Coitus Interruptus

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Jose Jones
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Not recommended as a method of birth control.

But, does anyone enjoy this as fun? Personally, I have always found that pulling out robs me of that final friction.

I was once with this one girlfriend and I was losing her. She was drifting away, the relationship was in a tailspin and I was even resentful about it because to me at the time it all seemed so stupid to trash a relationship over the things that she was telling me. Maybe she wasn't telling me the entire story, but I don't read minds and all I know is what I am told...

Anyway, we had gone out. She got drunk and we went to eat breakfast at the I-HOP and then we went to my apartment and I knew that this would be the last time we would sleep together. We fucked and I knew this was the last time I was gonna fuck with her and I was pissed because we had a good time but it was all going to shit. When I came, I pulled out and I want to come on her face (yes, spitefully), but I shot off so damned hard the jet sailed clear over her head and hit the wall!

"God Damn!" was all she could say. Meanwhile, I am collapsed from coming so hard... it was like my abs were all cramped up. And when I finally found the strength to get up and go pee, I peed and then having emptied my bladder, I continued to feel the need to urinate but couldn't. I wasn't sick because this only happened that one night. I was fine the next day.

We broke up. I wonder what she's doing tonight. I even wonder if she's alive.
 
Well, I love getting a "facial," so I like it when my other half pulls out... but yes, it's not a practical use of birth control. But my other half prefers to stay inside of me while he's cumming, or else he jacks off as he comes out. But it does sort of ruin it when I don't ge to feel him swell and shoot inside of me.... oh my I'm talking dirty!
 
Myst said:
Well, I love getting a "facial," so I like it when my other half pulls out...

I hope you understand Myst, now you've published your photo on this site, comments like the one above take on a whole new meaning. Even as I write this I'm envisioning your face, the one from the photo, with cum all over it. I'll have to think about that one for a while.
 
LOL

Oh well, coming out of the closet is not worth it unless you come ALL the way out... no pun intended. I think I'm flattered, gender.
 
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