If lavender doesn't want her I'll toss my nipple clamps into the ring. Do you think she comes with a whip and restraints? Or do I have to buy the accessories seperately?
Perverts? Hey, just 'cause I'm sitting here smeared in cooking oil, with my flippers and snorkel waiting to stuff my game hen, doesn't make me a pervert! Now if you'll excuse me, I think it's time to untie, and let the UPS girl go.
Though I must admit to a propensity to enjoy raging sex in front of a roaring fire... or is that roaring sex in front af a raging fire??? Ah well, the point is, sex in the winter is ohhhh so much fun!