Cock Talk

[OrdinaryPerson]

Have you ever been on lit and looked up and realize it’s been hours?

How do you think I got to over 6000 posts?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I am needy and greedy. I once thought it had been minutes and it had been hours and she was late for a date with her boyfriend (my bad) .

Dude if I am in and out of the bedroom in under 30 minutes I am mad… and it’s usually not my fault

Are you talking about the time @Indie had to leave for her date with me? Yea, I gave her more than 30 minutes.

 

[jason28053]

Are you talking about the time @Indie had to leave for her date with me? Yea, I gave her more than 30 minutes.

“Are you serious Clark?”

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hahah no, this was a time when I had first dibs.

And hey, I’ll take anything that @Indie is willing to give me!

Don’t hate… she just needed a little more

She needed more than my 10 inches? That insatiable little...

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

She needed more than my 10 inches? That insatiable little...

.... angel?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

.... angel?

It's not opposites day dear.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

It's not opposites day dear.

No wonder I needed a little more.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Friend of mine just fucked a guy with a big thick cock but he had no idea how to use it and she was bored … guess size doesn’t matter

This is why women are always excited when they see my cock. They figure I must have to make up for the difference somehow.

 

[Endless_Night]

Do you masturbate/have sex during the holidays?

Are you kidding?

Holidays here are like trying to herd cats!

Juggling kitchen time, last minute store runs, children underfoot, surprise crises, lunatic relatives.

 

[morelikeasong]

Challenge accepted....

https://www.southwestledger.news/sites/southwestledger.etypegoogle7.com/files/styles/article_420/public/2020-11/Untitled-1_4.png?itok=oDg_6sjs

I need to see an AI version of this with you sitting on that horse

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

Desperately trying to keep up with this thread and laughing my ass off! You guys are out of your minds and I love it!
Love,
Thom

 

[Bry1313]

So what's bad usage of dick and what's good? I need pointers on what to do with mine.

Just drive it hard and fast like a car piston, and the faster you cum, the better you did.

 

[Bry1313]

I have heard a lot of women say size doesn’t matter. But when they see a big one they just have to give it a try. You don’t hear that about an average one. A woman that my wife works with has been chatting with a guy who apparently sent some photos of his rather large dick, and she happily showed the pictures to the women at work. Apparently they were all in awe of it.

Was that man named @tanjaguar

 

[jason28053]

I'm the Queen Pussy... I don't wrangle...they know who their master is....

Hence forth you shall be QP

 

[Photog1rl]

Brief and to the point. I like you.

@crazychemgirl is very likeable .

 

[crazychemgirl]

@crazychemgirl is very likeable .

Right back at you!

 

[Apisto42]

So what's bad usage of dick and what's good? I need pointers on what to do with mine.

Learn the helicopter. It’s a crowd pleaser for sure.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Holidays here are like trying to herd cats!

So you’re saying you do?

I’ve never heard it referred to as “herding cats” before but it sounds kinky as hell.

 

[Bry1313]

I am needy and greedy. I once thought it had been minutes and it had been hours and she was late for a date with her boyfriend (my bad) .

Dude if I am in and out of the bedroom in under 30 minutes I am mad… and it’s usually not my fault

You are taking too long, satisfy both of you quicker and then you can go binge Fleabag and have a nice night together

 

[Bry1313]

Don’t knock my hobbies

Have you watched Fleabag? It’s great!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Have you watched Fleabag? It’s great!

Sooo good.

 

[SlyderInside]

Sooo good.

Yes, fucking yes, please, yes.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Friend of mine just fucked a guy with a big thick cock but he had no idea how to use it and she was bored … guess size doesn’t matter

Fucking amateur. Probably didn't even helicopter.

 

[Apisto42]

Fucking amateur. Probably didn't even helicopter.

Truth! No one has ever been left unsatisfied after a good big dick helicopter performance.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Have you ever clocked yourself? When you think it's been a few minutes, it's really like 20 seconds right?

Who has thought they've been having sex for hours and then when you're done, you realize the same 30 minute show is still on?

I do know I can make it through side 1 of Steely Dan's Aja album (from Black Cow to the beginning of Peg). We skipped foreplay that time though. It went from spooning, to boner, missionary, doggie, then ranch.