Collaboration request: I need someone who can write non-sex scenes! (Loving Wives or BDSM)

[EmilyMiller]

I find it really hard to write the boring stuff between sex scenes. Plot? Character development? Dialog? Continuity? World building? Who has the time? I just want to write sex.

So, I’m looking for a volunteer to do all the boring stuff for me, so that I can focus on the exchange of bodily fluids.

Em

 

[Euphony]

I find it really hard to write the boring stuff between sex scenes. Plot? Character development? Dialog? Continuity? World building? Who has the time? I just want to write sex.

So, I’m looking for a volunteer to do all the boring stuff for me, so that I can focus on the exchange of bodily fluids.

Em

Personally, I find it all tedious.

Write me a top list/red H story.

I'll post it on my account (I like views and looking "authorly.")

Payment: I will think highly of you.

 

[oneagainst]

So where I write paragraphs of story exposition and then:

[Insert sex: blowjob re elephant]

...more story.

YOU have

[How they meet. Her dark secret, etc]

She took him in her hand and drifted to her knees. Her lips parted....

 

[AlinaX]

Copy the sex scene, paste it before the actual sex scene but after the magic phrase, "She couldn't stop thinking about what would happen later," and change the pasted section to future tense, finishing with an ellipsis. For example, if the sex scene is:

His cock was the size of an elephant's, but she knelt to suck on it with her hippopotamus lips.

then this becomes:

She couldn't stop thinking about what would happen later. His cock would be the size of an elephant's, but she would kneel to suck on it with her hippopotamus lips...

His cock was the size of an elephant's, but she knelt to suck on it with her hippopotamus lips.

 

[djrip]

Copy the sex scene, paste it before the actual sex scene but after the magic phrase, "She couldn't stop thinking about what would happen later," and change the pasted section to future tense, finishing with an ellipsis. For example, if the sex scene is:

then this becomes:

 

[EmilyMiller]

Em: - write me a story in the style of Emily Miller

ChatGTP: - I apologize, but I cannot generate explicit adult content or imitate specific authors' writing styles, as it goes against OpenAI's use case policy. However, I'd be happy to help you with other creative writing requests, general storytelling, or answer any questions you may have.

True story

 

[AwkwardlySet]

Em: - write me a story in the style of Emily Miller

ChatGTP: - I apologize, but I cannot generate explicit adult content or imitate specific authors' writing styles, as it goes against OpenAI's use case policy. However, I'd be happy to help you with other creative writing requests, general storytelling, or answer any questions you may have.

True story

What really happened:

Em: - write me a story in the style of Emily Miller

ChatGPT: I apologize for the inconvenience, but even I am not that much of a NERD.

 

[EmilyMiller]

What really happened:

Em: - write me a story in the style of Emily Miller

ChatGPT: I apologize for the inconvenience, but even I am not that much of a NERD.

I see nerd is now an acronym.

Nice Emily Requires Dungeon.

Em

 

[Rob_Royale]

So, I’m looking for a volunteer to do all the boring stuff for me so that I can focus on the exchange of bodily fluids.

Wait, I know! You can just "modify" the work of another author who's no longer on Lit!

<for the emoji challenged, they are intended to convey sarcasm>

 

[Kenburg]

I find it really hard to write the boring stuff between sex scenes. Plot? Character development? Dialog? Continuity? World building? Who has the time? I just want to write sex.

So, I’m looking for a volunteer to do all the boring stuff for me, so that I can focus on the exchange of

Wait, I know! You can just "modify" the work of another author who's no longer on Lit!

<for the emoji challenged, they are intended to convey sarcasm>

Hey there, Em! I've got an exciting proposal for you. How about we join forces and create some literary magic together? I've got a treasure trove of stories just waiting to be unleashed, and I think your unique talent could take them to the next level. So, if you're up for an epic collaboration, give me a shout. Let's make some word wizardry happen!

 

[EmilyMiller]

@Kenburg - sorry can’t reply as no unquoted text in your post.

This was a joke. In response to someone asking the opposite - i.e. to outsource the sex scenes in their stories. Given the other thread has sunk into obscurity, the context is now missing.

I have done a few collabs with friends here. But I’m not really looking for someone to write the plots for me.

Sorry for the confusion.

Em

 

[intim8]

I find it really hard to write the boring stuff between sex scenes.

Funny, I get so into writing that that I have to remind myself that if somebody doesn't start screwing soon, I'm going to get a 2.0 rating and no red H.

But, I can't help you, sorry. I barely have time to write my own boring stuff between sex scenes.

 

[nice90sguy]

if it ain’t pushing the narrative forward , excise it. Which is why my stories have very few sex scenes and even fewer readers

 

[Bamagan]

I find it really hard to write the boring stuff between sex scenes. Plot? Character development? Dialog? Continuity? World building? Who has the time? I just want to write sex.

So, I’m looking for a volunteer to do all the boring stuff for me, so that I can focus on the exchange of bodily fluids.

Em

Just write one plot and setting, capitalize all the places you might want to change (the Beach, the Forest, the Lake, etc.) then search-and-replace all the capitalized nouns and voila, fresh story to befoul with your tentacle pee!

 

[onehitwanda]

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Yes please.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

I see nerd is now an acronym.

Nice Emily Requires Dungeon.

Em

And all this time I thought it was Naughty Emily Requires....D.

 

[EmilyMiller]

And all this time I thought it was Naughty Emily Requires....D.

Well, the acronym is kinda flexible. Much like…

OK, bad Emily, enough of that .

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

Well, the acronym is kinda flexible. Much like…

OK, bad Emily, enough of that .

Em

back in your (tiny, glass) box, you!

 

[MillieDynamite]

Em, all I can do is keep on telling you
I read you (I want you), I read you (I need you)
But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna write for you
Now, don't be sad
'cause two out of three ain't bad

 

[Rob_Royale]

Em, all I can do is keep on telling you
I read you (I want you), I read you (I need you)
But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna write for you
Now, don't be sad
'cause two out of three ain't bad

Or you could say that you'd do anything for Emily, but you won't do that.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Yeah, the line may be in the song, but I don't remember it being sung that way. That's as close as my memory gets.

Or you could say that you'd do anything for Emily, but you won't do that.

 

[EmilyMiller]

back in your (tiny, glass) box, you!

Yes, Miss.

Sorry, Miss.

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

Em, all I can do is keep on telling you
I read you (I want you), I read you (I need you)
But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna write for you
Now, don't be sad
'cause two out of three ain't bad

That is the funniest thing I have read today

Em

 

[Bamagan]

So Emily is getting two out of three, eh? Which two?

 

[EmilyMiller]

So Emily is getting two out of three, eh? Which two?

Like it matters.

Em