Cold Weather Means More Perverts

lavender said:
Is it my imagination, or is Chef starting to sound like SEXXYNESS? :p

OH shit... and here's when you blame that abomination on me I guess.

Ahhhhhhh, its nice to be home.'

Oh Lavy, if you were a lesbian would you do Nessus? She's fucking unbelievable. Ooh la la.
 
If lavender doesn't want her I'll toss my nipple clamps into the ring. Do you think she comes with a whip and restraints? Or do I have to buy the accessories seperately?
 
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Perverts? Hey, just 'cause I'm sitting here smeared in cooking oil, with my flippers and snorkel waiting to stuff my game hen, doesn't make me a pervert! Now if you'll excuse me, I think it's time to untie, and let the UPS girl go.
:D
 
It's all good Lavy baby, all good.

My pervertness does not change due to seasons......just my clothing (or lack thereof :eek: )
 
Like Chuckus, I'm an all season perv. :)

Though I must admit to a propensity to enjoy raging sex in front of a roaring fire... or is that roaring sex in front af a raging fire??? Ah well, the point is, sex in the winter is ohhhh so much fun!
 
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