Coffee is Liquid from the Gods

[Rubyfruit]

Discuss.

 

[lavender]

 

[KillerMuffin]

It's an evil joke perpetrated on mankind by deities with yayati's sense of humor.

 

[Eumenides]

Coffee was just coffee till the gods added chocolate and nutmeg.

 

[Starblayde]

No, it isn't

 

[curious2c]

I get my caffiene(sp) from Mountain Dew thank you very much.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Combined with nicotine it's a divine experience.

Yes, I agree. Almost as good as a Ketel One martini and nicotine.

Why are all the good things bad for us?

 

[The Squid King]

Coffee is false advertising, the classic bait and switch.

It smells wonderful when you are brewing it, but it tastes like shit.

 

[Eumenides]

Coffee is false advertising, the classic bait and switch.

It smells wonderful when you are brewing it, but it tastes like shit.

Blasphemer!!!!!!!!!!!

Off with his head!

 

[Rubyfruit]

Nothing better than the smell of freshly roasted beans being ground in the morning.

Although, rising bread dough is a close second.

 

[ksmybuttons]

Coffee is absolutely necessary after a night of debauchery.

 

[Starblayde]

I'd take a hot cup of Tea instead of a coffee every time.

Heck, I'd take a glass of water instead of a coffee any time.

But, then again, I am English so Tea comes naturally

 

[Guest]

I prefer a hot shower and a jar of peanut butter first thing in the morning.

 

[curious2c]

Oh all right, honestly I do like some coffee. Almond-roca-mocha-with whipping cream. ummmm umm good

 

[Pixie]

Coffee is absolutely necessary after a night of debauchery.

Coffee is absolutely necessary before and after a night of debauchery, sometimes even during one.
It goes so well with chocolate and other yummy things.

 

[Saint Peter]

There is something religious about pouring hot black liquid into your body first thing in the morning.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Coffee is absolutely necessary after a night of debauchery.

Correct. Coffee and a spanish omelet. A bloody mary couldn't hurt either.

 

[woodgie2]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

COFFEE!

 

[lobito]

I thought cum was/is. (?)

coffee is the work of the devil I tell you.

Tea only for me.

 

[Nora]

*whimper* Coffee?

*holds out cup hopefully*

 

[OUTSIDER]

I love the smell of coffee but can't stand the taste, for me it's tea or nothing.

 

[SpiceCake]

There is something religious about pouring hot black liquid into your body first thing in the morning.

AMEN Brother! Praise the Coffee God, Juan Valdez!

Oh Lord Valdez,
Bless this coffee that you have graciously bestowed upon me.
Keep it safe in thy sight, oh exhaulted one.
Let it course through my veins and quicken my heart.
May it keep me awake through long nights posting on Lit.
Give it the power to make my body come alive each morning.
I ask this in thy precious name!
Amen!

Does anyone else feel like they've just been to church?

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Combined with nicotine it's a divine experience.

Breakfast of Champions

 

[islandman]

The world does not start until I've had my first cup.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Tea all the way, because I can drink tea without adding sugar.

Drinking coffee without sugar...or cream if that's your thing, is like drinking oil. But hey, if that's your thing.