Cock Tales and Penis Size

[McKenna]

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[NoJo]

You mentioned those damn spam mails. I've calculated that if I'd responded to all the ones I've received my cock would stretch over nine hundred meters. It would probably become quite thin -- etiolated, as botanists say. I wonder how long it would take me to pee.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

You mentioned those damn spam mails. I've calculated that if I'd responded to all the ones I've received my cock would stretch over nine hundred meters. It would probably become quite thin -- etiolated, as botanists say. I wonder how long it would take me to pee.

Okay, Joe, my sides hurt!

McKenna,

Sorry your friend has been treated so poorly. I suppose the bad reactions stem from fear, but I tend to think it's a good way to weed out the fickle and move onto the next. Sexy Darwinism and all. It's got to be hard on the ego but I'd be more crushed if the women thought I was such a schmuck that they never even made it to my bedroom. (Weird to speak as if I were a man, but what else can I do?)

At least he's good enough for women to 'want' to know him intimately, even if they chicken out when the monster is revealed. I cannot relate...having rather large assets myself, it invites very little positive attention and damn near more negative attention than I can handle.

I have a friend that is equally as...what's the word...equipped, and his wife has no problem with it AT ALL! She admits she was initially taken aback, but loved him and decided to test-drive the experience. All of her doubts and fears were dispelled, as I understand it, and they have a happy and prosperous sex life. Three kids and another on the way...go figure.

Anyway, I can appreciate your rant but can't help but feel he's been spared some potentially high maintenance women before it was too late. Just an opinion.

Maybe he should hold back the warning and keep the lights off to have a better shot...

-E

 

[shereads]

McKenna, I feel his pain. My 48DDDDDDDDDDD+ breasts caused me nothing but despair, until I realized I could live in one of my bra cups should I ever become homeless. There's always a silver lining.

 

[minsue]

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[Guest]

I realized I could live in one of my bra cups should I ever become homeless.

Spray of Tangueray and Schwepps all over lapdog.

Perdita

 

[McKenna]

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[shereads]

Perdita, is that a new holistic flea treatment for lapdogs? I may recommend it to my friend for her Havanese Terrier puppy. She's reluctant to use flea medications because they're toxic.

 

[Guest]

Mack, it's a bit difficult to respond well not knowing your friend as you do. If he's had a good share of these bad experiences it causes me to think it's been more about casual sex. If it wasn't and he and the women had been establishing a relationship then despite the bad reaction he should be glad he found 'them' out sooner than later. I would think once some basic love and regard are established than anything can be worked out, or in, you know.

I've had trouble with huge cocks but I never would have acted like the women you've mentioned. Generally a supersize dick just takes time and lots of lube. He might mention it first, and that he has patience and lube, eh?

Perdita

 

[Guest]

ella, just to be clear, I call my laptop my lapdog. I only have a lap bunny besides.

There was an AbFab episode wherein Edina told her 'secretary', Bubble, to get a laptop. Of course she showed up with a little dog in a basket.

Perdita

 

[minsue]

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[McKenna]

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[Guest]

Min, I worked for awhile with a Brit woman who loved AbFab too and we used to talk to each other like Patsy and Eddie and take turns being Bubble. Once my boss (an old priest) walked in on us and I still remember the look on his face. We laughed and told him we couldn't possibly explain.

I shall now endeavor to write this on my pad.

Bubble

 

[Guest]

Hey, Mack. We did have some fun here, but I also gave you a serious response; got your point too, thought it went without saying.

Best to your pal, Perdita

 

[McKenna]

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[shereads]

ella, just to be clear, I call my laptop my lapdog. I only have a lap bunny besides.

There was an AbFab episode wherein Edina told her 'secretary', Bubble, to get a laptop. Of course she showed up with a little dog in a basket.

Thank you for clearing that up...I'm confused about the bunny now. Are we talking notebook computer, or genus lepus?

Lapdogs were originally carried about by ladies so that their fleas would have something tastier to bite. Ever since I learned that little factoid, I haven't been able to view those noble portraits with the vast layered skirts and tiny spaniels without thinking how awful the entire scene must have smelled. And I don't mean the dog.

 

[Dirty Slut]

I fully understand the problems that go with the word big, as few men look me in the eyes when speaking to me. I also know the problem with taking on big as well. However a slow build up, and I mean a lotsa foreplay, and ridiculous fun administering lubricantant in vast quanities is the best way to go. And I'd also recomend that he use a more than one rubber at a time just in case.

DS

 

[mtnman2003]

for what it's worth........

I feel for your friend.......

I am 6'6" tall, about 250 lbs, and support the same equipment as he, plus I have had it measured about 7 1/2" around. Don't think the amout of cum is a problem tho'.

I never thought of it as a weapon...... Ladies have commented about its size, it has taken lots of time to get accomodated with some ladies. Some ladies could not stuff all of it in....... causing a degree of pain to me with they kept trying. But never a bad experience.

Now oral is a different story. I have heard many, many gags as they have tried to take it in. Some actually are able. Amazes me where they put it. Can not imagine it myself.

Had more than a few sore the next morning...... but have not been turned down because of it.

Would hate to be my physical size with a little dick.... ego!

 

[NoJo]

Re: for what it's worth........

Now oral is a different story. I have heard many, many gags as they have tried to take it in.

I'd like to hear some of those gags, mtnman.

 

[McKenna]

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[raphy]

I've heard this from other guys, actually.. Cock envy is definitely more a male issue than a female issue - One of the best comments I ever heard was from a women who when asked how she prefers her cocks she said:

"I like my cock to be ... attached to the man I love."

Women's vaginas are both incredibly elastic and not related to the physical size of the woman either, I've found and with sufficient foreplay and lubricant, most can take most cocks eventually.

I joke about the size of my cock, because physically, I'm not a big guy - I'm 5'6" and weigh in at about 140 lbs; your typical asian guy, really. My cock is proportional to the size of my body, somewhere between 5 and a half and 6 inches, depending on how aroused I am. I don't know how thick it is - I've never measured that.

Almost all of the women I've slept with say the same thing - Not too small, not too big, just the right size for good, pounding sweaty sex and a good size for oral sex too.

I've only had one negative experience and that was negative from my point of view, not the womans, I believe. Curiously enough, she was a tiny little slip of a girl, maybe 5'2" and weighed all of 100 lbs soking wet, but (as the cliche goes) I didn't touch the sides going in.

Personally, I'm happy with my equipment. A bigger cock? Maybe, but only by half an inch or so, I'd say, because as you start to hit the 7 inch mark, women do start to look a little queasy at oral sex and deep throating.

That said, however - I see little point in thinking about it these days, as whisper and I have a very satisfying and fulfilling sex life. I don't want to be any different - And more importantly, she wouldn't want me to be.

 

[shereads]

I see little point in thinking about it these days, as whisper and I have a very satisfying and fulfilling sex life.

You two are having sex?

You're not even married! That's just twisted.

 

[raphy]

You two are having sex?

You're not even married! That's just twisted.

I know, we're both going to hell.....

See ya there.. hehe

 

[shereads]

Re: Re: for what it's worth........

I'd like to hear some of those gags, mtnman.

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Got any grapes?"

"No, we don't have any grapes."

The next day, the same duck walks into the bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"

"No," says the bartender. "We don't have any grapes."

The next day and the next, and the day after that, the duck walks into the bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" And each time, the bartender says no.

Finally, the bartender has had enough. When the duck walks in and asks, "Got any grapes?" the bartender tosses down his bar towel, shakes a finger in the duck's face and says, "Look. We didn't have any grapes the first time you came in here. We didn't have any grapes yesterday. We don't have any grapes today. And if you come in here one more time asking for grapes, I'm gonna nail your fucking feet to the bar."

The duck leaves.

The next day, the duck walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Got any nails?"

"No, damn it. We don't have any nails!"






"Got any grapes?"

 

[Svenskaflicka]

McKenna, I think those women your male friend met was ungrateful little brats! I've been with guys the size you describe, and I thought it was - sorry for the pun - great.
I love really, really big cocks. I've never been scared by large cocks, I've just heard a ringing in the back of my head, and a small voice yelling "JACKPOT!!!!"

I'm not all that fund of large ejaculations, but there ARE condoms. Unfortunately, I'm already spoken for, otherwise I'd ask for your friend's phone number. But I'm convinced that there must be other women like me somewhere out there, women who will make that "yes!" jerk-movement with the arm when they see his equipment.