past them and pick up with an asshole.






Confused....your not alone, women say they want a man who is kind gentle and understanding but they consistantly chose bastards...........why ? cause nice guy's, real nice guys are boring as hell.

Go figure.

 

[willywanker]

Amen, Outsider, preach on!!!!!

 

[stargazer76]

C'mon guys, that is sooooo not true. Some of my best friends are looking for nice guys and wouldn't give the assholes the time of day. And I married a nice guy.....give us "real women" some credit for taste!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Hey,

I took this course.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Amen, Outsider, preach on!!!!!

Ta mate.

It's just one of those things that yanks my chain, when you see a wonderful woman with an asshole of a boyfriend or husband, but is blind to all the good guy's who would really care for her.

I've seen this to many times for it to be an isolated thing.

 

[OUTSIDER]

C'mon guys, that is sooooo not true. Some of my best friends are looking for nice guys and wouldn't give the assholes the time of day. And I married a nice guy.....give us "real women" some credit for taste!

and yet time and time again I've seen smart sexy women take up with really sleezy knuckle dragging shit head's.

Come on guy's back me up here, how many of you guys have seen what I'm talking about.

I'm not talking about ugly guy's with women either. I'm talking about reasonable looking guys who are real shitty to their partners.

 

[Purple Haze]

Yep, the asshole with the cool car.

Funny thing is after the divorce, that's the kind of guy they end up with again.

Some women are just attracted to pricks, nothing you can do.

 

[Weevil]

There's this Canadian comedien named John Wing who does this great bit that every guy needs to take to heart. He says that there are only 4 words that a man needs to know for a successful marriage. Oh, Yeah, No and Sorry. You can use them all the time

W: Did you take out the trash.
M: Oh, yeah. No. Sorry.

You can use them in any order

W: You forgot my birthday?
M: Oh no! Yeah. Sorry

All at once or on their own. 4 easy words to a successful marriage.

 

[stargazer76]

and yet time and time again I've seen smart sexy women take up with really sleezy knuckle dragging shit head's.

Come on guy's back me up here, how many of you guys have seen what I'm talking about.

I'm not talking about ugly guy's with women either. I'm talking about reasonable looking guys who are real shitty to their partners.

Come on. You could say the same thing about the otherwise intelligent guy who insists on keeping company with airheaded bimbos with blonde hair and big tits. Yes, this happens, but that's not ALL women, just like the example I gave is not ALL men.

 

[OUTSIDER]

I really don't think it's the same thing but you do make a good point.

 

[Purple Haze]

Marry a stupid woman, have stupid kids.

 

[Starfish]

Willy, you get pussy points.

 

[willywanker]

Pussy Points? ALRIGHT!!!!!

Now do I have to keep track of these like the other points we used to get or......

LOL, Glad you enjoyed it GR/Star

 

[Weevil]

Come on. You could say the same thing about the otherwise intelligent guy who insists on keeping company with airheaded bimbos with blonde hair and big tits. Yes, this happens, but that's not ALL women, just like the example I gave is not ALL men.

No it's not the same at all. It would be the same if guys went around saying "I'm really just looking for a smart girl." most of the guys I know sit around saying "Boy, I sure wish I could find a bimbo with big tits"

It's the contradiction between their statements and actions, not the action itself. Jeez.

 

[stargazer76]

OF COURSE!!!

No it's not the same at all. It would be the same if guys went around saying "I'm really just looking for a smart girl." most of the guys I know sit around saying "Boy, I sure wish I could find a bimbo with big tits"

It's the contradiction between their statements and actions, not the action itself. Jeez.

What the hell was I thinking....?