Cold Remedy

[sirhugs]

Fighting a cold here & have this image stuck in my mind of a gorgeous babe on all fours, a cask of brandy around her neck, telling me that doggy-style is the best cure.

Is there a glimmer of a story idea there?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I don't know, Sirhugs, but I've always offered this advice for a cold:

Drink plenty of fluids (sparkling white wines are good) and stay in bed for a few days with a warm friend. It doesn't cure the cold, but it makes having it worthwhile.

 

[MatthewVett]

She could always press her thighs together and have you drink some warm tea out of her lap if you have a sore throat.

 

[Carnevil9]

Fighting a cold here & have this image stuck in my mind of a gorgeous babe on all fours, a cask of brandy around her neck, telling me that doggy-style is the best cure.

Is there a glimmer of a story idea there?

This might be true. You never see a dog with a cold, do you?

 

[dale124]

Sounds more like a skit from an X-rated version of Rowan and Martin's Laugh In. Or worse still, an X-rated version of Hee Haw.

 

[tmmmbrrr]

C'mon guys... this idea could be Lit gold - complete with buxom caregiver practically busting out of nurse's uniform. keep those home remedies comin', guys

 

[Tmmldr]

Fighting a cold here & have this image stuck in my mind of a gorgeous babe on all fours, a cask of brandy around her neck, telling me that doggy-style is the best cure.

Is there a glimmer of a story idea there?

So how does that work? You follow her advice and immediately get doggy style. And she....

 

[tmmmbrrr]

So how does that work? You follow her advice and immediately get doggy style. And she....

Didn't you guys ever play doctor when you were kids?

 

[MyRubiLips]

Didn't you guys ever play doctor when you were kids?

Not on this site. Not in sexual detail, anyway!

 

[tmmmbrrr]

Not on this site. Not in sexual detail, anyway!

Of course not and that wasn't what I was getting at at all.

Its regretable that we the older we get the harder it seems to be to suspend reality and allow our imaginations to run free - I know you got that, Rubi.