Coffee Enema?

[Coatcheckgirl912]

Ok. So I'm working to stretch/train my ass a little. Hubby is willing to help but I feel like an enema isn't a bad idea if we are going to add any oral play to the mix. I was reading about what liquid to use besides water. Or, if I should use something sort of concoction (pun! Ha!). Stumbled across coffee enemas. Is this a thing? Seems to be. Why??? What crucial detail am I missing?

Any other suggestions? I bought the contraption with the pouch and long tube not just a handheld ball.

Many thanks experts!
Ccg

 

[twister947]

Well, this is kinda "out there"...
https://www.wired.com/2002/10/cancers-enema-no-1-make-that-2/

Also, Steve McQueen tried a bunch of of the wall stuff, including coffee enemas, when he had cancer.

 

[TarnishedPenny]

Naval medics with the Marine Corps in WW2 are supposed to have administered strong coffee enemas for shock and I’ve seen references to it being used by British medics at the same time for that and poisoning. It hasn’t been used outside of very, very alternative medicine for 40+ years.

I wouldn’t, personally. Lots and lots of arguments against it.

 

[Coatcheckgirl912]

Naval medics with the Marine Corps in WW2 are supposed to have administered strong coffee enemas for shock and I’ve seen references to it being used by British medics at the same time for that and poisoning. It hasn’t been used outside of very, very alternative medicine for 40+ years.

I wouldn’t, personally. Lots and lots of arguments against it.

Thanks for that!

Do I just use water from the tap?

 

[twister947]

UnderMyKilt usually finds these enema threads. He is experienced and knowledgeable, and will have answers to your questions.

 

[TarnishedPenny]

Thanks for that!

Do I just use water from the tap?

Depends what you and SO are intending or desiring, I guess. Not a fan or expert, personally.

Good luck.

 

[Privates1stClass]

Stumbled across coffee enemas. Is this a thing? Seems to be. Why??? What crucial detail am I missing?

At the current price of coffee, I think you could find something better (and cheaper). A Starbucks Grande Mocha Frappuccino goes for $4.45 (US).

Some warm water with a tad bit of soap ought to work.

Let us know how it goes.

 

[UnderMyKilt]

Ok. So I'm working to stretch/train my ass a little. Hubby is willing to help but I feel like an enema isn't a bad idea if we are going to add any oral play to the mix. I was reading about what liquid to use besides water. Or, if I should use something sort of concoction (pun! Ha!). Stumbled across coffee enemas. Is this a thing? Seems to be. Why??? What crucial detail am I missing?

Any other suggestions? I bought the contraption with the pouch and long tube not just a handheld ball.

Many thanks experts!
Ccg

LOL. I was directed to this thread. I would not call myself an expert but just an addicted Klismaphile who has been doing this for a very long time.

So....you're working to "stretch/train" your ass a little. Hubby is willing to help. Only just willing? C'mon, not lustfully jumping at the opportunity? Just so I know how to fine tune my answers, is this just playing with toys for the sheer pleasure of it or is in preparation for receptive anal sex with hubby?

For starters, and though it pains the enema addict in me, you don't need to take enemas for satisfying anal sex, and even rimming (some folks like the taint) but I rarely go without just because well....an excuse to take an enema. Right? Even if you take them, you shouldn't need to every time (unless you really like it) and you'll learn to know your body.

In any event, I see you've bought a douche/enema syringe. Is that the ol' two quart red combo bag from the drug store or something larger and more exotic (like a silicon bag) from online? Either will do fine unltil you really "get into it" and then you're going to want a bigger bag...LOL.

Looking at your questions, unless there is something wrong with your domestic supply there's nothing wrong with plain old tap water. It will get the job done but it might take a little longer than some of the concoctions. If you're worried about your domestic water supply, like if you think it's too heavily chlorinated, you can use water from a Brita, Pur or similar filter system but it's really not necessary (unless, like me, you indulge very frequently).

Personally, I have a shower with a separate handheld wand on which I use a "shower shot" like system with an inline filter. (Plain water, most of the time.) Lately though, I've been missing some of those concoctions and, most of all, having a bag hanging with a saline solution for the last load of the day .

Most, but not necessarily all, of the various enema solutions are intended, in one way or another, to be an irritant to the rectum and colon to speed things along and make for a more forceful and complete expulsion. I would think that some, like castille soaps, might also help dissolve feces and "move things along". For years, and I mean decades, my solution of choice was just warm tap water and a few squirts of Dr. Bronner's Peppermint Pure-Castile Soap. It leaves you squeeky clean and leaves your ass smelling and tasting minty fresh. Bronner's has other scents and "flavors" as well like almond, lavender, cherry blossom and more.

Coffee enemas? I've tried them....well....I've tried them a lot. Again, I think the object is to work as a bit of an irritant and....it makes for a colorful expulsion. Something about the texture, I guess the microsolids in the brew, make coffee feel kind of special too. I'm not into the Gerson coffee enema alleged "health benefits" stuff though. I do it because it feels good. Some people use a saline solution as the final wash of a session (or even throughout the whole session) as it ostensibly prevents overabsorption of water through the colon wall.

Volume is up to you. If the object is to just clean yourself out for a little anal play with small toys you won't need a whole bunch as you just need to clean the anal canal and rectum and not higher up into the lower reaches of the colon. Repeatedly if you really want to be squeeky clean. You might want to clean yourself out extra good, using more retained volume and more repetitions, if you intend to have vigorous anal sex.

In regards to temperature, moderately warm is best if you intend to retain it for very long. Warmer still if you like the sensation of feeling yourself being filled. If the temperature feels good on your skin, it will feel good in your ass. I end almost all sessions with a load of cool, almost cold, water as this really causes everything to "come down" (as I heard one book put it).

What did I forget? Oh, it's much easier doing the whole dead in the shower and not even messing with the toilet. Mama don't let me do it in the shower in our master bath, so I've taken over the guest bath and it's combo tub/shower.

If you want a good book about anal erotica, including enemas, I consider this one to be the bible.

Anal Pleasure and Health, Dr. Jack Morin

That's just my opinion, I could be wrong.

 

[Bamamama1990]

Coffee omg no! Mild organic soap well deluded in warm water sounds way better and from experience feels much better

 

[Jada59]

Many years ago, my mom did coffee enemas. Not sure they did anything for her though. She just used plain, regular, drip coffee.

 

[SimonDoom]

I don't know. I'm an open-minded guy. Whatever floats your boat.

But it sounds like a waste of a cup of coffee to me.

 

[Coatcheckgirl912]

LOL. I was directed to this thread. I would not call myself an expert but just an addicted Klismaphile who has been doing this for a very long time.

So....you're working to "stretch/train" your ass a little. Hubby is willing to help. Only just willing? C'mon, not lustfully jumping at the opportunity? Just so I know how to fine tune my answers, is this just playing with toys for the sheer pleasure of it or is in preparation for receptive anal sex with hubby?

For starters, and though it pains the enema addict in me, you don't need to take enemas for satisfying anal sex, and even rimming (some folks like the taint) but I rarely go without just because well....an excuse to take an enema. Right? Even if you take them, you shouldn't need to every time (unless you really like it) and you'll learn to know your body.

In any event, I see you've bought a douche/enema syringe. Is that the ol' two quart red combo bag from the drug store or something larger and more exotic (like a silicon bag) from online? Either will do fine unltil you really "get into it" and then you're going to want a bigger bag...LOL.

Looking at your questions, unless there is something wrong with your domestic supply there's nothing wrong with plain old tap water. It will get the job done but it might take a little longer than some of the concoctions. If you're worried about your domestic water supply, like if you think it's too heavily chlorinated, you can use water from a Brita, Pur or similar filter system but it's really not necessary (unless, like me, you indulge very frequently).

Personally, I have a shower with a separate handheld wand on which I use a "shower shot" like system with an inline filter. (Plain water, most of the time.) Lately though, I've been missing some of those concoctions and, most of all, having a bag hanging with a saline solution for the last load of the day .

Most, but not necessarily all, of the various enema solutions are intended, in one way or another, to be an irritant to the rectum and colon to speed things along and make for a more forceful and complete expulsion. I would think that some, like castille soaps, might also help dissolve feces and "move things along". For years, and I mean decades, my solution of choice was just warm tap water and a few squirts of Dr. Bronner's Peppermint Pure-Castile Soap. It leaves you squeeky clean and leaves your ass smelling and tasting minty fresh. Bronner's has other scents and "flavors" as well like almond, lavender, cherry blossom and more.

Coffee enemas? I've tried them....well....I've tried them a lot. Again, I think the object is to work as a bit of an irritant and....it makes for a colorful expulsion. Something about the texture, I guess the microsolids in the brew, make coffee feel kind of special too. I'm not into the Gerson coffee enema alleged "health benefits" stuff though. I do it because it feels good. Some people use a saline solution as the final wash of a session (or even throughout the whole session) as it ostensibly prevents overabsorption of water through the colon wall.

Volume is up to you. If the object is to just clean yourself out for a little anal play with small toys you won't need a whole bunch as you just need to clean the anal canal and rectum and not higher up into the lower reaches of the colon. Repeatedly if you really want to be squeeky clean. You might want to clean yourself out extra good, using more retained volume and more repetitions, if you intend to have vigorous anal sex.

In regards to temperature, moderately warm is best if you intend to retain it for very long. Warmer still if you like the sensation of feeling yourself being filled. If the temperature feels good on your skin, it will feel good in your ass. I end almost all sessions with a load of cool, almost cold, water as this really causes everything to "come down" (as I heard one book put it).

What did I forget? Oh, it's much easier doing the whole dead in the shower and not even messing with the toilet. Mama don't let me do it in the shower in our master bath, so I've taken over the guest bath and it's combo tub/shower.

If you want a good book about anal erotica, including enemas, I consider this one to be the bible.

Anal Pleasure and Health, Dr. Jack Morin

That's just my opinion, I could be wrong.

My hero, coming through in the …clinch?

Thanks a million, seriously.

xxxo

 

[UnderMyKilt]

I don't know. I'm an open-minded guy. Whatever floats your boat.

But it sounds like a waste of a cup of coffee to me.

Ummmm. More like a pot of coffee than a cup.

 

[SimonDoom]

Ummmm. More like a pot of coffee than a cup.

Even worse!

 

[Zeb_Carter]

If the idea is just to clean your bowels just use a commercially available enema. Start with a mild one, talk to your pharmacist about which one to use to start with.

If the reason is to enjoy an enema, really not my thing, then I would suggest just plain water with a small amount of liquid hand soap. Unscented of course.

Having had a number of colonoscopies they not only gave me an enema, many to use over a two day period, they also gave some oral ememas. They really want you cleaned out from the bottom of your stomach to the entrance of your asshole.

 

[dougroundup]

I have always been cautious of the purity, sterility, and possible toxicity of the things that may be inserted into the inner anal cavity. Especially a concern is toxicity.... Where many types of personal hygiene products such as soaps, shampoos, conditioners, lotions and even mouthwashes and toothpastes are generally safe externally, it can be not too good for you when it goes up the booty. There is many mucous membranes up there that will act like a sponge and introduce substance to the bloodstream very effectively. As is the good possibility of fluids migrating deep into the colon and intestinal track where they can further be very effectively absorbed directly into the bloodstream.
That said,,,
Ingestion of a variety of substances thru introduction of enema fluids is like a supercharged way of getting chemicals into the bloodstream.
Coffee Enemas are a way of introducing a supercharge load of caffeine into the bloodstream and will give a subject a much higher and stronger speedy jolt than ingesting caffeine orally such as drinking alot of coffee. It can have a near euphoric speedy rush without so many of the ill feeling side effects of oral consumption of high caffeine dosages for whatever reason.
Certain factions of drug culture have utilized enema dosage as a means of ingesting their dope of choice. This form of introduction of drugs into the body is closest thing next to intravieneous injection. In certain underground circles the practice is called " booty bumping" This is common method among certain methamphetamine kinksters.
Coffee Enemas also have been used by the meth addicted to avoid the comedown and withdrawal when the drug is unavailable.
The most mainstream use for coffee enema comes by way of the super competitive marathon cycling communities where any competitive edge is exploited and tough anti doping rules have resulted in abolishment of performance enhancing substances.
Regardless of what popular opinion or widespread mainstream acceptance, coffee is a beverage with a naturally occuring high content of the drug Caffeine. The drug caffeine is the most widely used drug in the history of mankind. Caffeine is a drug period.
Enjoy the thorough cleansing and hygenic fresh feeling that the occasional enema will afford you. Nothing else makes anal play more enjoyable than the confidence of a nice clean tidy ass fuck hole.
Just be very mindful of the substances, especially liquids and miscible things that could enter your bloodstream or damage sensitive tissue within your most sensitive inner guts!
Also note that this is one of the many reasons anal is considered one of the riskiest forms of contracting HIV and other communicable diseases.
Know your risks.
Also one last note to mention:
Certain types of manmade materials such as certain plastics and rubber materials contain chemicals that will leach and gas off and are very easily absorbed by the inner anal tissues. Things like phalattes (sp?)
These are synthetic plasticizers used in many lifelike dildos and buttplugs ect.
Such absorbtion is very carcingenic within the anal cavity.
ANAL can be a highly erotic and very pleasurable experience. Just be in the know.


Fuck me!

 

[Hipshot1554]

Reminds me of that old joke...

 

[dougroundup]

what old joke is that?

 

[splish splash]

Ok. So I'm working to stretch/train my ass a little. Hubby is willing to help but I feel like an enema isn't a bad idea if we are going to add any oral play to the mix. I was reading about what liquid to use besides water. Or, if I should use something sort of concoction (pun! Ha!). Stumbled across coffee enemas. Is this a thing? Seems to be. Why??? What crucial detail am I missing?

Any other suggestions? I bought the contraption with the pouch and long tube not just a handheld ball.

Many thanks experts!
Ccg

My wife had her first one at Burning Man
She loves them get cleaned out and wired at the same time

 

[Kinky_Randy]

Saline - 2 tsp per quart, I use kosher. salt. Hold it for 5 minutes before emptying.