Col. Sander's New Rap Song.

[Sparky Kronkite]

My feets is kinkin'
Cause I loves my chicken
It's finger lickin'
And it keeps me shitin'

With larva and lices
And old dead mices
They mix so nices
Our twelve herbs and spices

But that's our secret
Hey I'll never tell
It all tastes good
But what's that smell

And....

Our grease is the best
Our fat too's no jest
C'mon girl t'my chicken nest
And I'll put you right to the test

Cause girl....

I'm Col. Sander's
King of white and dark meat
No bones about it
Hey baby watch my feet

My feets is kinkin'
Cause I loves my chicken
It's finger lickin'
And it keeps me shitin'

 

[doctor_insanus]

Oooo... Colonel be gettin' funky!

Go Colonel... Go Colonel...

 

[Weevil]

Yeah, kickin' it old school with the Colonel!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I can visualize him.....

In his white suit of course but.....

with a backward ball cap with a KFC logo on it. And.....

A huge-ass gold chain with a gold drumbstick on it.

 

[Weevil]

There should have been some reference to gravy in the song.

I'd also think he'd have big ice on his fingas