Codes/Euphuismsyou use for sex.

[Azwed]

Just looking for phrases or words you tend to use for sex. This thread was brought to you because of an interesting situation that happend this weekend.

My gf is mostly of polish decent with some russian. I think I have mostly german with some cherokee. I am adopted so i am not completly sure about that. Anyway we were talking about history stuff and she made the comment about how Germans are always taking stuff from us(the Polish) Then she said, "hey you are German." I replied with, "Yup and I feel like invading Poland again."

That got me a ohhhhhh and a big grin. Followed by much less resistance then the Polish gave the Germans.

So any other fun little code words or phrases anyone else uses. This is our new on and I like it alot.

 

[Azwed]

Oh come one no one has any. You could at least say how cute my little story was.

 

[Chuckus]

I ask if the city wants to have some country.........LOL

she = city
me = country

or vice versa, depends on whom is being citified and who is acting countrified!!!!!

 

[Chuckus]

here is one for ya..........

"Hey honey, lets put the biscuit in the basket, eh?"

 

[Barb Dwyer]

Well, dear Azwed (with one "e") since I am a big sports fan, here are some Baseball euphemisms for sex

10. Working the rosin bag
9. Comebacker
8. Charging the mound
7. Riding the pine
6. Jerking one into the seats
5. Coming from behind
4. Doubleheader
3. Going deep in the hole
2. The big unit
1. Visiting Busch Stadium



PS- that was a cute story.

 

[lickerish]

azwed.. the story was cute

 

[Azwed]

For a minute there I was thinking no one got the historical reference. She is a English/History major so she knows all this crap and I am a history buff from way back. I figured someone would have to remember that Germany invaded Poland first in WWII.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

we dont really have any words or phrases... its more of an action thing... i grab his ass and lick his ear... and then his eyes grow wide and he suggests we find a private place

 

[Azwed]

I like the newly sexed willing and unsure. She makes some damn sexy posts that provied truly stunning visuals for people with overactive imaginiations.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

I usually like to approach women for sex...

by asking if they'd like to "perform copulatory rituals" or "accede to evolutionary demands".

As that usually doesn't work, I always keep "no? well then how 'bout some sweaty fucking?" as a backup.

 

[miles]

Discussing the Big Bang Theory