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Once upon a time, there was a pretty young scullery maid. Once night, when the hour had drawn long and she was scrubbing the tiles about the fireplace in her masters study, she happened to look at the flickering coals, and thought to herself,
"What that I could have a son, whose skin was dark as coal, as red as flame, and as white as the marble of the fireplace."
On making that silent wish, her master, the King, entered his study, and his eyes alighted upon the shapely posterior of his scullery maid, and lustful thoughts did enter his mind.
Shortly afterwards, she bore a child, whose skin was a dark as coal, his hair as red as flame, and his teeth as white as pearls. And after this child was born, the scullery maid did pass away.
The King did then have placed the babe into the care of an orphanage, and, soon forgetting about his bastard love child, did take another lover for his bed, as he was so often want.
One day, the King, who was a handsome but vain man, and who set great stock in his endowment, went before his magic looking glass, and said,
"Looking glass, looking glass, on the wall,
Which man has the largest cock of all?"
And the looking glass answered,
"Thou, O Master, have the biggest of all!"
Satisfied, the master did return to his bedchamber and to his latest conquest, for he knew the mirror could only speak the truth.
But Cole Black was growing up, and as the years passed, he grew from the youth of boyhood into a handsome young man, where he had gained employ as a stablehand at an inn in a nearby town, and whose looks were soon turning the eyes of many a wench and lady alike.
So, one evening, the master did enter his study, and before his magic looking glass, he asked once again,
"Looking glass, looking glass, on the wall,
Which man has the largest cock of all?"
To which the looking glass did answer,
"Thou, O King, whilst your cock in length and girth is great indeed,
Cole Black has one more impressive, I must concede."
The King was shocked and furious with this reply, and for several nights his growing envy did bridle in his breast, and prevent him from his release, much to his lovers startlement.
So, one morning, he did call upon a huntress, and instructed her,
"Find this Cole Black, and take him away into the great forest. Kill him, and bring back his heart as a token."
"What that I could have a son, whose skin was dark as coal, as red as flame, and as white as the marble of the fireplace."
On making that silent wish, her master, the King, entered his study, and his eyes alighted upon the shapely posterior of his scullery maid, and lustful thoughts did enter his mind.
Shortly afterwards, she bore a child, whose skin was a dark as coal, his hair as red as flame, and his teeth as white as pearls. And after this child was born, the scullery maid did pass away.
The King did then have placed the babe into the care of an orphanage, and, soon forgetting about his bastard love child, did take another lover for his bed, as he was so often want.
One day, the King, who was a handsome but vain man, and who set great stock in his endowment, went before his magic looking glass, and said,
"Looking glass, looking glass, on the wall,
Which man has the largest cock of all?"
And the looking glass answered,
"Thou, O Master, have the biggest of all!"
Satisfied, the master did return to his bedchamber and to his latest conquest, for he knew the mirror could only speak the truth.
But Cole Black was growing up, and as the years passed, he grew from the youth of boyhood into a handsome young man, where he had gained employ as a stablehand at an inn in a nearby town, and whose looks were soon turning the eyes of many a wench and lady alike.
So, one evening, the master did enter his study, and before his magic looking glass, he asked once again,
"Looking glass, looking glass, on the wall,
Which man has the largest cock of all?"
To which the looking glass did answer,
"Thou, O King, whilst your cock in length and girth is great indeed,
Cole Black has one more impressive, I must concede."
The King was shocked and furious with this reply, and for several nights his growing envy did bridle in his breast, and prevent him from his release, much to his lovers startlement.
So, one morning, he did call upon a huntress, and instructed her,
"Find this Cole Black, and take him away into the great forest. Kill him, and bring back his heart as a token."
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